cospitalhoffee

1576 pts · December 2, 2013


Who doesn’t?

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Someone was acting like a dick at the rink and fell and their skate went into my arm leaving a big scar across my tattoo :(

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

First things first*

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Can’t wait to see what his wife’s dressed as!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

My firefighter pal told me of the guilt he felt when his stomach growled at someone trapped inside a building and it smelt just like pork

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It all worked out

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I did do it! I have since got a much better job and a new flat with my girlfriend

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That’s because you’re a racist

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 17

What shit

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I saw 2001 in the cinema for the first time this week and my god it was a struggle.

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Down with the kids instead of a kid with downs

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

They also weren’t a natural comedy pairing. Producers put them together - they weren’t buds before or anything

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

*en route. Hasn’t the poor kid been through enough without being exposed to lazy spelling mistakes!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

this one seems pretty not okay

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 4

Please start a hookers and cocaine gofundme

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Isn’t there a bit of an issue that deaf parents would also prefer their children to be deaf as to be part of the community?

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 9

THERE WERE STORIES

7 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

The word "gun" is often used but many tattoo professionals dislike it.

7 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 2

Tattoo artists generally use the term "machine" to refer to their equipment.

7 years ago | Likes 47 Dislikes 3

Fuck you lassannn

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why would you lie like that?

7 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

Smol poglit

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I always loved this kid in Jack

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I got let from my job today. I got two months severance and I am terrified.

7 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

He’s currently writing the next jay and silent bob movie and said he’s had to replace all the fat jokes at bobs expense with vegan jokes

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

She’s British and not American - so has a little bit of sense.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

GOOD MORNING BALTIMORE! EVERY DAY’S LIKE AN OPEN DOOR!

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0