dgtlrift

6526 pts · June 24, 2016


Could wear this one

19 hours ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

This is great as it’s saying by two things which are both true.

1 day ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

r/upvoteBecauseButt

3 days ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

#3 like the scene in the tv movie production of The Langoliers where Balki Bartokomous is ripping paper.

3 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#2 wholesome

3 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

v

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Teabagger

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This. The vast number of illegal aliens are here by entering legally (ie tourist visa) and overstaying the visa. With that most illegal alians are here via airports and not crossing the southern boarder.

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

“Just say ‘yes’” Nancy belongs somewhere in there.

4 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

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1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

In Italy they use raw dried bucatini pasta as straws. Perfectly biodegradable.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#2

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#1 v

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I recall a few years ago that right wingers were flipping out at (I think) NPRs twitter account because they were tweeting excerpts that would fit into the tweet size from the Declaration of Independence thinking it was an attack on Trump.

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Captain Francesco Schettino of Texas here

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#1 do the curtains match the carpet?

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

2 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Billboards along i75 in lower Georgia are wild - “Don’t be a democrat” next to “lions den” next to “18 days after conception our heart is beating” next to “strippers - need we say more” next to “phantom fireworks” next to “lucky spa truck parking”

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

.. and white robes

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Same vibe as the PSA that bright you:

“You wouldn’t steal a car”
“You wouldn’t steal a handbag”
“You wouldn’t steal a television”
“You wouldn’t steal a DVD”

“Downloading pirated films is stealing”
“Stealing is against the law”
“Piracy is a crime.”

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I’m going to exercise my first amendment right and make sure that grave is well fertilized.

2 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

The url is dead

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

^She

2 months ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

Please tell me this is satire.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Here’s a hint: 18 - 100% = 0

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

What’s 18-400%

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Automatic runoff needs to be passed at every level of every state.

3 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1