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Dog tax
DirtyBigBjelke
Posts about South Australian Flavoured Milk and no Farmers Union Iced Coffee?
JFKsHelmet
All glory to Randy!
elgambito
Farmers Union Iced Coffee to be precise!
mooshartar
randy is a fucking legend
Afreshbathofsarcasm
Sometimes, to feel more Australian, I go outside and have a near death experience.
deccusation
Dang it, now I have to look these up to confirm. Posts like these are basically homework.
UrKungFuNoGood
yeah #1 if this is true, the other chimps did it because they thought it was necessary to survival, not fashion. /kardashianscience
nintyuk
Get down mister Penguident!
shinyRK9
Sauceypants
Classic Randy...
littlegingerone
That one Austrian fact lol
TheDrunkChicken
Haha, nicely spotted
Kaysmira
KeyMasterVinzClortho
MartinD28
Why the hell would you down vote this, it's hilarious. Updoot
Takavos
The one with the penguin does not go that way, they both fight and almost kill each other and the husband loses. Kinda brutal really.
Rayei
As a south Australian I can confirm, I drink a fuckton of chocolate milk and iced coffee
showstoppa77
Penguin pussy will get you in trouble every damn time.
cyanidecygnet
As an Aussie, I can confirm all these facts.
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slashcross451
This went from fun facts about animals to fun facts about Australia pretty quick. And I'm ok with that
mBsquared
Title checks out
ShowMeYourBoardgames
And one Austrian fact
Cheatcodek
Remember people, THERE ARE NO KANGAROOS IN AUSTRIA.
iwanttobebig
I enjoyed the Austrian facts as well
YoSoyMilk
Randy is a fuckin legend.
Fawndler
The crematorium one is from AUSTRIA. it's just snuck in there with the Australian facts
MartinD28
You'd think they'd have the crematorium thing figured out.
Fawndler
Fuckin lol
sprocketstodockets
THANK YOU!!!! One's a fucking continent and the other one is a European country named Australia.
sprocketstodockets
Now no-one will see this, but it is quite possibly one of my favorite jokes that I have ever made... Or I might be tipsy... nope, just funny
Hegsbenedict
@ihave3moms
Jstewbie
A bottle of water does not cost more then a bottle of wine. Can confirm alcohol is fucking expensive in Australia
ContentsMayHaveSettled
But bottled water is too!
ignimbrite
A handle of spirits starts at $45-50 unless you're buying the most hows-your-mother gutrot available
Boats4Goats
Woolies charged me $3.20 for a 600ml bottle yesterday, Dan Murphy's had 2 for $6 750ml bottles of red
thesethingsdontevenmatter
Bowler's Run? $2.99 at Dan Murphys
humanmech
And a bottle of water at woolies can be up to $5 . Nah not an alcoholic , im an economist mate
FajitaPrinceofAllMexicans
OliverKlosof
Why would you need to teach cheetahs about combat stress. Unless they're war cheetahs...
iambanned
oh you :)
MeanGreenMemeQueen
Yes. It is the natural.
OmfgImNotLurking
Motion to forward this to the imgur reference office.
RegularLegs
I came to the comment section knowing what I was looking for. Thanks for not leaving me disappointed.
thecuteocalypseishere
It's a gross oversimplification of imprinting, too.
Lepercake
explain how anything being *the* natural is an oversimplification? The epitome of naturality can't possibly be oversimplified.
weetu
Care to educate us with an informative post?
thegreatninjaman
im not good at english but this music is fucking!
januskincaid
lighterletter
Thought the same thing. We are all the natural. Also, why is everything in australia deadly? even the hot babes have looks to die for.
Lepercake
die in a fire.
xXJoshXx
Where? I need this info for a friend...
aDefenseless9yearOldGirl
I giggled hard
crzyfkr505
What trapper doesn't check their traps daily and let a fox live in one for a week?
FuckKnows
A lot of farmers, at least around my parts, consider foxes to be vermin.
NotSoSmartAlek
A sick one maybe?
AussieMuse
Adobe fact? Very fact. And they wonder why so much pirating going on in Australia and New Zealand? Make your shit affordable you fucks
TheType95
Tell me about it. I simply can't afford to buy stuff most of the time. Puts a major crimp in getting 'puters going properly when the OS and/
TheType95
every decent program and utility cost a week's wages.
retgarr
I wonder if there is some odd reason for the much higher price.
groveldog
Greed. It's jokingly called the Australia Tax. They try to blame it on higher wages, rent etc as though it was a stocked, physical item.
AussieMuse
And people here try to say it's freakin "postage and handling" We're not fucking stupid -_-
stinkingyeti
Tis funny when it applies to digitally sold software. Games being the big kicker.
ThirstyBeaver
As a Canadian, I would enjoy the return of the commonwealth. I f*cking hate having to renew my passport
Zhyest
As a Brit I'd love to visit your wonderful country!
RedroverRedrover
I wonder if this is recent news? I'd love it as well!
yamatto
It's recent-ish, the petition is on action-station somewhere.
AdolphHifler
Fuck oath cunt
SexPiss
I'd enjoy it because Britain becomes very repetitive after a while.
happypogo
you know that commonwealth countries have very good work visas and are generally easy to move between even for long term and work.
ContentsMayHaveSettled
Erm, you are already in the Commonwealth. And there is no way this could work without passports.
ThirstyBeaver
You are right; we are part of the Commonwealth, but I'd like to think that if free travel were to become a thing, wouldn't IDs be enough?
Jamarns
Nope, won't happen, Australia and New Zealand have bi lateral agreements but you still need a passport to travel between the two countries.
ThirstyBeaver
Much like travel between provinces or states, I mean.
retgarr
The US and Canada had that at one time. I wonder if the nature of travel has changed too much since.
Heartomaton
Australia please, for the sake of the rest of the world, STAY STILL.
SabonVous
Nah the further they get away from us kiwis the better. Someone can deal with them for once
HalstenTorqThorkelson
We're coming for you!
Heartomaton
Eh, whatever. A 7cm a year, you won't reach New Guinea in my lifetime. Not my problem!
groveldog
We'll do anything for cheaper flights to Bali.
HitchikerGuidingTheGalaxy
I swear if you bring that god damn suicide plant over here then I'm just burning the world down.
Oldmemedigger
But it has such a nice name, Gympie Gympie. Just don't use it as toilet paper.
HitchikerGuidingTheGalaxy
ToWitIHaveNone
MONSTER SPIDERS EVERYWHERE.
BESTtaylorINAUSTRALIA
Drunk~
webcamtarantula
The monster spiders are in Brazil mate. Australian spiders are small by comparison.
ToWitIHaveNone
But aren't they the most poisonous? I will admit to being horribly uninformed. Bitty ones I can handle. Medium to large+bad bite...eek.
webcamtarantula
Australian spiders aren't the most venomous no that would be Brazilian spiders again. Although no spiders are actually that dangerous.
ToWitIHaveNone
May I PM you questions, please? I truly am curious about these guys.