js2021

-15 pts ยท March 24, 2017


This is your public profile. Write something about yourself!!

Yep, pretty much the same way I do it. I flap a little more tho as I walk briskly around the room

8 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

You miss the point of the meme. 100% of the adults in your house do basic chores. The others are kids age 18+ who grew down not up.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

You miss the point. Having basic chore skills doesn't COUNT as "having your shit together" if you're 33 not 12.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 14

No it isn't. Y'all just suck at "adulting" so much that you had to invent the silly word "adulting"

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 27

I wanted a CHOCOLATE cone, not SWIRL!

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I can actually hear people's spines dissolving.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

You won't be. You're already a casualty of something more sinister, and you'll never even figure it out.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

Time to find a new job then.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Major companies are not the boss. They trade goods for my money but they don't tell me what to do.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

You'll be right and they'll be wrong! I bet you can't wait.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 5

It won't fully solve it, but at least it is making a dent. I still want a meteor or something a bit more exciting.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Virus will not be beaten. We will adapt to it. Quit dragging it out.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 6

Oh, just wait.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

Life will go on. Viruses kill. Nature is brutal and beautiful at the same time. Masks are a choice and a political statement, I opt out.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 6

lool! you have to climb halfway to the top just to get in the line that brings you back to the bottom

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

come on now, totally staged

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 8

That's not how I roll.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Don't worry, you are judged too. -God

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Not making fun of pregnant women. Making fun of all women who choose to do that sort of thing to themselves.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 5

It is a Kardashian, it will be okay

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 3

No, just mocking their inability to chose comfort over style.

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 5

best thing about owning is that you can have pets without all the red-tape

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

LOL no, that house would cost $3 million in Denver now. Los Denver Angeles, with smog even worse than LA.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

super glue. it bonds to porous surfaces (like wood) in seconds

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

It is a "hand me up". Soon as the kid is done with it, the father inherits it.

7 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

They're all standing around pointing and yelling "WORLD STARRRRR! WORLD STARRR!!!".

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

There isn't one. Use your heart, not your calculator.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"a lot" isn't necessarily relative to the total qty. If someone killed a million people, that is a lot, even if there were a trillion of us

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

probably has an abdomen full of MRSA

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0