gravityisfake

521 pts · February 12, 2017


“Modern” air dryers may be worse. There is evidence they create bacterial plumes.

4 years ago | Likes 113 Dislikes 2

If a man chooses not to shave his legs, that’s his own business.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So you don’t want the kids to use the word “schlong”, but you’re fine with “dicks”?

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The hook: your Golf has a handicap if you’re the driver.I have two old Caddies, but there’s a hole in one.Did I describe that in a fair way?

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

horse Hockey!

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What happens when you put the contents of a misbehaving lava lamp in time-out.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ahh, life in the subirbs...

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Looks like a slippery slope.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That puss is really in tents!

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That’s not a spider, that’s a land-crab.

4 years ago | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

What about the otter otter?

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Perhaps there were other factors in your decision not to extend your bloodline? Doesn’t seem compelling.

4 years ago | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Yeah, but that deck is fully protected. Need more guns to secure the roof.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That’s a leaf.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Angry back syndrome? A patient undergoes allergy testing while an allergic reaction is ongoing, yielding false + reactions to everything.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

?...Flying to heaven on breasts and on wings, sex-time with poultry—my favorite thing!?

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I’m pretty sure he’s just mastur**ting.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I always called Dragon Boat Rowing “Reverse Tug-of-War in a Canoe”. Is that wrong now??

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The guy in the photo is standing in front of smaller text which says “yes and”.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sounds shocking, but really not a big secret that government and industry scratch each other’s back.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Would flip over again just to be sure.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Must be under the influence of kittyamine.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How was it determined it was the stripes, and not the paint itself? Did they do a control w/ paint matching the natural color of the cow?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

But is off to one side.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Tis better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all (Tennyson).

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Buy low, sell high?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Trudeau looks like Ralph Macchio!

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Analogy: Freedom of speech MUST include offensive or “hate speech”, otherwise it’s meaningless.

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1