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14952 pts · May 27, 2014


College junior (guy, sorry to disappoint) with a sarcastic sense of humor and everything to lose. If you decide to hunt on my profile and read this because you're likely pissed that I didn't explicitly reply to a top comment, just be comfortable in knowing that I use this exclusively on mobile, and you can message me literally the worst, most foul shit you can think of and there's a strong possibility I will never know/read it. I.e. My inbox is the void ( ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ) to which you can vent without remorse. Enjoy.

Or, maybe, potentially a lot more PTSD (if active duty)?

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Greeeeat fishin’ n’ Q-beck

6 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

“Allegedly”

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I can’t stop laughing at the irony

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Agreed, one syllable off. Should be “atmosphere is”, rather than “atmosphere’s”. Still fantastic word choice throughout though

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 4

Is the irony of this comment intended?

8 years ago | Likes 43 Dislikes 0

Before it has a chance to get warm...*

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I was hoping the top reply to this comment would be a flat "No". Imgur, you have failed me.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Home

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Bop him!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

If he wasn't there, then it wasn't everybody. Unless you're calling OP a nobody, you sick bastard.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Literally googled it and bought it as soon as I saw it, didn't even scroll to the comments til now.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

RED LEADER STANDING BY (jk finance, but 'grats nonetheless!)

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

RED LEADER STANDING BY (jk finance, but 'grats nonetheless!)

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Haha can't say I've contributed to that quite yet. Still in school. I'd say I'll try to keep you in business but that would be a total lie!!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As a soon-to-be investment banker, I have this to look forward to. I hope my friends will be this understanding of my sleep deprived idiocy.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Would've been embarrassing if you were caught with a heaving sausage halfway down your throat

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

Should've used the tail as a foregrip. Rookie move

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don't think "local" is the term you're looking for there, as it's a random person on the internet, who could be anywhere.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well I don't know about you guys but THAT GUY has some VERY important business matters to attend to.

9 years ago | Likes 75 Dislikes 0

On the left, center (after refraction). Broad leaved and in the mid ground

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ron Dunn

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

There's gravity in this scene though...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Was just at the game visiting a family member who just started with the organization, amazing atmosphere, especially as a Jets fan.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Garden City

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I just finished up an interview with my dream job out of school. I hear back either today or tomorrow. Thank you for this

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I enjoy when there's a verbatim copy to the top comment at the very bottom of the section.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I should probably know who this is, but to me he appears to be the exact intersection of Tom Cruise and Billy Joe Armstrong from Green Day.

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

*phone shatters* "...... fuck"

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0