burghandi

36735 pts ยท November 6, 2012


and I sat back down and peed myself. Bitch

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

In kindergarten the teacher and teachers assistant were having a convo and I was waiting for them to finish they told me to sit back down

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Bc*

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I could take a guess that she guessed it be they agreed beforehand he'd select someone with a white iPhone with AT&T, the most common object

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

But they'll never let them go extinct if they want their big penises

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How did you recover from failing all your classes?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My name is Tiffany and I'm a bitch

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I LOVED THIS COMMERCIAL AND I DONT CARE WHO KNOWS

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 6

I looked exactly like that in middle school. Self esteem was nonexistent. But that's just me she could be as confident as Beyonce who knows

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

My nearby Planet Fitness does this except the volume gets muted if you pause or stop instead of pausing the actual show.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Teach me how

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The extra letters mean extra pain

10 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

So he doesn't see the ass coming

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You're possibly right in that example but around here your body count also means how many people you've had sex with.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Does everyone speak English there I want to move

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They're called ao dai and I'm going to wear one for my prom!

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I didn't expect Amazonian tribal people to do their eyebrows

10 years ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 2

If you're literally saving lives, I think you should be paid more.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They have the technology

10 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Yeah some CVS's in Boston are doing 2 for $1 as well

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

No I was trying to wipe water off my keyboard and it sent anyways

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Sorry I spilled water on my keyboard. But there's a retractable ramp that's part of the swing on the left

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

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10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Oh my god my heart really hurts so much for you.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 3

What if I just put a bunch of weights in there would it stay up the whole night

10 years ago | Likes 57 Dislikes 0

I wouldn't be okay with scraping off bud off someones head

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

We know what it is here in Boston.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

ass motion

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

$0.99 for iPhone

11 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

I worked at an ice cream store. With my cheap boss that trick would not work with us :(

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0