Mighty Dump the 4th

May 7, 2017 1:25 PM

TheMightyShazam

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What the fuck Wall St Journal since when were summer jobs a millenial trend. students been workin summer jobs for 60+ years

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well done. I saw many for the first time. +2

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Bc of shit like this I have a life rule. Never take the first/top item

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#1 pickle juice is awesome for hangovers btw

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#13-Also-do you think those field hands walk a mile or so round trip to the Porta-john when they have to go?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

are we not going to address the fact that daredevil can READ TEXT?!?!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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9 years ago (deleted Dec 13, 2020 6:12 AM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

I think you mean "booty frootie."

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Most underappreciated comment of the year

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

A pleasant dump indeed. +1

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Safety Briefing Time! Listen up you men: whatever you do this weekend, don't drink and drive, and absolutely do not drive and swim.

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Lookin' at you, Jenkins.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#3 I laugh every single time.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Quizno's subs are so expensive. They're better but I think they're pricing themselves out of the lunch market

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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9 years ago (deleted May 8, 2017 12:59 AM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Hmmm mines near $10 for a sandwich now

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The fucking Slayer one

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I saw a Metallica one, but no Slayer.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

The one where's she's playing guitar to the children

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Verse 3: https://genius.com/Metallica-one-lyrics

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm a retarded fuck

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Win some, lose some. It's all good.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

How the flippant heck is gosh darn Daredevil supposed to read a text?

9 years ago | Likes 223 Dislikes 7

He's blind not retarded.

9 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

He's blind so Brail duh

9 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 0

He's blind, so obviously sign language.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Text to voice

9 years ago | Likes 81 Dislikes 1

Vibrates in morse code

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm trying to figure out why he has a smartphone in the show

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Have you not heard it ring? It announces the name of the person calling him.

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Phones can read it aloud.

9 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 0

How do you find the button to make it read aloud though?

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Siri

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It's an option on phones. In the actual settings of your phone there is an option for it to be read aloud.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What about, now hear me out here, what about... Physical buttons!? Buttons on phones!?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Buttons? Haven't heard of those on phones these days. Maybe it would make phones break less!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0