yestotoast
186220
9762
341
if you refer to people with vaginas as "feeemales"
5 baby daddy's
Someone stop this crazed madman!
Song of the Sea
me irl
me irl
Cringe part 1: http://imgur.com/a/F5xEM
Cringe part 2: http://imgur.com/a/XyCBN
Cringe part 3: http://imgur.com/a/VZbx4
Cringe part 4: http://imgur.com/a/uERzo
Cringe part 5: http://imgur.com/a/AoHqD
Cringe part 6: http://imgur.com/a/xeo5O
Cringe part 7: http://imgur.com/a/iVEQM
Cringe part 8: http://imgur.com/a/5Brtx
Cringe part 9: http://imgur.com/gallery/n3kmi
Cringe part 10: http://imgur.com/gallery/VyiiT
CaptainArminius
SilentMic
Most of these are all self-deserved, except for the autistic boy. That's simply vile, and sparks the "blackout rage" part of my brain
theyseemescrolling
#7
blueplinx
Didnt read the title and thought this was a normal dump. I wasnt prepared for the cringe. Although the first one wasnt really cringy
CorneliusCornwall
The first one was just a dumb joke.
LookingCaliforniaFeelingMinnesota
Fine I'll come down and eat, but only if...
wo1fie
This would be me if I had rich parents
domo106
I mean lets be honest the toaster costume is pretty legit.
wafflefalafel
Hahah I thought that too!
theirarefourlights
Agree. Why cringe? I thought it was clever. As long as he's not claiming "toaster" as his sexual orientation.
SoUndergroundYouProbablyWouldNotKnowMe
DeusCaritasEst
I feel like I've been incarcerated in a blueberry.
BaconOnARock
#28 is too much, I think it justifies calling in sick today.
SaintMaceToTheFace
hell noticing the beer in my fridge can make me justify calling sick
Ewanator
The rape one doe...
CalvadosConfiture
The replies to that comment were cut off, but yeah. That person got slammed by several other users.
Jagadid
HEVmkIV
coud you imagine if their parents read those comments
RedHatTerraria
So that's what being suicidal is like huh
billymadison69
OPmakesOC
The toaster kid wasn't that cringe. Just a joke costume.
FATALpsych
#28 pisses me off the most!!
MrSpellyness
#3 what happened to 2 of her kids? =O
PianoMan2112
they ded (literally this time)
DoctorKorre
her pussy was too tight
ToastMasterLex
Very late term abortions.
Flyndaran
Popping out kids like a gerbil meant she got hungry part way through. She ate them is what I'm saying.
Dirge00
I have a lot of respect for the guy wearing the toaster outfit
twostepsfromlost
I got a little worried, "what am I becoming, i want that". Then i went back to cringing so I think I'm kind of ok.
SteveBuscemiSayingHowDoYouDoFellowKids
Honestly, I chuckled. That costume is fuckin awesome.
poochyena
#1 to be fair, I thought it was a melted tomato too...
DalekKal
I thought it was a splat ball
maymay1588
#10 Why is there a picture of a potato smoking a cigarette?
RememberTheCoop
Was having fun til the sexist stuff and men can't get raped stuff came up...
Boopmysnoot
Yeah that just made me angry :/
Saitheshinobi
Same here
RememberTheCoop
Exactly
ZoidbergIsGreat
Yup. The idea that men cannot be raped is incredibly ridiculous.
Goatlord
I mean, there's definitely a way to be cringy by referring to all women as "females" constantly.
thestorkasaurus
Yeah I feel like those posts are about things like "Check out that female over there" or "I really want to find a nice female".
KeatonTS
Hello, fellow females.
Huckingfell
we went through this already, origin of female is not a diminutive of male. 1/2
AnnieBahde
That's not the issue. Female = scientific term for the sex capable of producing children. Woman = human female. It's reductive and weird and
AnnieBahde
I've NEVER heard it used in a non-professional setting in any way that wasn't degrading. I'm a human woman. If you are my doctor or
AnnieBahde
writing up a police report - sure female. But otherwise, please just call me a woman.
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Aztekkowy
#19 what is so cringey about that? That costume is badass
BrazilianThunderPanda
People are reading #2 wrong. She's talking about those douches at clubs on the prowl for "dem fine females".
LetPein
My guess is because 'female' contains the word 'male.' However, female comes from the Latin "Femina," while male comes from the Latin "Mas."
IHAVENIPPLES
The Tinder 9 billion matches is actually possible, if it was 9 billion users different story.
WhateverIFeelLike666
Hell if you count spam accounts then it could be a legit number. God knows those fucks are crawling around
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RunningDoctor
People do use it for relationships. I just had a set of friends get married who met on tinder. And my current serious bf is from tinder.
JeSuisIvre
I actually found lots of guys looking for serious relationships on there.
kexiplex
I could've sworn it was the same guy with three different chicks
Justineer
Well believe it or not, lots of people actually do use Tinder to find more than just hookups.
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Justineer
The idea is that those people found their significant other on Tinder. They're advertising the desired outcome of using the app.
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PatrickPunchhard
The Spain one reminds me of a tumblr I saw saying white people speaking Spanish is cultural appropriation. They didn't know Spain was white.
Kialna
What's funny is that a large part of Northern Europe doesn't consider Mediterranean people as 'white', but as slightly tanned.
dajakers
A lot of of old world racists don't consider Mediterranean peoples white.
gsuscryst
Yeah, I've had some people telling me I "don't look spanish" just because I'm white
SnowMonkeyPlum
Same here. Every single time.
sandybuttcheeks
But on a job application, people from all of Europe, Northern Africa, and the Middle East are considered white.
Kialna
In the US you mean? I can assure you that Northern Africa, the Middle east and certain European areas are NOT seen as white on job apps.
CactusMassage
Off-white
IAmTheAwkwardPenguin
I once dated a guy who insisted he wasn't white because his family was from Portugal. He thought it was in South America.
NGAAHH
He of all people should know?
Neither7
There are some mostly-white countries in South America too
IAmTheAwkwardPenguin
Yeah, he was astoundingly dumb. But I was desperately trying to explain to him that Portugal is very much in Europe.
MyFatherWillHearOfThis
http://imgur.com/dJm7bHW
EvilBrainAngelHeart
Was there a point where aberrant behavior wasn't mocked?
MyFatherWillHearOfThis
No, there was a point during which it wasn't as easy to spread it around the globe for strangers to permanently, openly, and cruelly mock.
MyFatherWillHearOfThis
Like the comments made on embarrassing videos that go along the lines of "I'm glad the internet wasn't around when I was young and stupid."
Bennings
Don't forget idiots saying shit like "This is why we need a new plague!" or whatever.
Flyndaran
No one ever says that kind of BS thinking they would be vicitms of it. Lol, 99% will die, but I'm too awesome to not be the 1%.
itsneverafunnystory
Was all of that just for a tindr ad?!
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crazyhindu
I think thats an after tinder match picture. Not a user
NotReallySureWhatIAmButItsProperlyHuman
I thought it was something about there only being straight couples... But I don't know
TheSolUnit
I'm curious about the same thing, WTF?
cadebot
pic on far left shows girl going in for the kiss, guy doesnt seem to care
sarahkittyy
No I believe it's because tinder is about hooking up, and all those guys look like they are in relationships
imshibagel
Tinder is a hookup app in cali, florida and south carolina. Everywhere else that's not as much the case
TheThrillist
As random as those seem I'm assuming those are just the states you have experienced. I've used in 1 of those and it was pretty evenly split.
atliens27
Friend is getting married to a tinder match next month. I guess it works?
sixsexsix
Or maybe because they're all super attractive? Idk
FlyinHawaiian13
If Tinder is about hooking up there sure are a lot of girls on there saying "not here for a hookup." I must've showed up to the wrong class
doodlesdork
Theres also lots of guys that say that. Its not just a hookup app.
loxus
I thought the pictures is about people who met through tinder?
jessicaryan93
I was thinking maybe it had to do with 9 billion matches? Idk
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0xDEADDEADdotNET
Each person can match more then one person. The upper limit would be 7.3x7.3 million, right?
YarmulkeYarmulkeSexySexy
-1. As in 7.3b less yourself, not minus one on your comment
phoenixx310
Well, each person can match with every other person. I'll admit I have used Tinder for a while now (mostly for laughs) and have 300+ matches
phoenixx310
So, by that math, it would only take 30 million users at 300 matches each to reach 9 billion. (A "match" means both swipe right)
mostlykitties
You can match with multiple people. And I think most people do. It's more looking-for-love-tonight than just looking-for-love.
itsneverafunnystory
Ohhh! Makes sense
TheThingNoNotThatOne
I don't know if that's true, but it's possible - 1 person can get 100 matches, and each one of those people also get 100 matches.
ColinCraig
La Ronde
someswedishgirl
Only 100?!!!
TheSolUnit
I've got 403 matches from tinder right now, and only half of them are sex bots!
SlutForLasagna
#27 is a troll account on Instagram, Uma Kompton. Shes pretty funny
signer94
She's a sewerside survivor
hotpotato666
It's actually someone using a Russian woman's photos and writing the caption, she's asked numerous times for them to stop but they refuse.
ImLaughingButImMad
She's not a troll. Have you ever listened to her music? One of her songs is called 'Abortion Clinic Queen'
Aelinsaar
Most of these are trolls, or just outright faked.
Lolzorski
Yeah, it provides people with something to be upset about. Because there's not enough of that already.
liliputian7
Evidence please
Aelinsaar
See a pic and then text off to the side? Is the text the real "cringe"? Are you sure the person put that up themselves? Or did someone 1
raidleadergutts
Why would you think that's a lie? http://imgur.com/uLCASHZ
Aelinsaar
2 just take a pic of a nutcase, or a bad pic out of context, and added unflattering text? It's absurdly easy to do.
liliputian7
That's not evidence
Aelinsaar
lol
SlutForLasagna
Look up UmaKompton on Instagram...
liliputian7
Hey look one example that's definitely most
RBP91
http://fotoforensics.com/analysis.php?id=d4cf6a5d13f61e518895b4ba4a22d98a49043504.40728
liliputian7
woah holy shit a single example. thank you for proving that most of these images are fake
RBP91
I wasn't trying to prove that most of these are fake, I was really just showing that it's possible to prove with tools like these.
RBP91
Notice that the amount of compression from re-saving is much lower around anything added in post.
INeverReadTheTOS
I eat massive amounts of spaghetti.
Aguynamedcarl
And never forgetti
owenmason
Thank you!
ExplosiveMustache
Thanks
FilthyRedmond
I'll never Forghetti that responsetti
Woodncookies
Thank you
Skittleballs
Look, if you had, one shot Or one spaghetti, to seize every spaghetti you ever wanted...
GraphicsInterchangeFormat
Would you capture it? Or just let it slip? ... His palms spaghetti, knees weak, arms spaghetti. There's spaghetti on his sweater already
AskMeAbout3DPrinting
I can read too
Laffz
I have no idea why, but I just lost it when I read that response. I had about 1000 ideas in my head of what it could be... but not that.
Phenenas
4 stars
bootsirc
Mom's spaghetti?
RockmanModelZ
*Awkward silence*
JapAnus
It ain't no Chef Boyardee raviolli, but it'll have to do.
fakebecauseidontwantpeopletoknow
Now I just want to know what that's zoophile code for.
glutenfreemurderspree
"Thanks to me, you now know the meaning of an obscure word." MRW,
v
FlamingCabbage
Commenting so I can find this glorious gif later.
ilikeblondehair
I saved that under the file name "holy shit"
IHaveAPhrasalUserNameLikeThisOneCauseTheyAlwaysGetTheTopComment
I just love it so much when people get all neckbeardy.
Ubruni
For some reason this reminds me of Ted Cruz
Cynistera
Hirsute is "unwanted male-pattern hair growth on a woman's face, chest, and back".
TheMagicGoat
Well, 'hirsute' itself just means hairy. Hirsutism is unwanted hair on a female. Neither is particularly notable for a cat though.
Bezaid
r/iamverysmart
BanadecCamberbootch
I audibly said "Jesus fucking christ" to that one.
Flyndaran
Obfuscation: willfully obscuring communication via circumlocation or use of jargon. Calling a cat hairy is dumb.
ShearingBlizzard
I can think of a few scenarios where I could use this, thanks.
fenrishero
That was the first gif I favorited. Here's the second, which also applies to that dickhead:
inxfinity
It's just obviously a burgers episode
HavelTh3Rock
It's "ignoramuses", anyway.
juliarobertsvaginadentata
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1IvWoQplqXQ
PrincessAnus
His Latin is also bullshit. Hirsutus is an adj for a hairy PERSON. Specifically a person.
GadenKerensky
Tell me how to favourite that gif.
smogswallowssuns
1.) Click Link http://imgur.com/D348oOc 2.) Press 0 3.) ??? 4.) Profit.
SkyrimForTheDragons
On Android app you long press link and open in browser.
GadenKerensky
... I never knew you could do that.
smogswallowssuns
Now you know. You're welcome.
GadenKerensky
M'Aryan.
yeekee
That gif is resplendent. Do you know what resplendent means?
ChernoGamma
It means you do not simply have a knee-jerk reaction of ZOMG GIF like the ignoramii.
zeskorion
Do i care what resplendent means?
yeekee
if you wear spectacles in the library, you might
DukeDardar
Resplendent - to be attractive and impressive through being richly colourful or sumptuous.
glutenfreemurderspree
Thanks to you, I now know the meaning of an obscure word!
DeathtyOneDeathtyTwoDeathtyThree
^
Justineer
He calls a normal fur-covered animal "hirsute"? "Hirsute" is more well-suited for a hairy-ass human. Cats are furry.
Pootisborn
Either way, who doesn't know what that word means?
somekindafuckingidiot
lol the cringe is coming from INSIDE the thread
icameinlikeafeckingball
Also, my dictionary marks it as ‘literary or humorous’. True mastery of language isn’t just knowing words but understanding when to use them
RedUsagi
Floccinaucinihilipilificatious my freind
Justineer
Precisely. A dictionary can't, or doesn't, always give the appropriate context for words.
BWFeuntaco
So is he
cleavergrill
Why are we not saying female?
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AdrianAmato
I guess bc some people with vaginas are trans men? Idk, even as a trans man I still think of myself as biologically female but I once (1)
PizzaxDealer
Let's just blame tumbr
maniacalmacaroni
This is certainly a poorly worded complaint since female is indeed an appropriate term for people with vaginas, most of the time.
AdrianAmato
dated a trans woman who refered to herself as a 'trans female'. And also a lot of intersex people with vaginas are XY coding due to AIS (2).
tivvybrixx
a cop says "was the suspect male or female" thats fine. its when people are like damn lets find some females and smash. not cool.
soapghost
You find people says females instead of women when the same person calls men, men.
AreThoseMyPants
You can also find people who say males instead of men when the same person calls women women.
soapghost
Haven't come across it personally, but I believe you.
sarabearr
I think it all depends on context
xbxoxy
because people are stupid this days
ToxicPsychotic
I think it's something people associate with neckbeards and pick-up artists.
AutomaticDoggo
I think it's an english language thing to refer to women as female. In french, my language, it's only used to refer to animals
JantherCan
The cringe is that even tho she's not cool with saying "female," she says "people with vaginas". Both are sound derogatory compared to women
laroline
Its because the person is including transgender people as women even though they aren't biologically female
MegaDeuce
It just always sounded wrong to my ear. It conjures up images of a kennel. "Let's go find some females" vs. "Let's go meet some girls"
MegaDeuce
I think because you usually see that term in biology. So you're talking about the females of a species or female hormones.
KtotheUZGandaUn
Because it's sexist, they should be qualified as Apache Helicopters
FlamingCabbage
I guess they mean trans-men...but that doesn't mean women don't exist so I'm like ??? Sex/gender divide again I guess.
Wombatish
It's referring to using "females" pretty sure. As in "where the females at", etc. Whoever included it in the comp probably thought they *c*
Wombatish
*c* were talking about gender vs sex (but female and male are /mostly/ sex-linked words)
IamMelonLordeYaYaYa
I assumed the cringe here was that these ppl with issues were femnazis that found 'fe-male' to be a "lesser" version of male?
whitepolarbear
Because it has the word male in it?
Youhavetobekidding
It sounds fucking weird. No one says female or male casually. 'Oh hey look at those guys' vs Oh hey look at those males.' It's off putting.
batlrar
Hey, look at those walking husks that are predominantly displaying behaviors associated with high levels of testosterone.
ingelri
Because you're a white male and it's the current year, obviously.
PatrickPunchhard
It makes you sound like a ferengi
stabmasterarsondamc
white person?
tarantularaptor
not the hindi slang . star trek reference https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQhsblyahPA
stabmasterarsondamc
ferengi is the word for white people in arabic and that's the only definition i knew for it. don't downvote me trying to get clarification.
FayS0ff
Based on my experience, because it becomes dehumanizing. I had asked a fella to stop being flirtatious with me once, because I couldn't (1)
FayS0ff
tell if he was being serious or not and it was not a road I wanted to travel down later on, and instead of "oh okay" I got- (2)
FayS0ff
"god females are always so fucking uptight" and "why do females always think I'm being serious", among other things. In a second I- (3)
FayS0ff
Went from being the new lady gamer buddy to Uptight Female Bitch, because I had asked him to stop and clarify. So yeah, dehumanization. :p 4
DrPoopyPants
Still missing the point about how being called a female as degrading...
ArtArchive
Replace the word "females" with "women" and it doesn't really come across as any less condescending. Context is the issue.
KeeleonOhms
Are we allowed to call them "women" still, or is that also offensive now?
ButYouAintGotNoLegs
To be safe, you should probably just never talk to or refer to us again. That's the safe bet, until we start taking offense to that too.
cookiecookiecookiecookie
My guess is because 'female' contains the word 'male.' However, female comes from the Latin "Femina," while male comes from the Latin "Mas."
cookiecookiecookiecookie
'Woman' is actually more sexist because it comes from Old English 'wofmin', meaning 'wife of man'.
itisntisit
Well not really because man meant person (like mankind) & the wif bit designated gender. Wer was the male version which survives in werewolf
itisntisit
Over time the werman dropped the wer but the woman didn't. English is a fucking old language and weird shit has happened to it
DrPoopyPants
I'm not sure, but if you refer to people with a penis as "males" you're part of the problem and this needs to stop NOW.
AnnieBahde
Police reports: male. Doctor's notes: male. When you are talking about just a body: male/female. When you refer to a person - man/woman.
DrPoopyPants
I'm going to whole-heartedly disagree with that notion.
iamnotaveryclevergirl
I'm trying to figure that one out too
cleavergrill
I like that we have coordinating usernames.
jocapi
I upvoted him too. Even though I don't think this was a coordinated thing.
iamnotaveryclevergirl
iamnotaveryclevergirl is a female
gradyk
Calling women "females" (or men "males") as a noun is dehumanizing and usually only said by neckbeards. I don't think it's about gender.
pineapplepuppy
I've heard it from ghetto kitchen folk at the restaurant I work at. It definitely was gender specific then.
gopanda
This. Also used by military peeps a lot, and by women if they're putting down other women. Negative connotations all around :/
AreThoseMyPants
Or police reports and such. I do think it has it's place even when talking about people, but in a casual context it's a bit iffy...
AreThoseMyPants
*its. Whoops.
smogswallowssuns
It's quite weird to refer to women as "females" in a casual context. "Hey, look at that female over there." sounds just weird.
Justineer
Women are specifically adult females. I think she's commenting on people assuming that a person identifies as female based on their genitals
liquidbeef
How is it all of these people are assuming I can see their genitals in the first place?
AnnieBahde
Did you not get the x-ray glasses from the magazine? They're $9.99 plus s/h and they're totally worth it. Clears it all up.
TyRISSAsaurusRex
The military made me forget that there were words other than female for women
smogswallowssuns
How so?
chaka808
Exactly. I was looking for this comment. "Female" bleeds over into my civilian convos now.
Anthf
Heard
BlumpkinPie69
Yeah, but on the flip side it sounds weird to say "a woman lawyer" or "a woman police officer." No one says "man lawyer" or "man officer"
BlumpkinPie69
The casual context is definitely weird, though. It's not like women are like "that's a good-looking male"
smogswallowssuns
You say "female lawyer", but not "My lawyer is a female". Sidenote: Now "Female" doesn't sound like a real word anymore...
NastyBuddha
Better then calling females bitches right? Jk I still say bitches because I'm not PC
NastyBuddha
Y'all bitches to sensitive lol
NastyBuddha
*too
smogswallowssuns
"Jk I still say bitches because I'm not PC" - Buddha.
LeatherDaddyFishMan
To be fair, it does say nasty Buddha
PatrickPunchhard
You're such a fucking badass
Zombraina
It's so hipstery. "I refuse to conform to social norms. Disrespect and being an inconsiderate jackass makes me a cooler person."
EmilioThePanda
Depends on context. "That woman teacher/police officer/doctor" etc sounds horribly grammatically incorrect to me
HavelTh3Rock
It's not. I get what you're throwin' out, but, as far as I'm aware, that's grammatically correct.
EmilioThePanda
You wouldn't say "the man teacher/police officer/doctor" though so why say woman? The male/female profession sounds much better
HavelTh3Rock
Well, it may not be socially correct to say it, it might sound awkward, but it's CORRECT, technically. Not saying that I would (1/2)
PatrickPunchhard
Using female as a noun or woman as an adjective is weird. Using female as an adjective or woman as a noun is normal.
soapghost
This is because female is a qualifier in this case, rather than just calling that person 'a female'. A female what? Human. That's a woman.
gradyk
It's using female as a noun that's cringy; the "Are there any females at the party?" usage sounds like something out of Nat Geo.
NateintheNorth
I love me some party females.
PrivateOstrich242
David Attenborough hitting the club
WillJeSuis
Well "Are there any ladies at the party" doesn't sound any better too.
infernoinmyass
so is there a proper way to ask that question?
HavelTh3Rock
"Where the white women at?" How about that?
Youhavetobekidding
Just say women!