BiteMyShinyMetalAss01
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FP Edit: Thanks guys.....Lol show me your tits bitch!
notbingdotcom
+1 for the coat hanger poke,
Ak47oh
"Formilure"
ivanabetterusername
*toddler aunt
isaiahtx
The last one sums me up. And I thought I was the only person.
Bootohfoostoe
Mom- "
, eh no big deal mines twice that size."
dydd
There's a lot to process in that spider toilet one
daggypants
Good solid dump
yaFuckingWeapon
i am relevant,
BiteMyShinyMetalAss01
Yeah you are ya fucking weapon
0xFFF1
#6
ProOCean
muchmeerkat
Lack toast in toddler ant.
pentameter
Ya fucking weapon
Ssssssssssss
22 Degrees Celsius is roughly 71 degrees Fahrenheit. Do AC Units even cool to higher than 70 degrees?
LookingCaliforniaFeelingMinnesota
BiteMyShinyMetalAss01
I hadn't, thought it was good
AAsilverfox
I hate when Europeans say "when I went to america" like it's all one place. Where did you go bruv, New York or Houston?
BiteMyShinyMetalAss01
Only difference is USA is a country whereas Europe's a continent
EnterTheMongoose
What does this dump have that no other dump has? Two different "chill in the fridge for one hour" memes. That's what.
BiteMyShinyMetalAss01
Exactly!
Ganonderf
I wouldn't be opposed to trying a cookie warmed in Owen. I've never had a smoked cookie before.
tunahazime80
tunahazime80
How are we not talking about the cock here
BiteMyShinyMetalAss01
moodytravesty
*walla walla bang bang
BondSpaceBond
The shadow in the toilet one with the spider...
UpvotingtheHotButton
MarisaTomei
I couldn't tell what was worse, the massive boner sword or the spider floating.
barbwirelove
the fact that he sent it to mom is the worst
njkayak99
#6
ExplainThisJoke
LOL. I actually noticed it before the spider
SheDevilinaSnuggie
Yeah it is..https://media.giphy.com/media/GfvOy6XKoB4zu/giphy.gif
BiteMyShinyMetalAss01
contractuallyobligatedtoupvoteandmakesupernaturalgifs
Logoth
Just another -1, until people start realizing they can just delete this shitty stuff off their phones without dumping it all over us.
BiteMyShinyMetalAss01
No reply?
Logoth
How desperate are you for human attention that you demand one?
BiteMyShinyMetalAss01
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BiteMyShinyMetalAss01
Ffs not a downvote......how will I cope?
garrettIRL
BiteMyShinyMetalAss01
Shit! How will I survive without that upvote. I only have 7000+ now. How could you do this to me?!
BiteMyShinyMetalAss01
The definition of gender says "the state of being male or female". I'm not against anyone being how they choose but that's the definition.
BiteMyShinyMetalAss01
Assumed there'd be no reply
TurboStonr
So we are just going to skip past the gay porn I guess...
BiteMyShinyMetalAss01
What gay porn ;)
iknowhowmuchkumquatscost
That's not gay porn, that's when you're hiding behind a bonsai tree so your buddy doesn't see you.
TurboStonr
Oh I misread. I'll have to try this when I play hide and seek with my buddies
waltjrimmer
#4 WHAT LANGUAGE ARE YOU?
VikkiLeigh
Some sort of Scottish language
waltjrimmer
THANK YOU FOR THE INFORMATION! I WILL BE GOING NOW.
VikkiLeigh
To Scotland?
waltjrimmer
TO SCOTLAND!
MarleafChef
Sexist air-conditioning? I've never in my life worked with a group of women that agreed on what the proper office air temperature should be
80percentlegs
As zombie said, there are differences in thermal comfort between the sexes. ASHRAE standards aren't quite right. Not exactly sexist, though.
zombiebiologist
I think the article states that the 65 standard was decided in the 70s, for men in wool suits, not women in skirts, and needs an upgrade (1)
zombiebiologist
(2) for both more women in office environments and lighter office wear for men (shirt and tie instead of full suit.)
shadowex3
lighter office wear? We still need to wear suits. Give men the freedom to wear super light summer clothes and we'll turn it up
philosofox
the article talked about that actually. It didn't talk about sexism. Just changing clothing expectations to everyone's benefit.
zombiebiologist
I'm on the west coast, almost everyone wears at MOST shirt and slacks to work, more commonly casual (but presentable) stuff.
shadowex3
So they're ONLY wearing full length long sleeve shirts, undershirts, and long pants with leather shoes.
shadowex3
Gee that's totally comparable to a lightweight above-the-knee sleeveless summer dress.
zombiebiologist
Most "office" dresses are made out of thicker material than you might think, and often have multiple layers of fabric. So yes, comparable.
zombiebiologist
Oh, and pantyhose! That stuff holds in heat like a motherfucker.