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4 pts ยท June 9, 2015


Something about myself.

Thank you!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

left school, begun paying taxes, and started analyzing our system that I see how flawed it is. I'd love to relocate. No one will take me :(

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As middle-aged American, I'd like to say I've been indoctrinated to believe we're the best, the most free. It's only been since I have (1/2)

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

impatient "lady" couldn't stand the wait, so she dropped her pants and peed on the floor in front of my friend. So yeah, the worst (2/2)

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Once at the theatre I worked for, the water went out temporarily. We had to stand in the women's and use buckets to flush. One (1/2)

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thank you for saving him :)

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Beat Kids! Kids on the beat!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

People of Wall-e

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No. Just no.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I love coffee and digs, but fuck. Just give me the damn drink.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Maybe she's an Assassin? Ladders always confound them.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wow, that was awesome. Thank you for saucing.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Has the blonde time travelled from 1985?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

I'm not up voting this because I don't understand it. Everybody is stupid!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why was OSU playing with that guy's buddies?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My gf was conned into adopting a bengal. He is an adorable ginormous bag of dicks who shrieks us awake every morning at 6.

10 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Was it the vase of spaghetti or the tumblr handle spagetticunt?

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

'Woman' is actually more sexist because it comes from Old English 'wofmin', meaning 'wife of man'.

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 6

My guess is because 'female' contains the word 'male.' However, female comes from the Latin "Femina," while male comes from the Latin "Mas."

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 14

If a piece of string represents your lifetime, if you ball up the string, you can travel to any point in the string. Or to the Civil War.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0