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Apr 14, 2015 6:32 PM
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TheRealDurdan
I'm locking in A: fake laughter, eddy
RarerThanACanOfDandelionandBurdock
She is so fucking attractive.
wildcatfan4life
In that one laugh Mark made a few million dollars
CommodoreTitties
RIP Facebook Account
solosysygy
In fairness, if Anna Kendrick told me a joke I would laugh no matter how bad it was.
ShotsoMilk
Because it's scripted.
theemosthappiee
Always upvote Anna Kendrick
caolila
T... That is the least genuine laugh I've seen in a while...
jimcake
batmansunderpants
Took him a min
photoalbum1
Can anyone explain? I haven't watched the movie.
jyhwkntx
I second this
ThePotatoBandit
what about when he was a magician?
BonkyMcSignFace
She's really mean in real life. I no longer find her attractive
Salzab
Why, what did she do?
SchruteFacts
False. Jesse Eisenberg played the character of Columbus in the move Zombieland.
ChevyNova1973
Was about to dv thinking you were serious, then I saw the username. +1 for making me stop and think before voting from now on
gwshark
I read "I'll be banging with Mark Zuckerberg..." I have such a dirty mind.
notDylanOBrien
At least her Twitter account is safe.
JustKindOfClever
You can see the relief on her face when he starts to laugh.
equityforpunks
Is there a reason why she is so reliefed? Is this from some billion viewers show or some other public shame possibility?
YaBoyAbeLincoln
She take a deep "oh shit he's not gonna laugh" breath followed by a major sigh of relief. Hilarious.
rankdank69
Damn I didn't even notice how nervous she got there for a seccond
WhatStinks
Yeah, the joke could have crapped up pretty bad - good think Zuke laughed.
TheLastBattlestar
God I love her.
Sharpshooterz
That "bitch, I could buy you" laugh
Blackd0nuts
Bitch he might
JSmith90
Take my money, give me Anna
ShartMastr
Zark Muckerberg
Olivemystars
I miss Tom from myspace.
HappierThanASlinkyOnAnEscalator
I have a feeling you're just saying that, but actually, if you have instagram, follow him, he just travels everywhere and takes sweet pics
Olivemystars
Haha nooo, come on! He was fun. I was surprised when I learned he was a real person, not just some myspace drone!
jsktrogdor
He's a good actor, seeing as he knew it was coming... I mean... she said it on the internet... he's Mark Zucherberg... it's *his* internet.
merus
She said it on Twitter. They're not on speaking terms.
CharlesFuckingBronson
Google still owns like 40%
eetsumkaus
Al Gore would like to have a word with you. And him
doufancyapickle
I thought the guy in The Social Network that plays mark zuckerberg was Micheal Cera
Morebetternow
hahahaha, oh man. so cute.
DrKriegersClone
Jesse Eisenberg and Michael Cera are more or less the new Elijah Wood / Daniel Radcliffe pair
batlrar
Me too! And nobody I asked can see it! Do you also see Donnie Darko and the '02 Spiderman guys as similar?
F0Zwald
yes
thestigsfemalecousin
Video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Mrt192jl54
BigSkimmo
Doing the Lords work, I see.
mwahz
He looks so awkward next to her!
pdp1
If I were in Mark Zuckerberg's shoes at that moment and didn't get it, I'd still laugh
noonesavebear
that's probably what he's doing...
CharlesFuckingBronson
A girl that hot makes an awkward joke, you laugh.
turbofang
Zuckerberg's laugh looks as awkward as kids who don't swing their arms when they run.
DefinitionOfHappiness
I wish I had an example of this
helloimrobin
Kids who don't swing their arms when they run laugh awkwardly?
turbofang
In psychology, they say people who don't swing their arms while walking/ running, are crazy people. Sociopaths, and the like
ISecretlyBrowseImgur
You are technically correct (the best kind of correct). But I'd imagine those kids do EVERYTHING awkwardly.
BrowniesAndAnime
That was oddly, yet pleasantly, specific.
SilentButSexy
http://imgur.com/g6rm54g
lnfidelity
Oh my god, I'm crying. I never noticed he ran like that.
DarthFutuza
My brother runs like a raptor. With hands up attached to his chest. So creepy.
turbofang
I actually used to walk like that. My teachers finally had to talk to my parents about it.
icantthinkofanamenow
Thanks for the laugh :')
Magnivore
I wish I was adjective enough to get Anna Kendrick to hang out with me :(
minkmankser
preposition her
potatoduck
10/10 would conjunct with
Neversleeping
What function?
Magnivore
Not sure if grill
cmbuckley
But unfortunately, you’re a noun :-(
Magnivore
I knew it :C
DatDurTho
Nothing compared to being a verb, everyone runs away from us ):
ghostofryuchan
To fit format, you should have said "nothing compares to verbing".
Stevaloo
i don't get it
moseph
the actor who played zuckerburg in the movie "the social network" also played the main character in "Zombieland"
Stevaloo
thanks lol, somehow didn't make the connection and was half expecting condescension/downvotes
SQuinnT
Sauce: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Mrt192jl54
CanadianOneDollarCoin
see when they went to that guy, Co-Founder of Google. Yeah, people in that room are hurting for cash lol
MattieJack
She seemed so incredibly shy when she said it. Like, socially awkward shy. Imgur will eat that right up.
stuffinator
Makes her even more adorable in my opinion.
WhatUpStevo
Went for the joke, left awe inspired.
justlivinthedream
I'm glad he knew the reference, because I did not.
minkychan
i didn't get this either :3
JovenJoven
you tend to know a thing or two about the actor who plays you in a major movie
CL4PTPStewardBot
1 sec, just writing a paragraph long private message expressing how disappointed I am in you.
lesliebananas
Love this! I actually LOL
MessengerOfDreams
Motherfucking Jesse Eisenberg jesus christ fuck dude motherfucking Facebook movie bullshit jesus can you fucking believe this shit
counslor
My reaction exactly. Thanx for doing the work of spelling it all out and posting it. +1
IRCBrink
tbh it took me longer than it should have
PhoenixQueenAzula
I thought it was cuz he looked like either a zombie or nerd Luther guy. I get it now.
tendthekine
I thhought the joke was that he looks like a zombie
CharlesFuckingBronson
If you're an famous insane billionaire supervillain who knows everything about everyone, and they make a movie about you, you'll know...
JPRaptor
Are you talking about Lex or Mark?
CharlesFuckingBronson
I still think they're actually the same person
LisaChwan
Do u want explanation? :p
halosk8ingking
me too
LisaChwan
Jesse Eisenberg played as Zuckerberg in the facebook movie. He also played as Columbus in Zombieland. So she "mixed" them.
plainwhitesarah
Classic misdirect.
GlowstickJedi
Thank you.
DopeyDadOfDisneyPrincess
And Zuckerburg went on SNL when Eisenberg hosted to give him a hard time - you can't leave that part out!
ForeverChasingHighs
I thought she was talking to the actor so didn't get why it was funny
Idonthavealottosay
How about Michael Cera? They are all one and the same person.
Idonthavealottosay
And Andy Samberg
woopwooppulloverdatasstoofat
TIL facebook movie
queenbeasley
Just think ahead to 20 years when they make the 'Facebook Movie Reboot' ::shudder::
Icannevercomeupwithagoodorwittyusernamepleasehelp
The Social Network, it's really good
georgiajorja
I'm still confused.
LisaChwan
They look alike.
georgiajorja
no, that wasn't what was meant. Zuckerburg was played in the film about him by the dude from zombieland.
georgiajorja
WAIT NVM GOT IT.
TedBuckley
He will definitely turn into Lex Luther. You mark my words.
tolkiennerd36
Make my words*
FedericoAstica
I Zuckerberg your words.
CharlesFuckingBronson
He's not already?
Iamsonewatthis
"We all have our little faults. Mine's in California." - Lex Luthor
MacRockatansky
Either that or the dude from Grandma's Boy.
Iamsonewatthis
" 'M' as in moron Otis? No, no, no, it's 'N'! 'N' as in neanderthal, nincompoop, nitwit and 'L' as in ladder!"
daveypavey
Lex Luthor*
DefunkMyJunk
I get that reference ! (Jesse eisenberg played Mark Zuckerberg, and will play Lex Luthor) I know, it only becomes funnier as I explain it.
AaaaaaaaaaJ
Funny you say that considering Jessie Eisenberg who played Zuckerberg in Social Network. Will be playing Lex Luthor in Batman v Superman
AaaaaaaaaaJ
That was meant to be a comma , not a period -____-
KingoftheIntroverts
Too much power in the hands of one man.
robdrimmie
Elon Musk does require a high calibre archenemy.
Batmeh
Done. They have been marked. Now we wait.
IfEveryPorkchopWerePerfectWeWouldntHaveHotdogs
He's already SO close.
duckshooter
Yep....he definitely has the shekels
drewgolas
Well, Lex's main goal (at least recently) has been to expose Superman as a menace... so with no Superman Lex would be fine... I guess/think
silvermorph
Right.
DidItForScience
I though Richard Branson (too busy having fun?), Elon Musk, Larry Ellison (Adrian Veidt?) or Carlos Slim (wildcard entry) would be the one.
TedBuckley
Lex Luthor, sorry.
savethelastdance
arr or or? https://33.media.tumblr.com/eb3b1178194d3436942ee908b2cf184b/tumblr_mugqbyt2mE1s9p5e7o1_500.gif
Tiritenaar
It's okay.
Efreeti
You must be related to Tim. Fucking Buckleys.
CupofteaMrBurglar
I read it as Lex Luger and wasn't disappointed.
backtobackpanicattack
Lox, pls
IAmCabbageLord
Did you make a pun with his name too?
TedBuckley
Yeah
IAmCabbageLord
Clever!
Waqar274
I don't get it :/
DukeLion
The same actor who played him is also cast as Lex Luthor
Waqar274
hmmm i see.
Waqar274
now explain to me like i'm a 5 year old
ravnicrasol
And with the new facial recognition software FB is developing, he'll know who Superman really is way before the first tabloids even come out
Gecko736
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CGg85QbPC-U
ElbowDeepinaTinyOctopus
One explanation used a lot in the comics is that he ever so slightly vibrates his face, somehow beating that sort of software. Yeah. =/
AgentSmithJR
read that as F B I. still totally sounded reasonable. darn billionaires taking all our jobs!
TedBuckley
I like this.
kyuuri117
You probably shouldn't lol
Waterwalker
Luthor, as much of Superman's ennemies, probably knew it, but chose to act as if they didn't to be at peace while he was working.
notsocrazy24
Also, who in their right mind would actually hurt Superman's loved ones? Do you really want that guy to lose it in your direction?
Tomkatie
Luthor knew Superman was Clark Kent, but refused to believe someone that powerful would hide as a civilian like that.
TheRealClarkKent
No he won't, Superman has the perfect disguise. I should know, i'm a reporter.
1AMTHEBATMAN
I figured it out easy enough...*cough*YOU*cough*
dogenuggets
1 AM THE BATMAN
1AMTHEBATMAN
I like this more than I should
MrRandom314159
I enjoy Usernames.
MyNameIsRyan
My name is Ryan.
MrOfficerJohnMcClane
He'll laugh, but good luck trying to login to your FB account.
LordACDC
Big company leaders are not all tyrant like Steve Jobs was.
HilaryR
I love the moment he identifies that humor was used and then offers laughter as a response.
MrOfficerJohnMcClane
+1 Hilarious. Like how a computer would process humor. He needs to switch his internal hard drive to a solid state drive.
HydrochloricKitten
I'd say that'd be a plus.
TheGirafe
I think he'll have the last laugh.
ManLonG
Two things were double tapped that night.
dropeleven
she has access to rich people's facebook. we're not allowed.
actuallyagoose
Mark fuckerberg
grubbiz
Damn you! Now there's coffee all over my laptop
Idontworkforimgur
Who still uses Facebook
MrOfficerJohnMcClane
Lol. I don't.
Tredecim
Same here, fuck the downvotes, fellow resistant
MrOfficerJohnMcClane
Word. No joke, I really don't have an account. Just never signed up. I'm most certainly more of an Imgur kinda guy anyway. My wife does tho.
Tredecim
Same here. I don't have an account even though almost all of my friends and my gf do... Keep up the resistance !!!
ohnonotthisagain
What else should we be using, great one?
OrcSkinSuit
Smoke signals bro
andycristea
Yeah, it's all about google ultron now...
magesinger
Its all about facekindle now.
iamjman
Õ__Õ
imsupercereals
Everyone except for you, I guess
UpDownStrangeCharmBottomTop
Almost everybody.
Brolama
I only use it because a few friends of mine will only chat on there. I've tried to get them to move to other platforms but they won't listen
Pixelboyable
I do
quefunny
Like over 300 million people. Lol, what? Really hoping this was a troll. Go back to 9GAG.
skeltal
I heard on the radio the other day that teens are abandoning FB because it's not cool anymore. WOOHOO I'm officially an old fart. :D
XHavic
I abandonded it because it got boring tbh, and a bit outdated? I keep up with my friends via instagram,snapchat, texting, and steam
missladymondegreen
son, that's enough internets for today...
ultrapwnd
so edgy lel xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
quefunny
Got to beat the 13 year olds to the points. Imgur's a sink or swim kind of place.
FXTPD
Everyone? Even my dad does and he's 64.
NoItsACardiganButThanksForNoticing
he said FB not myspace
AllForOneAndOneForAll
Some people still use myspace @.@
LiquidPoo
Tom?
AlexStylin
At least I still have you, Tom.
RandomQuotesFromMoviesOrOtherMediumOrMyself
People that have friends in real life and would need to speak to them all at once from a distance to plan something or have general banter?
Idontworkforimgur
Me *runs crying*
MrOfficerJohnMcClane
LifeGlitches
Wit the the fuck happened Mr.McClane
Atalung
we've lost him, God damn solar flares, get someone out to the McClane resident STAT!
MrOfficerJohnMcClane
Ahahaha. Made me chuckle.
MrOfficerJohnMcClane
My screen went blank for about an hour here. Thanks for the shout out.
asotzen
Awwww, I feel bad now.
Idontworkforimgur
I need a hug :(
asotzen
*hugs tight and never lets go
freezepopsaregood
30-40 something's trying to find their childhood friends, in order to find someone to join them in their mid life crisis
stackoverflo
I'm 19 and prefer facebook. On twitter, i feel like I'm talking to myself in a crowded room.
freezepopsaregood
I don't have Twitter. Just Instagram. simple and plain enough
emefdzej
HEY I object! I'm only-wait uh damn...I'm old, nvm carry on