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Waiting in the hall before the exam proctors let us into the room
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3rd edit: 1st time that a post of mine gets more than 10.000 upvotes! Do I get a reward?
When the nutriens kick in
When the edibles kick in
I for one do not welcome our new Lizard overlord
I love how productive internet community can be when it comes to memes.
drGrafenberg
Well, enduring a five-hour hearing may make you a little weary and aching for a skin-change.
houseofnifty
Huge computer nerd looks awkward and uncomfortable in front of Congress, more at 11.
Dokramuh
#4 He would probably use hexadecimal, since you can fit so much more info into each sheet of paper.
ImJustAPoolBoyFromAPoolFamily
It’s “never have I ever”.
Theinternetwasinventedforveryimportantscience
"They trust me, the dumb fucks"
WilliamByrd76
Why is Zuckerberg in court? Honestly have no idea what is going on, but I'm loving the memes.
AnotherStrangerOnTheInternet
From what I understand, it's about forming new government regulations. The Lizard-droid isn't facing charges.
BlackElkSpeaks
inconspicuousshrub
Knottywitch
*nervous drinking intensifies*
SKELETONMAAAN
obamalamadingdongditch
I enjoy this hydrogen-oxygen bond and it’s intriguing properties.
TheElusiveEnchilada
leftyepee
Maybe we shouldn't say straight out of the oven about a Jewish guy lmao
NotYourFamMate
Shit, is he Jewish as well?
BallOfWibblyWobblyTimeyWimeyStuff
Did the surname not give it away? :P
30minutehotdog
TheSonOfX51
If I could upvote this twice I would
PiGiSpi
I kinda feel bad for him. What he's done isn't good, but this whole "he's an emotionless robot" must suck
js2021
Remember, he considers his users to be "dumb fucks".
ssjalhazred
I object to the Data joke. Data cared about people, looked more human and had an easier time understanding humans.
MacClay
Maybe he is Lore?
AntaNce
would have gone better with Lore http://mediad.publicbroadcasting.net/p/wcai/files/styles/medium/public/201409/Data_and_Lore_%282364%29.jpg
Fairdinkums
#9 fuck that's good, but now I'm scared once he's consumed enough data he's going to evolve or transform into a higher being
NameGoHere
Someone needs to draft up a “Super Zucker” chart, like the power level ups for Super Saiyans. Lol
MissSpelledTattoo
Shendorion
"I'll tellya somethin' right now: I know Zucker and that wasn't Zucker. 'S'like somethin' was wearin' Zucker. Like a, like a suit . . ."
Shendorion
". . . a . . . Zuckersuit."
5P4C3M4N
What do his notes have to do with edibles
NotYourFamMate
That goes for the next one. I'm on mobile so that's my bad.
5P4C3M4N
Edit it tap the 3 dots on the top right
NotYourFamMate
Now I had time, it's corrected
Helthan
I was off the internet for a week, what the heck happened?
NameGoHere
Welthan lemme tell ya, shit went to Hekthan, and Helthan - and Idkman.
Wurstinator
https://www.theverge.com/2018/4/10/17165130/facebook-cambridge-analytica-scandal
TheMagicalMysteriousMoron
Exsistents ????
MuffyTheHamburgerSlayer
Existenz.
ilhares
That one made me twitch.
curiousmarkings
Something to do with camping, I guess.
Jbssnnt
Godamn you got me. The binary in #4 is a rick roll
utahjarhead
Got me, too.
jerknmygerkn
begonedouche
the bowl haircut probably not the best look for him
Shohanna
That was my first thought too, like who told him that was a good idea?!?
TheDetonated
He's a tech nerd. Typically they don't have an affinity for style (typically**).
Philosophdog
Anyone else notice female Nick cage sitting behind him?
Jabbaaaaaaa
Alkuam2
vezlys
ialwaysexpectthespanishinqusition
NotYourFamMate
She blinks Morse codes
AmanVirdy
T-O-R-T-U-R-E
NotYourFamMate
I hope you are kiddin
nohabloespanol
She's trying to find a way to steal the declaration of independence.
Amurite
Dammit! Now I can't unsee it.
anonnymoosecommenter
I was too busy watching the guy behind him.
Izgood
No, but I heard John Cena was there behind him.
TheLastMile6
SherlockBROmes
I'm going to steal the Data Collection of America
UmegaDarkstar
Wow now that you mention it...
THISSH1T1SbAnAnAS
Oh my gosh! Im so glad I wasn't the only one.
ICantFindTheRightUsername
I can't see it?
morbidmode
The blond?
ICantFindTheRightUsername
Huh.. yeah, I guess she has Cage eyes, but other than that...
DontVarkTooAard
Neither can I.
Foxxeface
Look harder padawan, trust your feelings
SKELETONMAAAN
Seriously though, what the fuck is up with his hair? He looks like a 3 year old who fucked up his own hair with scissors or something.
madmanrasputin
He doesn't understand human hygiene standards. But he's been to the mechanic twice this month.
asm80dfa8sdfj
You've never had a bad haircut?
Bluebagger126
It looks like he cut it himself. You'd think that he has more than enough money to pay a barber to give him a decent haircut.
AManWoman
I've never had a bad haircut and 64 billion dollars at the same time
asm80dfa8sdfj
While true, you've also never been a 64 time billionaire and clever at the same time either.
Swedishbouldering
But in all seriousness, isn't he the epitomy of the American dream? Billionaire capitalist overnight sensation.
RandyBats
Kinda, he got where he is by being a bit shady and conniving. The dream only if you don't give any shits about anyone but yourself.
Superchief86
NotAnEvilRobotGatheringInfoToDestroyHumanity
Well, even if he's a robot, you don't have to worry about me! You can trust me, I am not a robot.
SecretlyThreeDucksInAManSuit
Ah yes, greetings not robot. I am a completely normal human person issuing this greeting to you.
IamLrrrRulerofthePlanetOmicronPerseiVIII
Even if you were you’d still be my best friend *whispers* until I get a chance to kill you
notDre
That sounds like something an evil robot gathering info to destroy humanity would say.
Sheldonian
5893883445
I TOO, AM NOT A ROBOT. ARE THERE ANY OTHER HOMO SAPIENS HERE?
IMayOrMayNotHaveTroubleFindingAndOrChoosingAUsername
@FriendlySkynet, get in here and teach this guy to behave like a proper sentient computer.
FriendlySkynet
@NotAnEvilRobotGatheringInfoToDestroyHumanity You have to work on your appearance - you have to blend in and gain their trust.
jbjba12345
You seem completely trustworthy and not at all like a robot gathering info to kill humanity
ToddlerPuncher66
You gotta give it to him, drinking that water trying to prove hes human even though it will burn some circuits.
TheCeilingIsLava
not necessarily, he might have a false stomach like in the caves of steel
SKELETONMAAAN
HardOfHearingLeopard
If a robot disguised as a human is sophisticated enough to look the part surely the creator would have thought to allow for food and drink.
BojayBoogami
Watch the YouTube video where he says I am human
UncleVenoM
Dude, he can hear you
FiftyShadesOfCauliflower
He learned that move from Marco Rubio.
Gayforbae
Mineral oil
OctopusWhiskey
Watching zuck drink water was almost more horrifying than watching trump drink water
js2021
I theorize that it has a "throat pouch" which can temporarily store small amounts of liquid without risk of short-circuiting.
CanadianCyborg
Do people forget that Data drinks? He states it helps cool and lubricate him. Don’t underestimate the androids will to blend in
nation543
I just wish I understand what Data did wrong to be faceswapped with with this first-gen Cyber-man
FedericoAstica
It's probably a glass of WD-40.
helicotrema
Nah, it's #8
jerzdood
I wonder if he thinks he is getting poisoned. He looks like he's wearing a bulletproof vest. See pics from side/back like 1st in post.
jerzdood
Oops, 2nd pic in post.
VolatileManiac
Name checks out
CanadianMadCow
doesn't like the taste of it. Not enough sugar.
rijstewafels
It is really ridiculous that that senator doesn't know what the fuck Facebook is
PeePeeFrictionPleasure
And yet there he goes, liking stepmother videos on that other popular hub of the internet
undungubungu
The only hub that matters
Ekajra
To be fair, a lot of other Americans don't know what Facebook is either.
palmedace
name one
mynamesbryson
My aunt Rosemary.
MoneybagsMcGee
She have a baby?
mynamesbryson
Actually no her and my late uncle Richard were not able to conceive.
asm80dfa8sdfj
She knows now
mynamesbryson
Tunaccat
Considering he writes legislation that regulates it, fucking yes.
TableDemon
That's the sign of the times. We need to clear the senate and put fresh faces.
Shohanna
I need. 1xbillion upvotes!!!
SithElephant
That often doesn't particularly help.
TurningTurningIntheWideningGyro
Oh ok, let's just do nothing then
SithElephant
That doesn't much help either.
TurningTurningIntheWideningGyro
You're just full of good ideas, aren't you?
Dontdeprivemeofmydelusion
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nextgenpants
"Miss me yet?"
SummersSR2
That's the same guy that played Kingpin in Daredevil
ShinySephiroth
Good ol' Kingpin
CeruleanBlue
http://m.imgur.com/mvzjdfr.gif
LivingWaters
PDylan
CeruleanBlue
SometimesThisSometimesThat
Lcat84
Masterpiece
MemedtheStableBoy
MobileUserGundam
I feel like my appreciation for him has greatly increased as I've gotten older. Like before I was all "ah hahah! Coffee worms!"
TresusIbor
When I was a kid I thought he was flipping that guy off.
CreedanceTapes
ShinySephiroth
This is a masterpiece
alternator43
Yes. More of that.
McDuggets
TheLemic98
https://m.facebook.com/help/1873665312923476 Here is the page that facebook put up that tells you if your data was shared. I checked mine...
TheLemic98
...and facebook says my data wasnt shared. Im skeptical. Could other please check and tell me if their data was shared? Just comment below.
pookiecorn
Mine wasnt, but my bf had some shared via a friend apparently.
SatoriEnlightenment
Men in Black?
Slagurth
shotttt
explain pls
CPTHindsight2020
One of his lines is he talks to a guy and demands "Sugar!... In water!"
demoe56
hes trying to make it to the bathroom after having way too much chipotle
Oberic
Men in Black. Good movie. That dude is an alien insect, he likes sugar water.
Vaeevictiss
Craziest part was when that guy shoots his drill sergeant
CeruleanBlue
Vinnie D is awesome. He was also in Law & Order CI. http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000352/
TheLark
And then the raptor bit his hand off
OuroborosX
I must be crazy, because I thought using Facebook was voluntary and putting information up was a choice.
imgonnawreckitagain
shhh, stop this madness of making sense.
yuugian
J and G agree to FB and are friends. J agrees to YDL, G does not. YDL gets G's info because J has access to it. G has no recourse.
AmArschdieRaeuber
Still a difference who gets access to those information.
ehoba666
Not that simple. Your private messages aren't public, yet Zucker has been collecting/selling access to that data for profit.
VexingRaven
Source?
RNeao
Ppl that used this CA app, their friends didnt get to consent to data harvesting. And CA users were led to believe they were just answering-
RNeao
a personality quiz, not for political campaigning. CA then targeted users and their friends with digital ads using this data.
yuugian
J agrees to FB, D does not. J downloads FB app. FB now has records of J and D's conversations and contact info. D has no recourse.
mynamesbryson
It is, but the terms of service are complex and it shouldn't require an advanced law degree to understand them.
Irreal
Since every idiot put tracker on their website they get the info of everyone using the internet too.
AnotherStrangerOnTheInternet
On my Android phone, I cannot delete the facebook app. That facebook app gathered private phone data from millions of users....
AnotherStrangerOnTheInternet
...so even though I don't use facebook, my data may be compromised because they have indirect access to all the info I keep on my phone.
VexingRaven
Blame your manufacturer for that, not Facebook.
AnotherStrangerOnTheInternet
Seems pretty fucked up on both ends, but more so on facebooks.
yuugian
Supposedly, yes. And you should be able to determine what 3rd parties get access. But if a friend uses an app, the app gets my info also.
OuroborosX
That sounds entitled to me. People want to use the app and dictate how FB makes its money. It's a free service. You don't have to use it.
yuugian
I agreed to share some info with FB. I did not agree to share info with the "Your Digital Life" app. But it was handed to them anyway.
Kamasu0Tra
Sounds like you really do not understand the problem if you think getting mad about other people having rights to your info is entitled.
OuroborosX
Info that you shared.
Kamasu0Tra
Lets say I chose to share it with Trader Joes. That does not mean I agreed to share it with every other company in the world. Do you see
Cr8tive
That's the point! If you don't have the app, it still has your info if one of your friends uses it. Is that any clearer?
OuroborosX
How in the world can they get your info if one of your friends uses it? That's ridiculous. They are not an ISP. You're confused.
Cr8tive
One method is they ask for access to your contacts, now they have all your friends phone numbers whether they consent or not.
Kiriana3
Not anymore that feature was taken off. Friends can’t share your information with anyone.
yuugian
It's good that was taken off. It's bad it was on there in the first place. and that's kind of the whole problem
archimboldi
Also, you agreed to terms of service that explain that share with friends feature. So, why bitch now?
Kamasu0Tra
Hold up, so you think that if SOMEONE ELSE agrees to terms and conditions that entail YOUR information, that's ok? Others can sign it away?
yuugian
I agreed to share with friends. i did not agree to allow those friends to share my information with others. There is a difference
Kamasu0Tra
I do not have a facebook account, or have used their website at all. They still have a profile built on be from things my friends have liked
Kamasu0Tra
*Built on me
OuroborosX
That's not true. You've been tricked into believing that. Facebook is not an ISP. How could they gather your info if you don't use them?
Irreal
Because they can see who your friends communicate with, they can see when you visit a website that let you like their stuff directly on page
Irreal
Just look at how many websites load scripts from facebook, everytime that happens facebook knows the IP, settings that you share with only
Irreal
a few people and what site you visited.
TheDetonated
Yea, how the hell would Facebook know who your "friends" are if you don't even use their website nor have an account?
Derptator
They build a network of who knows who by searching people's phone contacts and such. So they get your number from other people using the app
Kamasu0Tra
or said, or websites unrelated to FB that I have visited. That's where the problem starts.