bshens

67 pts ยท March 17, 2014


This would almost be halfway believable except the part where there's a banker and doctor in 43 bc.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Where did you get.... ANY of these awful guides? Which one is funnier - the rape victim doing a planche or a loli doing One Inch Punch?

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Police no longer have patience to be told they can't do anything, by anyone, no matter how illegal. Tell them they can't and they will.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm still trying to figure out what part of this takes four years. A pack of filthy activists fixed a big French clock in six months once.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You make food that looks like that and freeze it? Were you kicked in the head by a cow as a child?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I'll never forgive Mad Max for not casting Buckethead. Even friggin Power Rangers movies get Buckethead but Mad Max gets some trash instead.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Modern technology plus overcrowded impoverished nation equals meat grinder

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

As a fencer, I refuse to use the word "outwit" to describe the preposterous lawless horseshit going on in foil these days.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Do you have any idea how long the American courts would take to decide if such a bizarre use of force was justified? Gimme a break.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 4

He's saving a space for somebody else, duh.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I've always wondered how it actually goes over, telling workers that you're taking their stools away. These are already a real product.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This guy. Great vodka at perfectly fair prices. I'll bet the CEO of Smirnoff doesn't order their own disgusting product.

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

I hate Sacto so much. I just gotta drive through it briefly later today and I'm bummed even about that.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Looks like the government wants the streets left only to serious combatants. They scared the pants off some soft targets to send a signal.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

An exceptionally suave way to avoid poking her with his boner.

8 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 1

It's not the manual labor, it's the part where even today the rate of lung disease among coal miners is shocking. It's a deadly, toxic job.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

Diamond mines yes, and rare earth mineral mines, and fisheries in Indonesia and Hong Kong. Not coal though, there's not enough money in it.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

In this 3D printing era, anybody can duplicate a hot pill shape (and color) within days of it breaking out. But these oldies? Everywhere.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

In Chico, MJ is a currency. Most auto mechanics accept it.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

So are you on the East Coast or just some spraytan shithole like Santa Barbara...

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

We're all just staying comfortable until the end, planned or unplanned. Chin up. Stay comfortable.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Duh. They changed it so everybody can make new ones now. It's a living community, not a museum.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That last one? I'd tell you that. My cat's chair is gross. It was tolerably gross when I first picked it up off the curb.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's adorable they fell for that "scopolamine" trash. Sorry I emptied your bank account last night hubby, I was under mind control drugs!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If you get yourself a "food mill" you can skip the blanching and the food processor (and CLEANING the food processor)

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Good try but it's the same company.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I accidentally spooked my puppy with the flash once and six years later he still won't look directly at a smartphone.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The kid's 1, right? I guess I don't know when people usually wean.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Italy wants to jail parents for 4 years if they don't feel their kids.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0