Who cares about that spider boy. We want aunt May. Thank you Marvel

Oct 16, 2018 12:31 PM

drah9000

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Aunt BAE!

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“PARKER, I DON’T WANT TO SEE PICTURES OF YOUR AUNT! I WANT TO SEE PICTURES OF SPIDER-MAN!!”

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Here you go, Mr. Jameson.

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I swear marvel why you making all these milfs?

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Because milfs are the best

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Marisa Tomei for the millennials.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BiWcCMBZW5U

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Awesome video, thanks for sharing that!??

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I heard she loves funny, quirky, stocky, bald men.

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I cannot see her without thinking this.

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In another universe Aunt May is a lady dancer of the night and her boyfriend is a pro wrestler.

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Aunt May is dead? Tony will go see her to apologise for the loss of Peter and he will find a pile of ash. Much easier for story telling.

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"here I go...swiping the floor again."- Tony Stark.

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I want the original aunt may. And the original Spider-Man. God i miss you Toby

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original ... I don't think that means what you think it means

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I prefer the real Aunt May. I said the REAL Aunt May.

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Always thought it was weird Peter's aunt was more of a grandma. There must be a huge age difference between his parents and aunt May

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Perfection.

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Ok here you go:

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I'm old enough to remeber that she's always been beautiful.

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My Cousin Vinnie. That is all

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That movie was just great, i should rewatch it

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Ages like a fine wine.

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The amount of jokes in the movie pertaining to her being hot is perfect.

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We'll bang, ok?

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Report to the ship as soon as possible

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I don't know what it is about Chloe, but she's just adorable. Even if strangely proportioned.

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What's happening here ....

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Guess you have to watch Big Hero 6 to discover.

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I'm not against the idea; however, there is kind of a comfort in the old grandma style aunt May.

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I’d like to shoot my webs all over her!

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My Cousin Petey

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Vinny???? or is My Cousin Petey the porno version?

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My Cousin Vinny + Peter Parker

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so what you're saying is that there is a crossover porno????!!!!!!!!!!

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good choice

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https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/spiderman-films/images/a/a7/S2_Aunt_May.png

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FINISH IT!!!!!

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Would still...

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No judgement...

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Hot.

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Perfection.

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See, this is the real Aunt May.

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It's more recognised but Marisa Tomei's May makes more sense agewise. She's probably a bit older than average for a 15/16 year olds aunt.

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Fun fact, in the comics she is his "Great Aunt May" not just a regular Aunt, hence her age.

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Huh. I always wondered why that bitch was the Crypt Keeper.

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Spidermilf

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Nice!!! v

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So the Spider-Ma'am?

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AILF?

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Arachnid I'd like to fuck?

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May I’d Like to Fuck

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Whatever floats your boat dude...

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Just puttin it out There, young may Parker has spider powers in the current spiderverse event. Marvel knows.

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Isn’t that Peters kid? Not his aunt?

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Tony Stark approves. v

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IT-LY!

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I know he would kill tigers for you. I know this whole movie by heart. It's horrible and I love it.

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I loved that film.

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Damon Bradley?

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Which show was this?

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Movie. Only You (1994)

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It's so terrible its amazing

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Jesus hahaha

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What am I looking at?

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Only You, a rom-com from 1994 feat. Robert and Marisa

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Fun. Thanks.

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Check out FOLLOW THIS on Netflix for the future of internet fakes.

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Fucking technology.

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'member when Aunt May was Galactus' Herald? https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/marveldatabase/images/d/db/Marvel_Team-Up_Vol_1_137.jpg

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Pepridge Farm rememberers.

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Great, I get BRAKKADOOMED for not brushing my teeth at bedtime.

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Remember when Squirrel Girl defeated Thanos? Yeah there are plenty of things I like to pretend weren’t written.

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I actually have that comic. Franklin gives Galactus a Twinkie.

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Please post it. I’d save that in my favourites

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Wasn't there a series where Franklin Richards becomes Galactus?

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I did not realize how much I needed this in my life.

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I can honestly say that I do not ‘member this at all

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Golden Oldie

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Comic Cover: “No, really. Like, really really. For serious!”

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remember when aunt may married doc ock?

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Remember when Aunt May murdered Chameleon.

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also, she gave him ambien. almond is the smell of cyanide, not arsenic.

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remember when a weird demon retconned civil war?

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Haha gtfo!!!

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They beat Galactus with Twinkies. This is canon https://static.comicvine.com/uploads/original/11114/111144181/4779350-auntmay_0002.jpg

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Galactus isn’t himself without a snickers

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Or a small planetoid to get him through the day.

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Awesome.

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Correction; we want THIS Aunt May. Huge distinction to be made.

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You don't know, maybe I want the one who will poison my enemies is cyanide.

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Who’s to say the Marisa Tomei version won’t?

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Actually those are two very good points

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ah haaa

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Easy there, Tony.

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Nah, son. GILF all the way <3

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Unless... you know... you’re into sphinxes ...

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Because Marisa tomea

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Damn straight

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2029 Aunt May actress isn't even born yet

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I'm seeing a pattern here...

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I don’t think I’m interested in the 2050+ remakes...

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Aren't into middle schoolers?

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Thankfully no

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Pff speak for yourself. Sam Rami’s sweet grandma Aunt May was awesome. She even started beating Doc Oc with her hand bag it was great.

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The only great things about the Raimi trilogy were JK Simmons and that dude from Chapelle's Show.

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I respectfully disagree.

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Yeah. I consider Danny Elfman's theme to still be the best from all Spider-Man live action stuff.

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Holy shit that’s great. But if she didn’t beat Galactus with her handbag I want nothing to do with this.

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She and Reed Richard’s son beat Galactus with Twinkies.

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I thought Aunt May was always depected as a little old lady.

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I'm not complaining...

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You were obviously wrong, because here she is depicted as a younger lady.

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Oh?

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That's Sally Fields you unit.

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Andrew Garfield's Aunt May, you unit.

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Well, you are correct and I have no alternative other than to accept that. So, there.

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*So there, you unit.

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Life hack: use tongue to brush teeth

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Hot damn, I was not aware that she was this hot back in the day.

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She was attractive in Smokey and the bandit, which is why I didn't understand the family guy joke.

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This is her from her TV show Gidget, if you're looking for a source.

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Marisa Tomei was always smokin, but that ain’t Marisa Tomei. Still would tho

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I also forgot about sally field being aunt may.

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She’s great but she ain’t no Marisa Tomei

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You dumb

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I never said I was a smart man...

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This is Sally Field. Aunt May in Andrew Garfield reboot.

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Dayum yes! That’s it! Gidget!

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I dunno man, I'm kinda leaning towards GILF Aunt May

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Ggilf

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GMILF. Skwisgaar coined the term like a decade ago. Get it right!

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THAT cannot be a thing...

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Oh you sweet, summer child...

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I’m sure there’s a subReddit for that

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Gandalf I like to fuck?

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Girl I'd like to friend. You know, like on Facebook

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Well he's gay, so he might return the favour

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