fastjeff

83469 pts · February 13, 2012


In the future, when their help is drying up because these kinds of atrocities they commit were recorded, they lose the right to complain that their lives are hard.

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I bought a cheap little rechargeable PC air blower thingy. Blows super hard. Easier than gluing chunks right into your keyboard unless that’s what you’re shooting for.

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I just chuck it into the dishwasher.

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If I ever want to learn cool tricks from people who work at those specific things, imma find a video like this and post it. The real tips come from the comments here.

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Not even a bit?

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He's a vegetable at the end of the movie?!?

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I like the part of this discussion with boobs.

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Americans should vote.

I mean this is an option too.

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Oh fuck, she gonna make me buy more snickers isn’t she?

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Seller: “stop, please, stop handing me money and just take the tape! No I don’t want your shoes, go away! Dear god I hate you, I hope you die! No I didn’t watch that stupid show, what are you yammering on about?! Go away!”

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Years of unrequited didn’t need to see this post…. But did anyway.

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The fact that Americans will vote for that man instead of a woman is…. telling. Twice, you guys did it twice.

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Project much?

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I like how nature just sometimes say, "aaah fuck it, this is what it is."

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"Good lord, sir, your balls are out. wear more clothes!"
"How did you get back in here you pervert?"

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Can you prove that they didn't?

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He's just so fucking stupid. I mean, there will be a prize awarded after this to the stupidest man alive in his name. The Donland Turmp Award for Excellence in the Field of Stupid. Cash reward at the bottom of a steep flight of stairs.

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I play with my meat stressball for a while then I get sleepy and have to take a nap. It's wonderful.

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I didn't know the song was 6min long.

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My brother went from months to weeks to days. Of course it was scary and sad, in the between times though? Where life and laughs happened? They still happened. Love and laughs and all that, still happened. So I'm telling you, don't give up, not matter what your fear is telling you, don't give up on life and love. I know this sounds kitty hanging on with "hang in there" poster-ish, but my brother has only been gone for a little bit and I still cherish every second with him.

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Americans should vote. They're going to.

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Ever see what Betelgeuse is speculated to look like now? It’s fucking crazy.

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Good to see that the leopards do not care whose face they eat.

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Can’t believe some dipshit Canadians want this in Canada. Gladly pay tax after my dad and brother died of cancer. If I can help some random person feel the comfort when they’re in those shoes, hell yeah, damn right I’d pay the tax.

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My cousin fell off a ladder trying to fix something on the roof. Him and his friends were all drunk. So of course they moved the hell out of him and his neck wobbling this way and that while he was out cold. Not saying they made it worse, but after that day he was paralyzed from the neck down. Passed away a few years ago after spending most of that time in hospitals. So yeah, unless you ABSOLUTELY need to move someone, try not to.

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Come on man, you got 3 whole minutes and you cut it off?

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