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14952 pts · May 27, 2014


College junior (guy, sorry to disappoint) with a sarcastic sense of humor and everything to lose. If you decide to hunt on my profile and read this because you're likely pissed that I didn't explicitly reply to a top comment, just be comfortable in knowing that I use this exclusively on mobile, and you can message me literally the worst, most foul shit you can think of and there's a strong possibility I will never know/read it. I.e. My inbox is the void ( ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ) to which you can vent without remorse. Enjoy.

My fourth grade writing assignment

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I got my first full-time job today!

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Royal Blood's Mike Kerr

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I guess this is a thing now

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Confusing things that happen when people change their usernames

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My reaction as a New York Jets fan this offseason

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To Be A Mets Fan...

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MRW I'm having dinner w my family and find a NSWF post on Imgur...

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Some whiteboard dorm drawings

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MRW I see obvious front page material in usersub, and can't think of a good comment fast enough

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Back pain? Should probably go to the store and get something for that

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MRW when I see "EDIT: OMG front page!!!!"

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MRW someone is eating my favorite candy bar that I gave up for Lent

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Why Unpopular Opinion Puffin should be dead.

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How I'd imagine it feels to comment on your own front page submission

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MRW I hear my favorite childhood TV actor curse in a movie

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That time OP gets approached by a sex offender

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