Some people have all the luck. I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lay awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep.
Some people have all the luck. I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lay awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep.
Put some super glue on it, attach longer Lego stick to it, let sit, then pull it out. Then clean with goo cleanser. You're welcome.
The building I work in has no windows.
Animal House
@Anonawesome, Oh shit! He called you out with the AFI! Don't worry, I'm SABC certified for that burn.
Medium well? That's steak-jerky as far as I'm concerned!
Alright, anyone says the phrase... that's a paddlin'
You know damn well that's not what we meant. I'm gonna fap anyway just to spite you.
But... Hanukkah hasn't started yet?
Yeah, but AF beat them both...
Does she do science?
The dots are marching one by one...
But notice the only hand he pulls off the table?
She was in Vinyl on HBO
No problem. The whole Iraq war lended itself into the shit happening with Syria (which is a whole other ballgame)
The "peace" I am talking about is sarcastic. More like "force everyone to play by USA's rules by controlling all of the Middle East"
Iraq bursts into a civil war.
behold, the American people aren't as stupid as they thought they were and they start to realize that this war is bullshit. Meanwhile >>
it's working. Surprise! It's not. The council is electing people the US doesn't like. So we stick around to try this all again, but lo and >
with someone a little more buddy-buddy with the US. After we attempt to put in a Governing Council, we keep troops in Iraq to make sure >>
focus shifts to the "WMDs" in Iraq. There were no WMDs in Iraq (that posed a threat to us) and the US really just wanted to replace Hussein>
and gain control of Afghanistan. The Bush administration realizes the American people are starting to turn on the idea of the war so the >>
I say "peace" with the most sarcastic tone I can. Trust me.
Long Answer: After 9/11, the USA saw it as a prime opportunity to align with the Northern Alliance in Afghanistan to knock out the Taliban->
Short Answer: B/c USA wanted to bring peace to the ME through forcing a change of power by controlling of the most volatile areas of the ME
At least the bots can use the memes correctly...
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A-nahl leeking.
Who lives in the middle of nowhere
I'm currently training for my brown belt in GoogleFu
Yeah, but in Highschool everyone kinda falls into their social circle and leaves each other alone for the most part.