dydd

322 pts ยท August 8, 2012


Half these jesi have a receding hairline. No god of mine goes bald by age 33, just sayin

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is this cat part quokka

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

those are different kinds of shitty feelings, but kinda feeling like everyone in this scenario deserves sympathy.

9 years ago | Likes 56 Dislikes 3

Imagine being the wife--sobbing because you're terrified that your spouse will force you to have sex

9 years ago | Likes 147 Dislikes 12

I mean, I've taught children, so..?? it was a p. casual statement of my personal experience, friend.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

having seen a lot of fakes

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

...I mean, benefit of the doubt and all, but it does kinda look to me like an adult trying to imitate a child's handwriting

9 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 2

He looks so put-upon

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#1 pickle juice is awesome for hangovers btw

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

cool, but edgy username is too intimidating

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah, I mean I don't disagree with any of this, I was just wondering why they just threw the rest of the shark away.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ah fuck didn't see this. You win.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is it...does she have 3? Does she know she could be in an off-Broadway production of Total Recall? Huge opportunity

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah, OP, the word you want is neither

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I was thinking more like"hung" as in "dude was hung like a horse"

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Shld start using that to mean "good." hey man how r u? not so numberwang rn tbh ah shit. welp u know what they say: 'let's rotate the board'

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

1 is me

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Its hard to get clean, the darkness with incandescent on you fast

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This might be the darkest time of his life unless he glows to rehab

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hungerection

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If only we treated sharks as humanely as we treat ????

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh, word. great analogy.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I need to know as well

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

But yea probably good to get her hooked on marbles early

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

it's a girl actually! her name is Fiona

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Lol that sounds like a spammy banner ad

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

why am i crying

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There's a lot to process in that spider toilet one

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I don't get why they don't just keep the whole shark and use other parts of it if it's going to just sink to the bottom and die anyway.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0