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Someshithead241
Would you rather these were made by aperture or vault Tec?
lelandt50
Says crushproof, then lists pressure where it crushes. All nitpicking aside, I wanna see some test videos! Take ‘er down Niagara Falls.
370zSteve
KAKAROTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!
brainstream
And if it lands hatch-side down, you're basically screwed
ManimalDeification24
What about liquid hot magma? Asking for a friend...
flarflarf
"holds 4 people inside a 1.2m sphere" ... i think i'd rather just die, thanks
psillysimon
Claustophobia intensifies
damnusernames
Imagine if it gets buried under rubble as well. Absolutely no way out.
Thecynicalspud
Vegeeeetaaaaaaaa. VegEEEEEtaaaaaaa....
JEfkt19
Im haunting you
4noku
I'm glad they've colour coded them so I know which ones for boys and which is for girls.
PhoneticRainbow
It’s the apocalypse and people are wondering where they gonna poop
lma365
right
DaveC426913
4 people. 1.2m ... 47inches *diameter*. Only a few people in the world I'd share that with.
SchwiftyGameOnPoint
Exactly my thoughts. I couldn't imagine being stuck for hours or days waiting for rescue in this with 4 people.
ifounditunderthere
Air?
McFluffySundae
If you are buried under tons of dirt or something how does air get in?
Sauroctonus
Barely breathing when they find you is better than falling apart when they find out, I suppose.
IndubitablyGullible
I need to see this flying in a tornado
NickFil
dumpsterjedi1
Not dinosaur proof though. I saw that movie.
coffeecodeclimb
Is there only one door? What if you roll onto the door? I guess since part of life came from a ball it’s only fitting to end in a ball.
DiracsDelta
I had this idea in middle school. Realized it was rubbish, because if you can afford one, you probably can afford to leave or escape anyway.
NotOnlyDarthPlagueisMemes
Can a snail get out though?
Acronymicon
Can I get it in tungsten?
Snodig
Asking the real questions.
AnalTelescope
the ball might survive a 25m drop, but you sure as hell aint
MrDressup
as FDR said: " we have nothing to fear but sphere itself"
dolphindreamsandsatan
nice... +1
ScrwLse
9 minutes 18 seconds. 9 minutes 18 seconds 9 minutes 18 seconds.
DukeDarkwood
Happiest moment of my life.
ScrwLse
https://youtu.be/YmqZh-ejte4
Smidge204
4 people in a 4-foot (1.2m) diameter sphere? Even if that's the INSIDE diameter that's really fucking cramped.
Kleck
It's probably radius, otherwise those bodies are not intact.
captainclutch
Still more room than a coffin ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
spacemanspifflydressed7
Yeah, because space over dying.
infiniteflux
legroom or die. smh
ZanarkandAbes
I suppose that's better than being dead.
RexNihil
My question is...how long do you have breathable air for 4 people?
rezpawner
1 hour, according to the video. Wonder how much a CO2 scrubber costs.
tomatoboy
One hour? That’s it, no vent, no nothing? So...it’s basically asphyxiation pod.
DatSEAsian4ever29
1 hour is really low, I thought they should consider putting them on ships to replace lifeboats, guess it might not work there
rezpawner
Takes up too much space. Not sure how much they weigh either, but I can imagine that they are heavier too.
Thebabysitter
DukeDarkwood
... I need an adult.
Thebabysitter
I am an adult
themobileappisbroken
How do you lock the door shut?
Inarticulated
HaveYouSeenJeff
Sacrifice!
Angel666Hawk
I'm sure they have that figured out
DontEverMoveHere
From the outside so rescuers can get in.
mandrigan
Someone must sacrifice !
Duros62
Yeah, kinda concerned about the latches on the outside.
androidvageta
The latch on the outside is just to keep the door closed when not in use. There is a REAL latch on the inside.
DocSMAAAASH
My guess is you want rescuers to be able to open it if you're incapacitated.
dannowhammo
Yeah it would likely have latches like walk in freezers have. They latch from outside but can be unlatched from inside for safety reasons.
darkhalfbreed
I would assume the latches work from both sides.
itwaskeaton
Yeah, where do you shit in that thing when you're trapped under rubble for days?
fyatre
Toilet mod mentioned but not shown https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iUH-Z-ZqiFA
DildorTheMighty
Imagine 4 people shitting inside a 4ft diameter sphere for days.
croakmeaslipper
Just go in the corner!
darkhalfbreed
Maybe there's a potty shoot
generalcalm
Maybe the deluxe model has a poop chute.
StephenBell2nd
Well, "Dry Powder Seat Toilet", whatever that means, is optional. http://survival-capsule.com/Products.html
3PiecesOfBread
TheJudgeHasItBackwards
First order of business is always to establish a pee corner. *Notices pod is a sphere* Whelp shit, guess we'll all die.
SmellOfMonkey
Pee wherever, the pee will find its place.
OMGamIImguringCorrectly
I guess where do you shit when you're trapped under rubble not in that thing?
ndmaster
Inside
carrotsonfire
Where do you shit if you're trapped under rubble, but not in a pod?
TShooter59
A moot point if there's no onboard oxygen and if it can't vent to the outside.
gbuck55
why are you the only person who sensibly realizes people need to breathe in order to poop?
TheKenM
I mean I’d rather shit in there for a few days than be dead but maybe that’s just me.
maeyu
I mean I’d probably put a couple empty bottles and bags in my pod.
robo133
Id rather be dead then slowly starve to death in a tomb. I hate inclosed spaces. What if they never get you
PuppyDontCare
This things probably send a GPS stress signal of some kind
idiotcube
That's when you reach for the cyanide pill that's conveniently stowed under your seat!
DonkeyOD
Then you die
imgurnaknockuout
Buddasac
Funniest shit I've seen in a while
BatmanAndCradleRobin
such a fucking perfect use of gif
Seizethegap
conkles
ndmaster
We could ask you the same question...
ApuqA
Show me the inside.
Orion1453
Intel is in there
Anthf
It’s like a tent at Fyre
ElbowDeepinaTinyOctopus
But I thought these were meant for survival?
wideeyedilluminations
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iUH-Z-ZqiFA
AgamemnonsMemes
The Up Next videos on this are wild. Laser hotter than infinity. 4D balls. 100% pour water warnings.
itsaburneraccountdummies
#mvp
randoMarblePilot
Did not expect that robot voice to go with the British pronunciation of Aluminum
TheMrPendragon
I see Microsoft Sam’s speech classes have been doing well for him.
moeron9
Computerized voice narrator? Was Morgan Freeman busy?
ApuqA
Thank you kindly.
oblivire
Absolutely Safe Capsule?
Reinkhen
Lol i wrote this very comment and saw yours. Nice.
cmac21798
It’s criminal that this isn’t the top comment.
VonSnootingham
THis is what I came to write.
sargassoQuadrilateral
Please enlighten me about this reference that at least 4 other people know
ThatGuyPerseus
Mother 3 spoilers look it up
macroharddoors
Explanation with as minimal spoilers as possible: someone puts themself in a capsule that looks just like those and is stuck there. Forever.
macroharddoors
It's from the game Mother 3. A cult classic that anyone who likes JRPGs should play. No need to have played the previous 2
sargassoQuadrilateral
Thanks!
macroharddoors
No problem.