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dogfavoriter
"How can you only wear a thong? Aren't you cold?"
"...no, it's made from seal fur."
Zobbie
I wonder if you would still want one after realizing it was probably never washed
graehall
fuckin' colonisers
2074red2074
Imagine trying to tell a grown-ass man he needs to wear pants in his own home.
ActualTttony
My culture is not your costume
absinthemindedprofessor
GratuaCuun
Seal of approval???
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jalcantara88127001
So that's what "clubbing seals" originally meant...
martineb72
Except it was from women. That was the original banana hammock for men.
jzbstl
To each their own, but the last thing I want is a seal fur wedgie.
phoony
MajMalfunction2
This was a fun trend while it lasted
SlydFox
Speaking of Furry thongs...
sentx
Makes a lot of sense actually. Imagine wearing heavy leather & fur clothing all day as working to survive in an environment where if you get too cold you die. Now its the end of the day, you are safe in your warm little home. If it was me I'd be so happy not being wrapped up anymore, hell the less touching me the better!
IntrospectiveZombie
Is it a flex on home warmth? Like hey, my home is so toasty inside I can wear almost nothing at all and be totally fine bro
GeneralAnubis
This honestly sounds plausible for a culture arising in a permanently frozen climate
thatwoodguy
I was taking my girlfriend out for a bite and we happened upon a sex shop and we went in and there were some furry underwear. I had an old rabbit skin around from when I hunted them on a golf course after a person broke a leg in one of their holes so I made her one. She said the leather took a little bit of work to break in but was very comfortable once it did. Sometimes on dates she'd asked me to guess if she was wearing it or not.
thatwoodguy
I had cycling shorts that still had a leather Chamois in it so I used some of that cream that they use to condition it on them
spittytrinkles
Naatsit. New MMORPG Character Name.
HonestCommentFarmer
From what I understand, it was quite toasty in Inuit homes.
whoisyourdaddy
Inuit? Like, igloo dwellers? Wearing just that?
Se7enEvil666
SnarfyMcSnarferson
Good ends to soon
Apeofdeath
Male or Female thongs?
Nandortherelentless
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RowanUnderwood
flashums
There does not appear to be room for testicles...
AsIWasSaying
They hang out, one at each side.
VaxxedCanadian
It's kind of cold living in snow. Testicles don't need much room when they're frozen.
MeowWoof
Inuit testicles have adapted to the cold.
BlackTrashTiger
The only thing worn... So her tits were out when visitors came over?
noReallyIamPrincessBob
Tits are for feeding babies.
Snooj
No, these were for men.
aRabidGerbil
It was traditionally men's wear
WeatherWiz
The Inuits did not sexualize breasts I assume.
InTangier
Imagine being bothered at seeing tits everywhere. Because of some random idiot puritans, women have to deal with this shit now. Boobs are awesome, folks shouldn't be forced to hide them.
WeatherWiz
And we’re the only mammals who have permanent engorged mammary glans. Every other one only have them during pregnancy/nursing.
zagibu
I mean it was tradition to share your wife with visitors, so...yeah.
valen00
AkLonewolf
Yeah. A lot of the artic tribes made rare contact with outsiders. Sex and having kids with strangers was not seen as a bad thing.
Haemaelaeinen
In fact it is a way to inject new dna to your tribe which is pretty important for the general health of the community. If everyone is everyone's cousin things get iffy sooner or later.
SinisterSlaw
Talk to Agnès Sorel if you have a problem with it.
A1ekazam
My thoughts exactly.
phoony
Lurch1911
MyGreatestFearBoner
And stop sexualizing the manifestation of pure lust, Tinky- Winky.
FartsSmellBad
Who said it was for women?
fastjeff
"Good lord, sir, your balls are out. wear more clothes!"
"How did you get back in here you pervert?"
a2s2020
That’s not mine. That’s the guy behind me!
MakeItBackAlright
I assumed it was unisex
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fastjeff
Can you prove that they didn't?
Schlumpfi
Prove to me that unicorns *don‘t* exist. You DO realize why you can’t disprove anythng? But honestly, you don’t need to answer,because it’s senseless. This community here in absolutely toxic in its discussions, and i absolutely hate it.“someone said something i don’t agree with, let’s downvote him into,oblivion“. If someone posted racism or hate it’s earned, but a view on history you don’t like, but is highly probable? Come one! It was the same with battlefield and the woman with the prostehetic
GreyKnightTemplar666
I'd rock that Banana Hammock, though I'm Scottish so I'm usually a little more au naturel under my kilt at home.