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Well punch me in the mouth and call me Ernie! The front page 3x in one day! I'm glad you guys like the memes; I will keep them coming :D
Maldraek
#4 Definitely the bottom.
PutaPicosa
#3 killed me lmaooo
kerms
I can think of 2 left wing dictatorships off the top of my head in Latin America. What are these right wing examples?
kirmokum
i agree with both of them in #39
MediaMuerte
The one about latin America and right wing dictatorships is shit because they've mostly had communists ruining their countries and still do.
MRSHomerJSimpson
Really question the credibility of the school in #5. Cougar "siting"?
sheldondatta
How do you end up speaking better English than your kid....
blzrdphoto
What school would give access to a student to email the “allstudents” distro and don’t they know they supposed to bcc that distri anyway!?!?
Frylockpoplockin
"We're shit, queer up" is my new life motto
HodgeNPodge
That hashtag though...ya'll know which one.
shaftinferno
hehehe, dump
Mimsey
Did they really make Starfire black instead of mixed/hispanic? That's a no-brainer.
DenverCoderIX
Dude, she's as Korean as it gets!
TedTheMan
Black korean in this version, with huge boobs.
jennym123
#47 if you read it left-to-right it turns into a poem.
FireFireSaidMrsMcGuire
#41 Ay Ay Captain!
GUTZandRAGE
Those lenses zoom in when he squints, Steve, you old asshole!
MINIMVM
nonCanadianGoose
They aren't really making a Teen Titans movies, are they?
beardedbeerdeer
They are and they have already fucked it up beyond repair without even having started.
LikeTheGuardianButForReal
Are you talking about costume design or have they released stuff about it that is less than promising? The costumes alone are irreparable.
filben7
Fun fact: Socialized industry funded by taxation(primarily on the rich) is what let us go to the moon.
ClydeTheBelovedBandit
But that means being irrationally capitalistic wasnt what was the key to all the successes in the US, and that cant be right! :O
Xeynid
Socialized industry funded by taxation on what is a deeply capitalistic system.
Mimsey
lolno. Read some Adam Smith. We're a dark parody of Capitalism that failed a half dozen benchmarks he laid out for proper Capitalism.
Xeynid
Our society functions by using the labor of a lower class to convert capital into products. Marx would call us capitalism, and we're on marx
Mimsey
Technically, we're way past Marx. We're at least up to Rawls.
SomeCrazyNerd
Exactly it's not like USSR didn't have a space program. They just had less money in general. They inherited a bad economy.
HappyAnarchist
Note - not capitalist vs socialist thing. The US almost didn't do the Marshall Plan and Soviets absolutely could have invested fine.
HappyAnarchist
It's interesting to think about how different things would be if the Soviets invested in Eastern European countries like the Marshall Plan.
HappyAnarchist
Well, that's part of it. The other part is the USSR exacted tribute from the countries in it's purview, while the US invested in theirs.
rufisium
It should've been "Machines, execute order 1000010!" or order 1000011
Reddyster
as someone who used to live in Texas, i really miss Whataburger... and Fuddruckers
TurkeySlapa
IFriggenLoveBears
Giraffes would put it at the base of their neck because that's where ties go. Unless you put a tie on right under your chin.
Voltair
#1 The lenses are to block out parts of his vision because he's having trouble dealing with his enhanced senses.
OneTrueSaviour
Or it's zoom in, like a camera
Voltair
It's mentioned in the movie that he wears goggles to narrow his vision.
OneTrueSaviour
Maybe it can do both, knowing tony stark
Voltair
Probably.
ianrl337
Dick Warlock may be my favorite name ever. I may beat Rick Peligro (Spanish for Rick Danger)
Zatiebars
I worked with a Dan Steele. Had lots of fun giving him nicknames
witsd
Randy Bumgardener remains at the top of my list, along with his wife, Minty.
Notme68
Rusty Shackleford
ImTheBiggestArseOnTheMoon
I saw someone on the news once with the name Rusty Dicks
CuntStain
Major Dick Bong
PatrickDiomedes
Up there with Titus Manlius (Roman historical figure)
DigitalChessLessons
Up there with Dick Wolf and Wolf Blitzer
Wildflounder
Gotta give it up to Anthony Weiner aka Carlos Danger
Salespeoplearepeopletoo
I’m more of a Ricky Spanish guy when it comes to fake names
ElGatuno
https://media0.giphy.com/media/72QZN86xPm7oQ/giphy.gif
XFilesThemeSong
[whispers] riiicky spaaanish
Rkomann
#36 execute order ‘Y’ is terrible. It should have been: execute order 00110110 00110110
ijustwantedtobeabletoseepornonheredammit
He said order 89.
eldorel
or just '01000010' (binary numeral instead of ascii characters)
RayMC
RailgunZx
I'm on the left
RailgunZx
Too bad imgur messes up the order of comments tho
RailgunZx
Quite fun being here
Umheythere
where can i buy #17?
tkdbell
I need one as well!
Supahotfire
That’s what I want to know! Couldn’t find it thru Google
ShelbyGTee
After some intense Googling, I finally found them! There are a bunch! http://www.dreams6.com/e/products/funidea/cablebite/index.html
ShelbyGTee
Amazon also has them if you search for "Dream Cable Bite".
ShelbyGTee
https://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_sb_noss_2?url=search-alias%3Daps&field-keywords=dreams+cable+bite
alexjonesisagayfrog
Four loco showing alcoholics that’s they can still get ducked up after 2 drinks since....idk the late 90’s???
FrustratedBluffing
How are two 14% drinks going to get you fucked up? Even if they were pints that's only 4 "strong beers/ciders" or 8 regular pints.
SquirtleSquad420
they also come in 25oz cans, and you can drink them very fast.
alexjonesisagayfrog
They’re heavily caffeinated
alexjonesisagayfrog
Have you ever had one, my buddy would bring either a liter of bourbon to a party or two four locos because they would equally fuck you up
Wildflounder
I guess 4 loco is okay... Till you've tried 5 loco
alexjonesisagayfrog
What is half kerosene half gasoline and half meth all mixed with a fifth of bourbon
Wildflounder
Yes
ehoba666
+1 for the Porco Rosso
StarSumiaki
Are there girls who actually say "I wish I could find a guy just like you"? What does that even mean, anyway?
SithShodan
I mean I've had this said to me, but I took the hint and went on with my life. /shrug
SithShodan
sometimes girls are better friends than girlfriends.
strangledbyaturtleneck
Or you, but without worrying about losing a friend/messing up friendships if shit goes south. Makes the "meet, date, drop" thing easier
innes15
Well it's basically a silver bullet for lesbians
Jawesome19
It means you're friend zoned. Move along, nothing to see here
SomeCrazyNerd
It means you're pain is infinite. Life is a train of pain. Hey that rhymes!
mortdiggiddy
She’s lyin and the dude is on the friend ladder lol
phantomshadow19819000
This statement is almost always a response. When you see it he's said something creepy and she's trying to politely say no. 1/2
Mimsey
For the billionth time: Just because a girl's not into the guy does not mean he's a creep for asking her out or flirting.
Notme68
Between the jacking off and crying, how much Kleenex do you go through a night?
Mimsey
I just wipe my dick with your mother's hair.
Notme68
She'd probably get as kick our of you trying to be insulting to her.
ThrowAwayAcct0000
It means she's not interested in you. Move on.
phantomshadow19819000
For instance (wheeeeeze "you're goooooorgeous") responded with "aww thats sweet" means those legs just closed forever.
turtburgs
Yes it means a guy like you but not ugly
siphorjr
Accurate
DanFendi
Not necessarily. She could also mean 'not poor.'
MetroidJunkie
Is it any coincidence that Zoidberg is desperately poor AND miserably lonely? For your information, it's because he's hideous.
Wildflounder
IF SHE BREATHES SHE'S A THOT! jk I think this is a scenario imagined by neckbeards. R/niceguys
Mimsey
Rephrase that. You don't think. That is not an opinion held by anyone who thinks. "I don't like it so it must not be real."
Mimsey
It's a fucking centuries old trope to say "I like you as a friend" or "I wish I could meet someone like you." It's fucking real. Period.
Notme68
Somebody put themselves in the friendzone.
Mimsey
Not even. This is just the dumbest ideological garbage. Denying shit that we have fucking Shakespearean plays over.
UglyHorribleGrouchyOldMan
DangerNoodleCharmer
we're we here fuck we're shit queer up
thehellbinder
Am I the only one who read it like a cheer?
Sqwuid
QUEER UP
FancyFrance
You’re missing the double entendre. “We fuck shit up”
baldymcbadass
I read it the same way. Shit’s actually catchy.
wolfebane42
One of my favorite poems
Superkroot
Were we here? Fuck! We're shit!
NegativeCommentMachine
A lovely poem
Crawmak
Queer up? Honey I'm way ahead of you.
RickdiculousSquancher
oheina
Same
KnotsAreMySpecialty
Yay gay!!
Wildflounder
Don't dead open inside
1Plebian
Try finger but hole
JustCallMeBean
Don't give up, skeleton!
copingcabana
Don't dead. Dick inside.
WholesomePyromaniac
Ohhh I think I will dead if that’s the case.
elbowdeepinagoose
Glad I wasn’t the only one that read it this way!
TheMursu
It's time to queer up!
Shmiddty
Queer up, bitch!
SomeCrazyNerd
*proceeds with magical girl transformation but like with a guy*
RickdiculousSquancher
SomeCrazyNerd
... not bad, all things considered.