-15 pts ยท March 24, 2017
This is your public profile. Write something about yourself!!
Yep, pretty much the same way I do it. I flap a little more tho as I walk briskly around the room
You miss the point of the meme. 100% of the adults in your house do basic chores. The others are kids age 18+ who grew down not up.
You miss the point. Having basic chore skills doesn't COUNT as "having your shit together" if you're 33 not 12.
No it isn't. Y'all just suck at "adulting" so much that you had to invent the silly word "adulting"
I wanted a CHOCOLATE cone, not SWIRL!
I can actually hear people's spines dissolving.
You won't be. You're already a casualty of something more sinister, and you'll never even figure it out.
Time to find a new job then.
Major companies are not the boss. They trade goods for my money but they don't tell me what to do.
You'll be right and they'll be wrong! I bet you can't wait.
It won't fully solve it, but at least it is making a dent. I still want a meteor or something a bit more exciting.
Virus will not be beaten. We will adapt to it. Quit dragging it out.
Oh, just wait.
Life will go on. Viruses kill. Nature is brutal and beautiful at the same time. Masks are a choice and a political statement, I opt out.
lool! you have to climb halfway to the top just to get in the line that brings you back to the bottom
come on now, totally staged
That's not how I roll.
Don't worry, you are judged too. -God
Not making fun of pregnant women. Making fun of all women who choose to do that sort of thing to themselves.
It is a Kardashian, it will be okay
No, just mocking their inability to chose comfort over style.
best thing about owning is that you can have pets without all the red-tape
LOL no, that house would cost $3 million in Denver now. Los Denver Angeles, with smog even worse than LA.
super glue. it bonds to porous surfaces (like wood) in seconds
It is a "hand me up". Soon as the kid is done with it, the father inherits it.
They're all standing around pointing and yelling "WORLD STARRRRR! WORLD STARRR!!!".
I know someone who will buy that nest. https://denver.craigslist.org/grd/d/wanted-wasp-nests/6594775938.html
There isn't one. Use your heart, not your calculator.
"a lot" isn't necessarily relative to the total qty. If someone killed a million people, that is a lot, even if there were a trillion of us
probably has an abdomen full of MRSA
Yep, pretty much the same way I do it. I flap a little more tho as I walk briskly around the room
You miss the point of the meme. 100% of the adults in your house do basic chores. The others are kids age 18+ who grew down not up.
You miss the point. Having basic chore skills doesn't COUNT as "having your shit together" if you're 33 not 12.
No it isn't. Y'all just suck at "adulting" so much that you had to invent the silly word "adulting"
I wanted a CHOCOLATE cone, not SWIRL!
I can actually hear people's spines dissolving.
You won't be. You're already a casualty of something more sinister, and you'll never even figure it out.
Time to find a new job then.
Major companies are not the boss. They trade goods for my money but they don't tell me what to do.
You'll be right and they'll be wrong! I bet you can't wait.
It won't fully solve it, but at least it is making a dent. I still want a meteor or something a bit more exciting.
Virus will not be beaten. We will adapt to it. Quit dragging it out.
Oh, just wait.
Life will go on. Viruses kill. Nature is brutal and beautiful at the same time. Masks are a choice and a political statement, I opt out.
lool! you have to climb halfway to the top just to get in the line that brings you back to the bottom
come on now, totally staged
That's not how I roll.
Don't worry, you are judged too. -God
Not making fun of pregnant women. Making fun of all women who choose to do that sort of thing to themselves.
It is a Kardashian, it will be okay
No, just mocking their inability to chose comfort over style.
best thing about owning is that you can have pets without all the red-tape
LOL no, that house would cost $3 million in Denver now. Los Denver Angeles, with smog even worse than LA.
super glue. it bonds to porous surfaces (like wood) in seconds
It is a "hand me up". Soon as the kid is done with it, the father inherits it.
They're all standing around pointing and yelling "WORLD STARRRRR! WORLD STARRR!!!".
I know someone who will buy that nest. https://denver.craigslist.org/grd/d/wanted-wasp-nests/6594775938.html
There isn't one. Use your heart, not your calculator.
"a lot" isn't necessarily relative to the total qty. If someone killed a million people, that is a lot, even if there were a trillion of us
probably has an abdomen full of MRSA