comrademittens

33526 pts · December 30, 2012


A birth heralded by a talking swallow, ComradeMittens was born under a double rainbow in a cabin at the top of Baekdu Mountain. Turning winter into spring, the miraculous change of seasons signified to the people that their Dear Leader had been brought into the mortal world to crusade against imperialist oppression and provide true equality for the people. ComradeMittens is pleased by the sight of the color teal and mandates that each follower only wear the chosen aesthetically pleasing color. Great Leader also enjoys curly fries and sleeping in on a rainy morning. http://imgur.com/r7QSNZN

Thanks, friend! It’s mostly her. I’ve learned to accept I married up.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ew.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's not, but fighting a major city with a long history of corruption is nearly impossible. Welcome to Chicago.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

1) was still paying for it; 2) insurance wouldn't cover since they found it; 3) would have to pay even if I forfeited the car on the next.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Meter ran out, booting, towing, and storing. Yeah, even my insurance company was astonished they wouldn't give it with the police report.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Had to pay $1300 in tickets and fines after the car thieves tired of their month long joy ride. That was the worst insult to injury.

10 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

Dream Home is so awesome!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's like winning twice.

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Duh, Jenna. Sparkles died when they forced inoculations. Everything is fine now.

10 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Rabies, yes. Plague, no. It stills crops up from time to time and while the patients have recovered, there's still no cure or vaccine.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Unpopular opinion, but Deadpool ruined the gif for me.

10 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 7

6 is from Gorgeous.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I love the "and there it is" arm when she walks away.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Man, that's going to really smell come spring.

10 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

And British and health problems. Stop trying to kill Pennywise, people!

10 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 0

Dude, Tim Curry. Let's not.

10 years ago | Likes 296 Dislikes 3

Get outta here, December 84! Can't you see this is a January 85 circle jerk!

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

31 two days ago. Additional high five.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

No joke, Korean men judge each other's manliness based on the power of their stream. This is spoofing that.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sure, but as long as the cabin isn't haunted. Not doing that again.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The blanket party is canceled?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

*worv fit

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

The CGI budget was already spent on the enormous blanket and rocks.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

That's actually pretty bad ass.

10 years ago | Likes 176 Dislikes 10

Way ahead of you.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

But seriously, though. You're not a dick and you don't post offensive things. Don't allow petty people to get under your skin.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's been a long day -- I meant they don't deserve the satisfaction from seeing you defeated. Either way, fuck 'em.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You don't owe hypersensitive people who get their panties in a bunch over internet bullshit the satisfaction. I've got your back.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I used to loathe your posts, but I respect you now. You own your shit posts and don't try to pander or change your name. Don't apologize.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Great minds think alike.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0