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theThousandHells
Loves me some Plague Inc
Jimmytheeel
#19 not true, plenty of it went straight to the garbage...
gdeamonlord
This really made my day! Nice dump, I mean hump
MadamPuddifoot
#25 this movie had no right to be as good as it was. But then again, RR is the golden guy of this decade. Deservedly.
TheDaharMaster
#1 I’d probably be a terrible husband
HandoB4Javert
#2 Jurassic Miserables
birdturglr
#17 I own this t shirt.
browsererror
#1 Married for looks, I guess...
WestieTree5
#23
anarchoFeline
#1 boomer humor
MariJuquandra
#19 all the food I let spoil going in the trash tho
beetlenoodlepoodlebottlespaddledmuddledduddledfuddledfoxinsocks
#18 it pleases me immensely that Airplane continues to be memeworthy, 44 years later.
LonemanUK
beetlenoodlepoodlebottlespaddledmuddledduddledfuddledfoxinsocks, have you ever been in a Turkish prison?
4thwalled
#25 the avengers theme never fails to give me goose bumps.
LordHosk
#19 Not true, I've used portajons and leaned against trees in the woods.
codeacrobat
#23
dirtybarnacles
pritolus
#3 the expression is "I went THROUGH a lot of effort"
Yes I'm fun at parties
AmbientPlatypus
#1 I also choose this guys wife
ZookyPooky
Snooj
I seriously love the irony of saying "when your husband has a cold" and using a video clip of someone in the final throes of being gored to death by a wild animal.
TheDaharMaster
I could not afford this wife.
randomguy365
#19 false, a lot of it has set up permanent residence on my stomach
iguessihaveto
Not to mention all the produce that I blinked twice after I bought it and it went bad.
mattrixk
Too much of it has also ended up in the rubbish because I didn't get around to cooking it before it went off.
cardinal29
Miralax, my dude.
SourK
You just gonna poop your belly fat away?
ThatLoserTheFourth
It's called dysentery and it's been proven to reduce weight, thankyouverymuch
birdturglr
#27 /gallery/8IZQ5d0 my original post ... I guess that nots so original.
ThailandExpress
#1 she has some seriously long legs
DesperateDunn365
They go all the way up to her body
ThailandExpress
VTiR
Even more importantly though they also go all the way to the floor. Very convenient for her.
iananimated
#10 Having eaten watermelon at my desk I'm pretty sure that keyboard is covered in watermelon juice splatters now.
JacksNaggingProcrastination
#25 what was this from?
trigonman3
Open Source Gentleman
northerngermany
Free Guy
Evo435
The movie Free Guy
TomBrokaw
Free Guy
TommyCreo
Expensive Guy. No, wait, the other one.
Evo435
Frugal Guy? That doesn't sound right either.
ItHappenedInThe20thCentury
I think ti was Open Source Guy or something
dank69
The movie Free Guy starring Ryan Reynolds
TI99Kitty
Free Guy.
inkbot
Free Guy
HypnagogicHallucinations
#13 That finale though!
alwaysupvotefuturama
It's so beautiful it made me cry a little
layinginbedfeelinglikeaquesarito
“Thank you, but we have decided to go a different direction.” Cool beans, we got paid and you wasted our time
Useyourhead165
If I remember correctly someone did this in an early battlefield game during game play thos ways years ago still epic though
bjornfeuer
I didn't know you could drop flan in your lap in battlefield
lenonova
verukt89
Yeah it's called a Rendezook or something lol
Useyourhead165
Thanks I knew I seen it somewhere #37 isn't new by certain standards the graghics just looked better but its been done before still sweet though
verukt89
Yeah they took the clip and made it a part of the trailer and stuff
sadurdaynight
The indian guy using the touch screen is adding in a ton of useless taps. He's tapping the gray parts of the border and white parts of the screen wo buttons. He's being extremely extra to make his job seem more important than it is.
Merky600
Some things ring the same through every generation. Some more some less. There are no exceptions. Remember young Boomers were the free love/we don’t need money or marriage generation. Then they turned 30 in the 80s, turned Yuppie.
Zoomoth9000
I think you're under the wrong comment
downrightmike
OCD
Spagget
I nervously click around the desktop on my pc when working or he probably just has sick micro.
SometimesOthertimesAnytime
#37 source, please.
yellwfever
Yes to what everyone else said. The move is called the Rendezook and was something a player, Stun_gravy, pulled off in game (Battlefield 3).
b00sk0r
You might want to check out these guys for more like this in-game - is fun to watch! https://www.youtube.com/@Snokennoken
BarderBetterFasterStronger
Stun_gravy - Rendezook
JohnnyRicco
It was a trailer for Battlefield 2042: https://youtu.be/WS9aGypJPJ4?si=rSJ2BBLaTBeJadyD
It's a cutscene based on an in-game stunt pulled by an actual player in BF3 or BF4.
ThisGuyHere
Original move was "The Rendezook" by Stun_Gravy https://youtu.be/FOaGhE_sejI?si=7XO_v-a1phMHXdpt
BarderBetterFasterStronger
Who downvoted the most possible correct answer. Tf
Useyourhead165
https://youtu.be/FOaGhE_sejI?si=qWd_RW7bMrTHE7Kr
Useyourhead165
This was done years ago
lazysombrero
A GPU near you
SometimesOthertimesAnytime
Ahh
Wonkable
Ad for Battlefield video game. A homage to a viral video of someone doing that in a video.
https://youtu.be/LNTDVH4l2qs?si=GsqGo-VfTYe24MWQ
ButtsexIsMotherNaturesCondom
#36 this is actually incredible
searching4somewhere
Sauce for #25?
SappyHyperbolicMoron
The movie Free Guy
DiDaVinci
Ok… the man with the super fast touchscreen skills—what are we looking at there?
sadurdaynight
Him adding in a lot of useless extra tapping to make his job seem more important and him more skilled than he really is. It's an indian thing.
reichtwinglunatic
Maybe the screen has loading/lag, and he's tapping to sync up with the responsiveness of the next screen. Seemed a lot of extra taps indeed, but that's what I might do if my job consisted of waiting for the next screen to be responsive
Jesseskimo
Train ticket machines in Europe, takes ages of reading every option on every page for the first time. He's done this before!!
WhoHim
I don't care how much I love someone, if they wake me up from a dead sleep yelling BSB lyrics at, we're sleeping in different rooms and I'm locking the door.
OppaGangnamPyle
I'd wake her up the next morning singing Cannibal Corpse
nakedriver
I don't mind the singing, but anyone who wakes me up by hitting me, especially in the head, is not allowed to be in my house.
Lontri
I ended things with a guy once pretty early on because first of all, he wouldn't stop cuddling me, so I couldn't fall asleep, so I went to sleep on the sofa after he fell asleep, and then he fucking came to wake me up and dragged me back to bed after he woke up and I wasn't in bed anymore. My ex fiancé would also wake me up, and when I started wearing ear plugs to bed he'd nudge me awake super early in the mornings. Dickhead.
detectivekagami
Oooh boy I remember shit like that. He even got MAD about it, like choosing quality sleep over laying wide awake for 8hrs was a personal attack. And god forbid I go to bed earlier than him, he didn’t go to work til 10, I work at 8, and he could NOT fathom I needed the same hours of sleep as he did, it was because I didn’t love him. Or he has tomorrow off and wants to stay up til 3am playing viddy games, and I was a bad girlfriend for not staying up with him, forget that *I* have work. Fuckstick.
Emuc64
Yeah... that's a him problem. If he can't even understand that you also need sleep to function, maintain a job... yikes. Good riddance?!?
INeverCheckTheUserNames
I had a BF who wanted me to go to sleep when he did, no matter that I wasn't tired that early. Like staying up when he slept was some kind of betrayal. Also, if I ever took a nap during the day he would wake me up "or you won't sleep at night". Bitch please, I can fall a sleep in few minutes no problemo. If I'm too tired to stay awake at day time you let me have me nap!
TomBrokaw
Seriously. In the 90s, for a year I worked nights and my girlfriend did not. She'd regularly wake me up on weekends wanting to do stuff, never mind that I'd had 4 hours of sleep.
RandomStuffsandThings
Did you know that sound can travel through a locked door?
MantisTobagganMD
Ummm ... I don't think there's any science to support that...
WhoHim
Did you know solid objects and distance muffle sound or is that load-bearing sarcasm and your whole personality will collapse without it?
DaPastry
iRecommendBooks
#1 Boomer Humor
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tallyhoho
If you've ever been in a relationship where the sex went to the Sahara you start to look for water literally anywhere
ThenILickItOff
Mid-Millennial here... my wife said that was fairly accurate.
LapsisBeeftech
Looks like they have a shitty relationship
PineappleLoopsBroether
Fr sorry you married someone lame
PlumbingPredator
Nope
quintessentialrob
Elder millennial here. My wife said that was fairly accurate.
MmmmmSoup
Yep my husband is a bit like this
ArdentNature
Ok boomer
CongratsYouAreHereNow
Divorce her
quintessentialrob
Why? We have fun with each other. We both do house work. We have two loving kids. We're still in love. We can just laugh at ourselves.
spinbutton3
I hate that yuk yuk stereotyped humor. But it predates the Boomers by generations.
quzar
Yes, but they were the last generation to embrace it without reservation.
spinbutton3
Lol why do you think it started to change? I was just a kid, but the "women's lib" movement of the 60s and 70s was when people started to question those old tropes. I'm thrilled that you and most people now recognize that humor as lazy and boring, but you're not alone