darkturtles

1572 pts ยท August 17, 2012


What else would you expect from an idiot?

After standardizing physics

10 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

His vest was pulled by an unseen force. The creature gave him that first stumble forward

10 months ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

"And here's your great great grandfather's doooooooooooong!"

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I love a good mech-adjacent thing that has glowing highlights under a black light

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Walkabout Mini-golf is great taste. I always love playing with a friend, finding the missing golf balls and then doing the foxhunt minigame once we unlock the hard courses. Def worth getting all the DLC maps imo, much more fun with a friend or two who are into playing a game of golf

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

There's that, and there's the fact that their idea of investigating is going to a location for a couple days and yelling in the woods. Like damn that'd spook any normal animal

1 year ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

More like a dildo of consequences.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is a funny visual, but sadly I don't think it's viable. To my understanding these floods can last awhile and on average scuba tanks last like 30-60 minutes a tank depending on several factors. So if the flooding lasts a day that's 24 tanks minimum and you're only able to sleep for less than an hour at a time before you need to swap tanks.

1 year ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Apparently the trick with getting your cat used to new food is gradual change instead of all at once. Something about food uncertainty and comfort. Basically though you mix the new food a little bit at a time in with the old food until they're okay with eating it. It is a whole thing I learned when I went to the store and got my cat something similar to her usual food and she was very reluctant to eat it, prompting me to making sure to get more of her old food before what was left ran out

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#18 I'm apparently in my slut era?

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Joker pulls out a gun and a batarang knocks it out of his hand as the only intervention

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Only time I've seen it "sorta matter" is in like special pokemon nuzlock runs where a person uses their team of pokemon to block and buff one pokemon that can then sweep a gym team in 1 attack per pokemon. And while that's cool I'll never remember the combos needed to make my elemental dog/cat/lizard/fish a god for 30 seconds

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It sucks in this specific scenario type, but it's probably for the best we don't have a law like that to help prevent political opponents in power from unjustly charging people with felonies and convicting them in rigged courts to get rid of competition.

Not like any political party would want to try that/s

2 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 0

Easy fix, you don't let your players interact meaningfully with the royals outside of the King/Queen to prevent them from sympathizing. Even if they take over, you don't need to reveal who the heads of state are in the second campaign immediately, you can trickle information in between times where the party is being hunted. And as for the "actual good government" lying to PCs is easy and a small bait and switch is possible to "destroy a bloodline for the sins of their ancestors"

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think it'd help to start the second game with the DM stating the campaign is an escort quest for some family of nobles who's head of the house was executed. At least then the PCs should make new characters with that goal in mind.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I mean I'd feel pretty humiliated if I ever said something like this post's quote

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Literally nothing but the cat not consenting would ever stop me from petting a kitty.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#46 anyone know this source video?

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Occasionally, a fun time.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Has he considered floating a ship in a pool and firing tiny cannons at it to sink it?

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

A scavenger hunt but with actions eh?

2 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Oh is that why my pancakes scream?

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is the inner monologue of the bird about to maul the fuck out of this guy

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As he was casting that spell I thought for sure the next word after "he knows of something that might just do that" were gonna be FIREBALL

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Funnily enough my stance on torture is mainly based on its ineffective nature. Not to say it isn't morally wrong too, but I wrote a paper on the topic, for class, of why something like a "torture permit for police use" would be bad and kept about 70% of the argument away from moral implications so I wouldn't have to define a set "morality" lol

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

My minor in college had me doing a couple criminal justice programs cuz I thought they'd be interesting. In one class the professor asked the whole class "who is against torture" and I was the only student to raise my hand in a room full of 30 people. One guy even turned to look around the room, saw me with my hand up, and went "of course you would." (cuz class knew my major was philosophy)

2 years ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 1

If we're counting babies then there's actually only 1 type

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I'm limited with my palworld knowledge, but have you considered crocheting a tiny energy drink for it?

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