burgerandy

26015 pts ยท February 10, 2016


30/M/NC Not actually a dick. Ya like jazz? https://youtu.be/GiZPBfPyW5w Take a screenshot of this and make it to the front page, I'll make some shitshow of a project representing the meme of the month and mail it to you.

Saw this just as a left the post and came back to upvote.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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And you beat me to that!

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

And I'm 100% certain that these were people.

9 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 2

I hate this and love this with so much passion at the same time I don't know what to do with the rest of my life.

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Dude! I've been waiting like 15 years for validation of my crush on Fran Drescher!

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I literally just woke the neighbors with my laughing.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Koi, like most pet fish, do not have stomachs. The more they eat, the less efficient their digestion. More info available online.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

First race war, huh?

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

3000kg of endoparasites. Get fucked, lions.

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9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Did anyone else hear the sound effects from Airborne during this?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm pretty sure it would just topple and spin. You'd probably be better off using a motorized track and giving the appearance of the fans on

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As a FIDE title, it stands for International Master. It's a rank below GrandMaster but still extremely prestigious.

9 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

At first I thought this meant 6' tall. And then 6" long. I should just quit dating.

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Cookie Jam: Jam your cookies!

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

"All in favor of banning smoking from the neighborhood because it totally depreciates our home values." - HOA president, probably.

9 years ago | Likes 40 Dislikes 1

Don't watch Tiptoes if you want to continue saying that. Although his performance is the best out the rest of the cast, it's not saying much

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

He must've just left the theater with those beer cans.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

For anyone wondering, the thinking guy is Roll Safe meme; it's named after the character from Hood Documentary in the picture.

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Oh! You, guys!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I went over my data to watch this gif. Well worth it.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I have to prove it's my birthday?! *t-r-I-G-g-E-r-e-D*

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

That... is a fucking masterpiece.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I thought the ending was going to be like, "Even a piece of human garbage like you could find a life filled with love."

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

She didn't like beer. Oh god, I'm an idiot!

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

And working in pizza, a waitress thought she'd get oil out of a new case without asking for help.

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