Happy Hannukah Bitches

Dec 19, 2016 11:45 PM

oozabooza

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Still grocery store sushi though...

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

im now jewish.

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Minnowrah

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I tried sushi for the first time with my bf about a month ago and i must say its some good stuff.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's a lot of fucking Sushi. And I'd eat it all. Too bad the city I live in is uncultured AF.

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Hope all that fish had scales.

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I'm telling you, Mendel, it was a miracle. 14.99 and it lasted eight nights!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Looks like a lot of mishmash fish smash to me...

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Jewshi

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

But... Hanukkah hasn't started yet?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hanukkah starts on Saturday you Jew

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That sushi looks terribly made.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Jews always seem to find culturally inappropriate dishes to serve at chanukah, source : my fucking family

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hanukkah isn't until december 24th

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

But it starts next week

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My people! Happy Hanukkah! This is fantastic

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Happy Hanukkah to you to! (Next week thu)

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Happy Hanukkah Fishes

9 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

Nice username

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

YOU READ MY MIND

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

SOY VEY!

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/r/hailcorporate

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

This is so beautiful.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh man... Sushi Menorah is now the name of my next ska band

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Is that musubi or unagi in the middle

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Isn't a Menorah supposed to only have seven arms?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hanukkah starts on Christmas and ends on New Year's Eve this year.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

It ends on New Years Day- sundown to sundown.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

@OP

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Gefilte Maki

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

kvetch of the day!

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Hey I'm Jewish Santa ! What can I sell to you this Christmas ?

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?noredirect

9 years ago | Likes 79 Dislikes 1

"Injustiça"

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Meaning?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Injustice

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

He didn't get the chance to take the penalty in the EURO semifinal.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

is that shrimp?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Orange part on top looks like salmon. Which section are you referring to?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Over by the thumb trying to hold one in (looks a bit shelfish)

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Looks like pollock (imitation crab). Standard filler sushi.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Oy! What a putz.

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טעמפּ

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh yeah, that's fake crab. Fish pretending to be shellfish is still Kosher, right?

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