humanmech

3075 pts · August 11, 2015


imgurian. mum. brewster.????????

Come on you adorable tiny potato! You can do it-tgat applies to all 3 of you. Its hard and scary but we're rooting for you!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I got constant heavy periods, intense cramps and lower back pain and terrible mood swings from the pill

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

If i could i would. Its 12:30 and im not even home from work

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I like to put grains and dried up flowers into water for weeks at a time to produce toxic liquids

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Oh buddy, i feel ya! And they have such high expectations you cant just do something simple either

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Our hair matches!!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is glorious

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We'll have to swap one year! Id love to have a white Christmas

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Merry Christmas you beautiful man! Enjoy your wine!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thanks! There is a whole lot of nope atm. 38°C is exactly too hot

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Merry Christmas to you too!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well my husband wouldn't be happy about that one haha

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Last time i checked it was red

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Holy shit! When did that happen!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Her dad mummy aswell. Everyone is mummy and sometime dad is dada and all animals are oggy

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My daughter says mummy constantly which after coming home is amazing to be greeted by. Sorta lessened when she also calls herself and 1/2

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

To be clear, im not getting sloshed.. i have 2 beers- which were bought for me .

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I have 2 beers which i dont plan on chugging, i doubt ill be consideted even tipsy

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No, i got bought a 6 pack when a friend came over for dinner and have 2 left. Fuck man, im in the shit but im not gonna put booze b4 my kid

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Luckily i have some good friends and a place to crash til jan 10th.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Im trying man, im really trying but tonight has gotten the better of me

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I have no words that can heal you. I cant imagine your pain. It will hurt, maybe forever, but you can get through

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And a bottle of water at woolies can be up to $5 . Nah not an alcoholic , im an economist mate

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Step 1) Be australian and everything you try to cook becomes pavlova due to kangaroo magic

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Unfortunately not...though i could get some glow in the dark paint

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Holy shit. Amazing effort. Gonna be a bitch to remove though

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I have a tatty dressing gown tgat i use as a smoking jacket that way i can take it off and my daughter wont get smoke on her

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Or with another gaurdian/friend

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I get really mad when i see people smoking while pushing prams. Like you can wait and smoke while tgey are having a nap at home 1/2

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Its disgusting, i smoke. But never anywhere near my daughter. I cross tge road if theres kids coming my way. I made the decision not them

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0