Gift Ideas Supposedly for Men or whoever would enjoy them

The Fly Blaster.

It's summer here in New Zealand and these cunts are everywhere. No one likes flies except maybe vegans? Anyone would love this gift but a vegan will probably lecture you on fly cruelty and rights but I suppose if they did then you could blast them in the face with the Fly Blaster so... yes buy it for everyone.

$7.95 NZD

Green Spirit Level Cufflinks

Ah yes, men love cufflinks. They gotta link those cuffs. Such a multipurpose gift - it will definitely be well received. I think it's safe to say all men have said at some point 'wow, I really need to see if this is level but my suit does not allow me to carry a level . This is quite the conundrum' or 'I wish I could do handiwork in a suit.'

Bonus - at a boring event? Keep yourself occupied by watching the bubble.

$29.95 NZD

Fact - o - meter Thermometer

Plain old thermometers are gross. Spice up your gift recipients temperature measuring activities with some dope af facts. Sure you can look on the internet for facts but there's something so convenient about having them on a thermometer.

$19.95 NZD

Mini Beer Pong

The most fun you can have flicking your finger! Have a blast with your friends this Christmas using your fingers to flick your balls!

$34.95 NZD

Couch Coaster

Side tables? So yesterday. Why move your arm more than you need to? The hot drink lover in your life will love you for getting them the couch coaster - practicality without any style or taste.

$29.95

Chemistry Shots

Know a scientist alcoholic? Well don't look any further for a Gift! Bring the fun back into alcoholism with these cute shot glasses! It would be neat to use them to mix drinks - for real these are pretty neat-o

$12.95 NZD

Toilet Bowl Light

Peeing in the darkness or being blinded by turning on the lights is no more!! This toilet bowl light can change to any colour imaginable! Well eight of them. Take going to the toilet to the next motherfucking level - this bitch has motion sensors and shit too. Hah pun! Nice.

$14.95 NZD

Bondic Plastic Welder

Plastic breaks all the time, the handyman or handyperson or any person would be grateful to get this for Christmas. Don't replace - weld it! Pretty cool.

$59.95 NZD

Nanopresso Portable Nespresso Maker

For the high maintenance POS in your life. Don't know what to get the person 'who can't even' until they've had their coffee? Making a coffee at home is bleh. This is perfect for someone who loves gadgets and doesn't shut up about them. This could be handy for travel or long road trips though..

Don't buy a coffee flask - that's lame. Get this for

$99.95 NZD

100 Things You Must Do Before You Die Poster

Something everyone wants for Christmas, the reminder of their eventual, inescapable death.
This is a fun gift and totally not stressful at all. Everyone loves completing a set of tasks before the literal deadline. (I am killing it) I did it again!!! Nice.
This is the perfect passive aggressive gift for that special someone who you despise but have to get a Gift for for whatever reason. Remind them they are dying.

$59.95 NZD

All of these are from notsocks.co.nz
I was looking through for gifts and found quite a few that amused me and I thought you'd enjoy!! I can do a 'womens' and 'kids' gift thingy if this does okay.

You could most likely find these items in your home country and online and damn some are pricey I bet they're cheaper somewhere.

Anyway thanks for reading!!!