darkbacon

800 pts ยท September 18, 2023


#6 Fuck "unalived". "Murdered" or "killed" is the appropriate word.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yup, that's a little girl.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

This isn't funny, it's infuriating. Why does it have a funny tag?

1 week ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

Needs more cowbell.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

His stupidity is real, though.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Money can't buy happiness but it does relieve you of a whole lot of misery.

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I was expecting Yakety Sax.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I've only seen it happen once: at the end of "The Post" (2017). I suppose the audience was self-selected to be interested in freedom of the press.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#10 Glorfindel fighting a balrog during the fall of Gondolin.

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That sounds fun. I like tits.

3 months ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

At first glance I thought this was from Shitty Watercolour. Sorry, Jim.

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I've been voting against McConnell for decades. Unfortunately I'm in the minority here in KY. I'll continue to vote straight Democratic Party. They're not perfect, but the Republicans are insane.

5 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm definitely on the side of good and against the crazy radicals, but I completely disagree with the crazy radical Johnson on which side is which.

5 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The L-shaped tool they use for splitting is called a froe (sometimes spelled frow/fro). It's basically a wedge with a handle, and doesn't need to be particularly sharp. An expression I learned from my dad is "dull as a froe", meaning someone is not very sharp. I'm not sure of the geographic range of the expression, but older people from the Appalachians often know it.

5 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Kash Patel always looks like he has just now realized he shit his pants.

6 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Worst gay pride parade ever.

9 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"You've got questions, we've got aprons." Which is why I go to the locally-owned hardware store. If they have it, they can show you exactly where to find it. They might be slightly higher, but I can be in and out in less than five minutes with the item(s) I wanted.

9 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And gained crappy text.

10 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

From other comments: it's not true. Still funny.

10 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#2 The man in the hat is Buster Keaton.

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thieves don't care that they're stealing.

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sippy cup.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I first saw him in Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead. Fun movie, written and directed by Tom Stoppard based on his 1966 play.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don't care if they're alligators or crocodiles, I don't want to wake up surrounded by them.

1 year ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

How about Mush?

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0