Genie Bouchard Superbowl bet update:

Feb 16, 2017 4:02 PM

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She was pretty confident Atlanta would win.

Of course the Pats made an epic comeback. Genie was good enough to live up to her end of the bargain.

At the nets game.

Even got a little kiss afterwards.

Success.

Good on Genie for living up to her end of the deal. Apparently she even agreed to a second date.

Always upvote tennis.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

You did good

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 2

There is nothing in this world like blackmailing a beautiful woman into going on a date with you.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

What could have happen if he was not a charming fellow? Would she have agreed for a date? Or she might have agreed and then left him hanging

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

See Matt Ryan didn't choke... he was being the best wingman in the world

9 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0

Damn...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

...and of course he turns out to be a really really ridiculously good looking guy.

9 years ago | Likes 145 Dislikes 1

beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 6

i bet before she agreed, she check to see how she looked.

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

That's a $4500 purse...Don't ask how I know

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

What bet did she lose for the second date?

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Wow they are both so beautiful!

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

He's actually in her league. What do you fucking know about that!

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

SHE got a kiss

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

That kiss - she looks like her grandpa just tried to slip her the tongue.

9 years ago | Likes 121 Dislikes 6

Haha.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Joe Biden is her grandpa?

9 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 2

Fair dues, would of Been more impressed if the guy was a massive nerd

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 2

Genie Genie..

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

Damn daniel

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Sooo... Here you call her "Genie" and not Eugénie... I just learned something.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

She goes by Genie. That is also her Twitter name. I know her name is actually Eugenie but she doesn't appear to be a fan.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Because she hates her french canadian roots, she even gives herself a stupid fake accent when she speaks french.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Because she hates her french canadian roots. She even gives herself a stupid fake accent when she speaks french

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

probably doesn't hurt that he is gorgeous

9 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 2

shallow

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

He was a boss and she was cool to take the bet. She lucked out because he seemed normal. Not just some internet troll or dick.

9 years ago | Likes 368 Dislikes 5

At some point she tells him something, and you can read his lips saying "yeah I know that" with this arrogant tone. I LOL.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 21

Most people are actually normal. It's TV/Media/etc that want us to think the world is full of freaks. They're just over-represented in TV.

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9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

If the majority of people were more than a standard deviation from normal there would be a statistical anomaly.

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

I might be more than a standard deviation removed from normal to have made that comment.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Nah, standard deviation jokes are hot right now.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It's actually because we hang out on Imgur :D

9 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 2

I would say the internet in general. iRL most ppl are normal, but in the internet so many people have an douche altar ego.

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9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I would say the internet in general. iRL most ppl are normal, but in the internet so many people have an douche altar ego.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

I would say the internet in general. iRL most ppl are normal, but in the internet so many people have an douche altar ego.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

so true! And half the problem because in RL they wouldn't say boo to a goose. (Old expression).

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If he was unattractive people would have thought this was creepy

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R A P E

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k

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 5

I'd say more pathetic than creepy...but yea, Rule #1

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Creepy is code for unattractive.

9 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 1

no it's not! That's just an excuse if you're creeping people out

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

It's possible to be attractive and creepy sure, however, people will use the word creepy to mean unattractive.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I think it also helped that the guy is hot as fuck (no homo)

9 years ago | Likes 67 Dislikes 5

so just say "as hot as her". They look like a good match. Without captions I wouldn't have guessed there were special circumstances to this.

9 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 1

'I really like banging guys, but I am not into that gay stuff.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

But you have to tell everyone you are not gay by saying no homo.

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

Once I forgot, now I am gay forever.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Even with some booze, she does not seem so thrilled with cheek kiss

9 years ago | Likes 42 Dislikes 6

I think it's more the fact it's staged for a picture.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Haha. It does look awkward. She did agree to a second one so maybe it wasn't so bad.

9 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 1

If you refer to what she is holding. Thats a water bottle.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I think that's the sarcastic "just get this over with" picture face. I make that face in most photos.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Straight dude here...I think he's more attractive than her. There, I said it.

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 4

agreed.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm sorry? She is gorgeous. He is good looking. Both are attractive. I'm not sure where I'm going with this, but I don't like your comment.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

...got some news for ya, buddy...

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

She's got too much chin and I prefer brunettes. :shrug:

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

fair enough

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Wonder if she would have gone through with it if he was a 20 stone, neckbeard, fedora wearer.

9 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 4

If I buy a fedora, I can take my a shot at next year's Superb Owl! Take her to Tim Hortons, then off to my place to roll up D&D characters!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

She said something about how she didn't see any picture of him because his Twitter profile pic was Tiger Woods lol

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

unlikely that they would be watching the superb owl

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No, and no one would ever blame her.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Uhh, why not? Backing out of a bet after going through all that trouble?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well people are allowed preferences...

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

If she fancied him why rely on a bet to go out with him

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Only 20 stones? He must've just started his rock collection yesterday.

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Well played.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thank you

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The chances of this random guy being just as good looking as her... how tf did this happen.

9 years ago | Likes 51 Dislikes 1

Karma

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Do you think she actually agreed to it before looking to see what he looked like?

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

It's ok - I have no idea who Genie Bouchard is anyway...

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This counts as "good looking" on imgur? Geez.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 44

Who do you count as good looking? Just curious. I think the dude is pretty damn attractive, at least face-wise.

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9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

idk, but that's a pretty average face for where I live. sure he looks tidied up for the date.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 10

So you live in Cali?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

True. Him being tidied up and having a flattering haircut helps a lot.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

to be honest, this reminded me I really need to trim my beard

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 5

At least he wasn't a total creep. That would have been awkward.

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yeah, lucky he was not a creep who would take pictures of the hole thing and put on the internet... ... ...

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Would have been so much better for m'lady.

9 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

M'upvote

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I bet he had to sign a bunch of agreeements. One being that he not be a creeper.

9 years ago | Likes 165 Dislikes 2

How do you know he wasn't a creep? Ohhhh you mean 'ugly'.

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

Are you just saying that based on his looks?

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Fat 50 year old man wearing nothing but a bathrobe...

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Pretty sure she wouldn't have said sure if she didn't think he was attractive to begin with

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Oh but for the sake of the cringe...

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

He seems way too close for an unknown person, & she seems uncomfortable. Could be my awkward perspection.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

I'd bet it never would have happened if he wasn't attractive too.

9 years ago | Likes 301 Dislikes 17

Even still...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

In interviews beforehand she said she had no idea what he looked like when she agreed since his profile was a pic of Tiger Woods.

9 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 2

or so I read 5 seconds ago

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Can anyone give me context to my comment, as I commented drunk and have no idea why this has 4 upvotes? Thanks.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yelp there my chances.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

In interviews beforehand she said she had no idea what he looked like when she agreed since his profile was a pic of Tiger Woods.

9 years ago | Likes 166 Dislikes 2

Oh. Well, that's good.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Shh... don't stop the niceguy's circlejerk.

9 years ago | Likes 68 Dislikes 9

That is awesome. She seems like she will enjoy it though

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#Neverforget

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Not attractive = creep, yeah dating is so fun for guys too...

9 years ago | Likes 118 Dislikes 12

Hooray for everyone being treated equally like creeps if they aren't attractive!

9 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 2

Tell me 'bout it, yo

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

I am a guy. Not attractive not a creep. I guess I see your point about judging a book but it's cover. Sorry not sorry

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 4

Trust me, Immature women think ugly=creep. They've actually done studies about this. Ever noticed the bad guys on TV are always ugly?

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Ex. Attractive guy puts arm around girl on date it's cute. Ugly guy does the same exact thing and it's "creepy"

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

Attractive hacker inserts themself into my porn collection Dobler, unattractive person Dahmer.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

same goes for sexual harassment

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Look at it with another perspective. Swap "Attractive guy" with "Guy she's attracted to" and "Ugly guy" with "Guy she's not attracted to".

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

its the same perspective. attractive and ugly are subjective, though we do have certain societal standards on top of that. I

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

my point is the manner with which the same action is treated based on attractiveness to the individual.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Ugh... Why am I so ugly

9 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 1

We were all just asking that same thing.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I bet you're not.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

You'd lose that bet.

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I am, my wife isn't though. Women aren't as concerned with looks as men

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

We are not and I highly doubt you are ugly.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

lol bullshit, no woman replies to my messages on tinder or dating sites

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

well if you ugly, broke and not funny...you're screwed.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm not broke and I think I'm funny...but how do they know that?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Who the fuck wears a big, furry coat other than a 1920's oil baron's mistress?

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That thing is awesome! Where do I get one?

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http://imgur.com/T22gURW.gif

9 years ago | Likes 100 Dislikes 0

I got my big fake fur coat from my mum's consignment store. I used to sing this working there all the time. lol

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Haha she looks Cruella DeVil

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

with open shoes

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Oh wow, where's the triple-upvote button?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Lmao so descriptive

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

she does. theres a picture of it right up there man

9 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 1

Oil barons

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

also you would think court side seats would come with coat check

9 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 1

Maybe kept in case she got chilly? Or wanted to bail?

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

or give kanye a run for his money

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Pimps

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When you wanna look sexy but don't wanna freeze

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Thought it looked awesome! I love vintage, but I still hope the fur is synthetic. (Looks that way on the close-up.)

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Your mom.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Vin diesel in triple x

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Fashion forward people. As seen on Rihanna, Gaga, etc.

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 5

*rich people

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

More like *rich-looking people, but yeah I agree. Looks flamboyant af.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Genie Bouchard

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

And he shows up in jeans and a hoodie.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

He's dressed appropriately for a basketball game.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah, for watching the game at the bar, not for where he sat at the game.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'll put it this way, he is dressed more appropriately than she is.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Bat-shit crazy Greek women. Apparently it's very much in style there in Athens.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Fashion

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

They are in fashion right now.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I would say because it's comfortable, but she wears high heels in that picture.. so ditch that.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It would be a shame if someone poured buckeys of fake blood as she left Burlington Coat Factory

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's called fashion, mom.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Did she skin a wampa?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Someone who is attractive and wealthy enough to wear whatever tf they want

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Doesn't make it any less tacky.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well said, Sebastion! Well said!

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

That's lambs wool. Ultra soft stuff.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Then it's definitely on my list of things to touch!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sorta. That's a hide. Wool means it's been sheared off.

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Yes!

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I am legit a dog walker with a hug black (fake) fur coat that drags behind me. I like to pretend I'm Cruella instead of just queen of dogs

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I do because I'm a dog walker in New England and I got it for free and it's fake fur. I make sure the dogs know their next if they act up.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

*they're

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I love you.

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I love you too

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Who goes on a date wearing jeans?!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Most guys especially to a basketball game

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Genie Bouchard. Duh.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Jon Snow

9 years ago | Likes 51 Dislikes 1

Eh, what does he know..

9 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

how to munch ginger minge

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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lol canadians

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saww-ry. :(

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Its called being prepared! Geeesh!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

So many beaver pelts

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's fucking cold up here! What do you want from me!!

9 years ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 1

I want to live with you, darn it! (Sorry not sorry)

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Get yourself a canada goose like the rest of us!

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 3

That shit's expensive!

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

My uncle managed to get a flock to raise from government. Can't be that bad

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You need to send Tom Brady a thank you card.

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He needs to send the referees a thank you card.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

You mean that he needs to send the referees a thank you card.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

send it to the illuminati instead

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

You misspelled Refs

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 5

Ugh OKAY MOM

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

*bill

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

haha! Indeed!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Better yet send his offensive line a thank you card.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why not the Patriots? Its not like he did EVERYTHING on his own.

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

I'm pretty sure defense holding the falcons to 7 points in the second half had something to do with it

9 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

He should send a thank you card to Kyle shanahan for choking

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

He should send Kyle Shanahan a thank you card for the second worst play call in Super Bowl history

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

just a thank you card? Deals like that normally involve a soul, someone's first born, or a short stint of eternity in hell

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Don't forget to include that thank you for blowing 3 quarters, multiple ref assists, and a nonlegit touchdown at the end, but fuck it right?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Or the falcons

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Or the Falcons defense

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Just make sure it's not all sticky

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Are "Thank You Strippers" a thing? Because he needs to send him so much more than a card.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Tom only wins in life

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

But he's a dick. I wouldn't call that winning.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 10

Downvote me all you want. He's still a dick.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If they get married Tom has prima nocta privileges.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Her bolt-ons look ridiculous. Only in a world where facades matter would those tits need an upgrade.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 6

I'm so bad with football I kept thinking "why is she married to tom Brady?". I grew up in Texas too...I think I might be retarded.

9 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

Yep, Texas

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Just give him a high five. he can't ever seem to get one.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

this

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I would like it if it was me but John definitely needs to send Tom something if he hasn't already.

9 years ago | Likes 1387 Dislikes 4

a deflated thankyou balloon?

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

Or take Tom Brady out for a Date, too

9 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

That's the first step to a Gisele threesome

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I already sent Tom a thank you card with an angry dick pic(from a seahawks fan)

9 years ago | Likes 79 Dislikes 0

Go Hawks!

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I imagined a penis with those cartoon angry eyebrows

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Right!?! I was sitting here wondering what constitutes an angry dick pic??? I guess I don't want to know.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Why not a happy dick? And how was your genitalia angry? So many questions

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Go Hawks!

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

My Hat is older than your teams fan base.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sorry about our mom

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Should've RUN it over to his house, eh?

9 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 0

As a Pats fan, this comment pleases me thoroughly haha

9 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

I like most people am not a fan of the Patriots. HOWEVER, as a Packer fan, thanks for beating them!

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Why do you hate the Seahawks?

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This game only works if you're attractive.

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bwahahahahaha.......

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Most games work better if you are attractive, just a fact of human nature.

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

And have money. Hot but broke af? Nope.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

or not married

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Oooo...that username.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And have enough money for a "good date"

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Like with Yanet Garcia

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Wanna bet? We go on a second date if I'm right (i.e. you happen to like my ugly ass face).

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Game on

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Same question. Do you consider you looks affect your life and opportunities regularly?

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Rules 1 and 2

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Or rich

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This.

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Hello fellow ugly-as-fuck Imgurians. Shalt thou crieth with me?

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Is this real? Like do you look at yourself with level of sadness? I would love to understand that.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I would, but the acid that melted my face also burned my tear ducts shut

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

I would but I'm trying to save the moisture

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I shall. We shall. All the tears.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

hahaha if you meant me, i don´t think im ugly, i just got that feeling from this post.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Chill, you just have to wait until someone steps on a turtle

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

You don't have to be attractive occasional workouts, hygiene, and the right attitude will get you far more than you think it would.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

Truth.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

1) have a great attitude )2 Maintain for attitude 4) be on time 5) be prepared. Life tip from someone who has it figured out.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Occasional??

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Haha yeah I was gonna say...he ain't the ugliest dude in the world.

9 years ago | Likes 98 Dislikes 3

Neither is Eugenie Bouchard...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He cute

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

probably stepped on a turtle

9 years ago | Likes 53 Dislikes 1

oh i got that reference

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Eyyy there it is! I just read that, which makes this funny and not a completely bizarre turn of phrase

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

He's better looking than her, in my opinion. And she's attractive as well, so that's saying a lot.

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He's way better looking.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

But bewbs

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Boobs generally aren't a plus if you're attracted to men.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's much harder if you're not attractive,like me. I work hard to be charming, witty, and stimulating to ladies,when I'm not an asshole

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 3

The language used is a little off the message .Invest in yourself. Find something you are interested. woman will find you interesting.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The goal is finding a way to include the right kind of stranger in your life. A relationship is 50% shared interest. Or debate on why not

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Or get court side tix.

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It's the nets, they probably got paid to sit courtside.

9 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

she got the tickets and flew him out

9 years ago | Likes 125 Dislikes 0

That's fucking baller

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Who stepped on the turtle ???? here?

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 2

Me too. Me too. So excite.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

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Me too. Me too. So excite.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

His profile picture was Tiger Woods. She had no idea. Deal with it.

9 years ago | Likes 87 Dislikes 27

I dealt it and I felt it

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Who doesn't scroll through the photos

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

He got a second date...

9 years ago | Likes 59 Dislikes 6

Just because you're shallow doesn't mean she is. There's no actual way to tell why exactly she agreed to a second date.

9 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 20

LMFAO! xD

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

If that helps you sleep at night

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 5

Duck, the guy is just saying it helps that he's attractive. Do you really think that's untrue. That it helps?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

And you're pretendious

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Why did that upset you? Want understand how you end up calling a stranger pretentious?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

it's true, there's no actual way to tell. but him being good looking doesn't really hurt.

9 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 4

You're right, but these guys think that everyone is like them and cares only about appearance.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 9

If she agreed to a second date it sounds like it's no longer for the bet. Good on him

9 years ago | Likes 3404 Dislikes 13

He's younger and she had to buy his plane and NBA tickets. Notta chance. She might use him for camera time, but he's outta his league. $$$$$

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 5

At work we were talking about that and someone said he did get a 2nd date. I haven't looked it up, but it'd be really good on him if he did.

9 years ago | Likes 103 Dislikes 0

Well...it'd be a little fucked up to say no when you know millions of people are going to watch that.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Him: "Bet you a second date the sun goes down tonight." Her: "...You're on."

9 years ago | Likes 71 Dislikes 0

Him: "Bet you a third date you'll take this bet." Her: "You're on..wait."

9 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

buzz means money

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Exactly. Ever think they already knew each other and it is a publicity stunt?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They actually make a cute couple

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

She agreed to a second date

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Lucky bastard

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

They look like brother and sister... ew. I'm also jealous.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 3

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

people don't date down... just up or across

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

How does one person date up if the other isn't dating down?

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

up relative to your perceived attractiveness of yourself

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

That's how I got mine! Hooray for having a girlfriend with crippling low self-esteem!

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

It would be pretty funny if they ended up getting married. I doubt that will happen but I wasn't sure the first date would happen either.

9 years ago | Likes 1246 Dislikes 8

If they get married that'd be fucking amazing.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

v

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

If they get married, will you go on a date with me?

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Omg this would be the most epic thing ever. IMAGINE IN A FEW HUNDRED YEAR'S TIME, ALL MARRIAGES ON EARTH WILL HAVE STARTED FROM THIS CHAIN.

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 3

Marry me if this happens?

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Imagine if some evil time traveller tries to erase history by changing the result of the game once that gets invented 1/2

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Or you know just shoot Genie in the head that would work too and not be as complicated

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I see a movie plot. Sounds like something with Adam Sandler and Drew Barrymore from 15 years ago.

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

either that or "Win A Date with Tad Hamilton"

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wasn't that the movie where she lose her memory every day or something like that?

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

40 first dates, One of Sandler's better films.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

50.... Just... Erm.. it's one movie title you can't say quickly as it'll sound like a different film..

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0