hellocupcake

15577 pts ยท February 13, 2012


This is your public profile. Write something about yourself! No.

8 years here too. What's your favorite major Imgur moment? Mine is Edward Macaroni Fork.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

In the pocket. When I caught him, he asked if I could keep it in my coffee pot for the rest of the day. This was a senior in HS.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

1/2 I had a student bring his pet hamster to class in the pocket of his overalls. I only caught it because he kept sticking cheese nips

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

I'm an English teacher; I can confirm this.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

WTF is your malfunction?

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Jesus take the wheel

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Look up "sovereign citizens arrested" on YouTube. Basically people think they have found a legal loophole to be assholes.

8 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

Are you kidding? He doesn't wear anything. He has odors. The best odors. His body odors are naturally better than anyone elses.

9 years ago | Likes 116 Dislikes 2

Adding that the collective noun for narwhals is a "blessing of narwhals" so if you could dress them like Hare Krishnas that'd be cool

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I want a group of narwhals around a campfire using their horns to roast marshmallows for smores.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Who pissed in your post toasties?

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Congrats!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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I sang this to Beck's "Where It's At"

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

@spitfires2000 asking the real questions.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"looks like there aren't any comments yet." Looks like there aren't any pixels either.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's called people-first language. You acknowledge that someone is more than their color.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 4

Careful of its grabby things mate.

9 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

I'd play it.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Ah yes car damage. Damage to the cars. The cars that are damaged. Of course.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

I use crime procedural series. New Detectives, Forensic Files, and others.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

My issue is when they post pics or vids showing the face of the person they helped. I would imagine that is slightly humiliating.

9 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 3

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

As a teacher in OK, yup, I see it too.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0