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6256 pts ยท May 20, 2012


"Do what now?" -Meatwad

Dan Crenshaw is about to be freed up to join.

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sorry, was watching them on his website and then stole a gif to upload in my haste.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

In my mind, I always thought, who chose the paper to become a Frito?

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#1 I got Marilyn Monroe'd in Nashville while walking over a vent in my kilt just as one of the multitude of party buses went by.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#1 my grade schoolers gym teacher is a crossfit guy. All they do is burpees, mt climbers, etc and don't play any kind of fun games. The kids all hate it and will probably come out of that class with a lifelong dislike for physical activity.

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Wombat shit is cube shaped

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The biggest disappointment of my trip to London was the fact that there wasn't a big ass roundabout to get stuck in by Big Ben and Parliament.

3 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

How dare you

6 months ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

I've been kilted up for like 4 years and haven't looked back. I wear solid colors so as not to offend. I even found an olive drab scout pants colored kilt that I wear with my scout uniform. Due to rubbing and chaffing, I do wear moisture-wicking underwear. I have worn long underwear when the temperature has dipped below freezing, and I'll be outside for a bit. Sadly, my work requires me to wear long pants and a polo.

9 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Quaid just needs to start the reactor.

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Available on the Switch Sega Virtual Console in all its original translated glory.

11 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You can't call it a tenderloin unless it takes 3 days to eat to the bun otherwise it's just sparkeling pork.

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I re-activate my yahoo account each march to use their NCAA bracket system.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Top of the head, hardest part of the body" -Brian Dennehy as Jimmy Horn in Gladiator

1 year ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Labyrinth was my favorite game on our trash80. We had 2 5.25" floppy drives on ours.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#3 as pointed out to me by @thepandasbum and I can't get my edit to stick (long time lurker first time caller) REMOVE THE BIRD FROM THE WATER AND THEN MARK THE WATER DEPTH

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

DOH, didn't proof that one. Editing it now.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don't think I've ever had a roasted turkey with moisture in it, from anywhere.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

But that's half the fun.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

We usually have both and our gathering has "purists" who demand a turkey because they were at the first thanksgiving.

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I can't hear Fernando without thinking of this.

1 year ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

I quote this way to much.

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Free Guy

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I had to get mine at the non-prefered, according to my insurance so it cost more, urologist as my preferred one was under the umbrella of the catholic owned hospital and their doctors aren't allowed to perform them.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ditto

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Or Aunt Lydia

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0