hanmerhack

70213 pts ยท July 30, 2018


21 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

When I asked my mother why they had me circumcised, she said when she was a nurse the worst part of the job was when she had to clean under a mans fourskin.

2 days ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

#20 Well I'll just head back to stacks and get more books then.

2 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Haven't see a Kyra carve in ages.

3 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

sometimes mommy needs a break

3 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

With all the shark movies I never understood why the hammerhead was never the lead.

4 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

4 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Would anyone else really like to see the conclusion of what the man was working on?

4 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Now der is a cuttie!

5 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

but what about medium and girl?

6 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

corn sarn it! Like I need another fetish!

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is an interesting take considering that there is no such bird as a seagull, and yet everyone says they've seen one

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Don't forget there is an anti-vax couple whose child died of measles and when asked if they regretted not getting them vaccinated they said no, that it was their right to not have their children vaccinated. That was more important than the life of their child

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Her alternate universe backstory is even more tragic

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That was me on Monday up here in Ontario

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

We were told that she is a bichon frise. When she is trimmed down people say she looks more poodle, but I a convinced that she has some husky in her.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As a child? She didn't even show up to his birth.

1 week ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

*squack* regime change in aisle 10, regime change in aisle 10. *squack*

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why else do you think the rats feel the need to dance to make ends meet

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I tried doing this before, but I just put the glue in a bowl then stick the yearn in it. It came out a sticky mess, Will try it this way some time.

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Let me get this straight. He had no experience but he didn't need it because of the books he read. "What books are that? ""There are no books." How the hell does that work?

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Years ago the local "gentlemen's" club would advertise their star performers in the news paper. One of the dancers they were promoting was using the same name as a friend of my sisters, First her friends razzed her about it but then some of the other students started taking it seriously. Some parents even brought it up to the principle. They had to make an announcement that it wasn't her. Her dad went to the club and talked to the dancer & she agreed to use another name when performing in town.

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And yet when they invite special guests in to celebrate their accompaniments they proudly feed them McDonalds.

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You see it on these call in shows, They make these broad claims and when asked for sources, or any proof they complain that they are being bullied.

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

notice how she joked about bankruptcies like there are nothing, considering how many times Ganpa bankrupted his businesses.

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Instant deportation.

2 weeks ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

The TT are nice, but can we get a HELLL YA! for that dress with pockets?

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0