comrademittens

33526 pts ยท December 30, 2012


A birth heralded by a talking swallow, ComradeMittens was born under a double rainbow in a cabin at the top of Baekdu Mountain. Turning winter into spring, the miraculous change of seasons signified to the people that their Dear Leader had been brought into the mortal world to crusade against imperialist oppression and provide true equality for the people. ComradeMittens is pleased by the sight of the color teal and mandates that each follower only wear the chosen aesthetically pleasing color. Great Leader also enjoys curly fries and sleeping in on a rainy morning. http://imgur.com/r7QSNZN

This is outside the front door of the building I manage

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My wife and I are celebrating our 10-year anniversary. 5 years ago we were married as Heavy and Medic (Team Fortress 2)

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It is my cake day!

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RHM

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This guy's art work is absolutely incredible

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When you thought America couldn't get more American

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My wife and I are attending a wedding and they told us to dress as a bride and groom. How'd we do?

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the picture i message to people when they request nudes

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Thanks, jerk.

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The final image in the back of the Club Nintendo 2016 calendar reminded me of why I'll always love and respect Nintendo

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7 Korean movies to watch on Netflix Instant Queue

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Don't let this happen to you! Talk to your cat about the dark lord before it's too late.

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Can't we just go back to puppies?! For fuck's sake.

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Victorian rush hour, Chicago

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Stay awesome, everyone in user sub keeping something about a dress(es?) off FP

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What I assume my cat's looking at every time she stares off at something behind me

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Why?

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This is where I would put my title, if I had one

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Do. Do. Do. Do do. Do do.

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Kill him.

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Everybody have fun tonight; everybody wing chun tonight.

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I know how much you guys like meal / recipe posts, so I thought I'd share my dinner with you

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Rewatching Batman Begins and was just completely mind blown when I realized both Pee-wee and Simone (Big Adventure) are Mr. and Mrs. Cobblepot

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Looking through the Malcolm in the Middle cast and found this gentle sir

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This house isn't going to clean itself

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Let LNI begin!

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You say I'll hate my subway system after seeing Stockholm's and Moscow? I don't think so... I present you "mine" Pyongyang Metro.

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MRW someone tells me I'm pretty

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Ever wonder if Denise Richards thinks back to Starship Troopers and realizes that was her peak? I do. I think about things like that.

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Back in my day, Power Rangers had to walk 25 miles in the snow to defeat Rita

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70s / 80s NY

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Harrison Ford gives proper reaction to being mind blown

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Down low, too slow

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"Orphan Pygmy Marmoset Loves Being Brushed By A Toothbrush"

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I can show you the woooorrrllldd...

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South Bronx, 1989

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Just realized I missed the 30th anniversary of the theatrical release of The Terminator by 11 days

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Small team of ex-Irrational developers looking to create next Bioshock-esque game, The Black Glove

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Imgur just informed me it's my cake day. I am terribly unprepared, so here's a seizure.

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Let LNI begin!

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Let LNI begin!

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Stumbled upon the best list of relaxing site's the other day; thought someone else could use it

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MRW I'm cleaning apartments (my job), and find a fridge filled with roaches and a heroin needle on the same day

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Let LNI begin!

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I think they're running out of ideas for movies

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Bolo Yeung is looking mighty fine in user sub right now

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TIL Aladdin (Arabian Nights) was actually Chinese

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Imgur talent exchange ... maybe?

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I did my best not to tear up

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MRW David Blaine comes to my house

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I lived in a haunted house

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