doane

474 pts · May 31, 2013


I call it old white man syndrome. It makes family gatherings ... more difficult every year.

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Snap, me too.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I mean, technically it was Romeo and Juliet.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

My dog licks my palm cause he doesn’t like dry head rubs.

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

At a glance I read promoter as I was swiping and had to double back to check. *phew*

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

We should definitely ban video games! These kids need to get out of the basement. Live life. Maybe go to a concert...

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This should be top comment. And not just because it was my exact thought as I read the text...

7 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

You da real mvp!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Curious what other purpose a gun serves if not being a weapon? Bearing in mind a weapon isn’t only used to attack.

7 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

We have very different experiences watching these be assembled.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I wish they sat in a heat lamp. They sit in a plastic drawer and get run through the “toaster”.

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Weren’t you listening? It’s called a macaronus!

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

And street sharks!

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Did anyone else hold their breath?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I do. And then I jump.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That’s not even it’s final form!

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I dunno ... my dog would not tolerate this. He would destroy them all.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This comment isn’t getting the respect it deserves.

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

If that is medium then my idea of small is very misguided.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 4

Yeah his tweet is saying they supported the FCC “power grab” of net neutrality, as in the 2015 implementation of net neutrality laws.

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

It’s not even really him. Jerusalem Embassy Act of 1995. He likes credit though.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

It’s solid, with the right cup.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Someone is afraid of the Secret Service :)

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Disappointing.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

gesundheit

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hashtag-nofilter hashtag-wokeuplikedis

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Oxford comma enhances clarity.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Buh-buh-but... it's so good. Why wouldn't you watch it more often? :(

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

How dare you!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Close enough though.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1