Nelliepoo
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help me find this fucking neighborhood. They're handing out expensive drugs like candy and I'm going to a concert next month.
May 12, 2017 2:31 PM
Nelliepoo
372413
11113
320
help me find this fucking neighborhood. They're handing out expensive drugs like candy and I'm going to a concert next month.
lizardsarecreepy
A kid wouldn't even keep an ecstasy pill in their mouth. That stuff literally tastes like baby shit
dangerbrennan
Minions shaped ecstasy were one of the best pills I've ever done
jathi
OP at that concert
BeeCups
I call them groovybears
Volimar
I think maybe it might be a case of a kid stealing them from a parent and sibling and sharing with friends.
motherfuckinmoonmoon
Yeah, where are all of these free drugs that everyone is so freaked out about?
Gatoechado
I grow up in a marginal and dangerous neighborhood in the 80s and nobody offered me free drugs ever!
sausageseeker
As a kid I definitely thought I was going to be offered way more free drugs than I am.
Dirt973
It would be hard not to try one..
theycallmeronswanson
itstyko1er
My favorite dance the caterpillar
TenaXiousB
rawrhayyyley
letsstealahouse
Someone from my home town just posted a pill in an easter egg with the same fucking shit... It was heart medication. Fake ass bitch.
NamelessAndrew
Seriously? If someone gives you this many free ecstasy pills you better be fucking grateful.
IAMSRC
I can give you are these chewable Prozac. Your choice. Manic Depressive Mouse or the Bluebird of Unhappiness.
stabthecrab
In school I thought I'd be offered free drugs daily, constantly fighting off dealers trying to get me high. Still waiting for that to happen
svoboda015
что за хуйня?
Thatoneguywithskin
Those bad boys can go for 30 a pop, not that I'd know that.
PubstarHero
You're getting ripped off if you pay that much. Not that I'd know that either.
Thatoneguywithskin
Well that's why you don't buy at club prices. You sell at them! Not that I would know.
RelatedSimpsonsPicOrGif
ChickenSirloin
Looks exactly like 'It'll Do' in Dallas, TX
Skizzlesnap
I always thought those warnings were bullshit. Ain't nobody giving out good drugs for free to kids.
Munchman347
This comes from people who have no connection to drug culture, just like 'Reefer Madness'...
Berberer
Except to get kids hooked and then get customers!
Skizzlesnap
I was never offered free drugs unfortunately.
rshini
makes no sense. kids likely at max have twenty dollars a month IF they get allowances, drugs like MDMAs go for a lot more, no profit in it.
DeathclawSanctuary
A pill is 3-5 bucks where im from...
alsoAzrael
Not sure it's worth it getting a new customer if all they can get you is $20 a month.
pube
I remember my dad telling me not accept temporary tattoos as a kid because they might be laced with LSD.
PubstarHero
I remember my dad telling me how he met god on acid. We had very different parents.
minibarbs
I'm like 90% sure that's actually candy I'm pretty sure I've had candy like that before it's like sweettarts
Northyy
They're called Pink Teddy's, and they are E's.
Northyy
Why do i know? Cos i've purchased some.
Belzuboss
yea, ive had sweattart bears too.
diregamer
Maybe could be vitamins
snailmore
Yeah I was thinking vitamins. I oddly remember their taste from my childhood just by looking at the photo. Yum.
lulurafa
Chalky
neonoptic
It's definitely vitamins. I hope and pray imgur is "missing the joke" on purpose.
lordofthedice
I think most of us are more concerned about the fact that we've seen these before and are trying to remember what they are.
minibarbs
Of course we are we're not stupid
TheLizardMenControlTheGovernment
Remember kids, drugs are expensive, if someone offers them to you accept and bring them to your parents to enjoy
cajuninjun
my parents legit told me this when I was around 13-14, as I got older and partied more i'd get unknown pills i'd bring them home to identify
skelitor120
More facebook scare tactics
WordOfGod
Just out of curiosity, how much do you pay for one xtc pill in the States?
Nelliepoo
Yeah- the last time I got any (which was about 10 years ago), it was $20/ pill and damn good stuff.
DrWhosInMyButt
About tree fiddy
DelicateMenstrualQueef
On Imgur, this is the correct answer to any question regarding quantity or amount.
dontcallmeplath
I've paid anywhere from 8-20/pill. But obviously the price goes down as quantity goes up (and quality goes down).
drasparagus
IME, generally $20-25 ea for small quantities...depending on the area. And, quality is always suspect no matter the price.
iMuteMorons
Really? I've always thought they were 10/pill? Changes a lot based on potency, though...
TwoVhsCopiesOfGoodfellas
EACH?! Back when the mad clean green lacoste were going around they were being had in Ireland for €5 each. Rocket fuel they were
Dinnerbird
When someone offers you drugs, say yes. Drugs are expensive.
rshini
But test first, to make sure it's not cut with something hinky. There's some really nasty additives out there.
ThatsMadTed
Don't buy drugs. Become a popstar and they give urn to you for free!
Gatoechado
and if you don't use drugs you always can sale them to your friends in school!!
WholesomeRuler
Yes please*. At least be respectful to someone that nice!
Dinnerbird
You're absolutely right.
Soach88
The only Drug I ever got for "free" was mj and only because I would cook beforehand
IAmCodyProbably
Same but it's cause my buddy was such a generous host.
porkrill
SwagicalYololord
One of my very first college parties, some stranger just randomly handed me something that looked like a sweet-tart.
Valkyr1987
Technically you were paid for services rendered
Soach88
True
Shkolnikoff
You misspelled cock
CheeseIsNaturesFudge
Mango juice?
brianthecoder
You fucked Spiderman's wife?
Soach88
I wish
bshens
In Chico, MJ is a currency. Most auto mechanics accept it.
Soach88
Yeah the same for most chefs I know
OddlyPacific
Cars on Craigslist for $420 or $215 all over butt county
ratfaceddog
Mari Juana?
Soach88
Yup Marijuana
ratfaceddog
One word, two initials, then? Weird.
ghostanom
Marry Iguana?
UnremarkablyInteresting
You sure you got Magic Johnson for free? Cause there maybe some hidden costs....
relaxyobatty
Jreami
Mouthjob?
Soach88
Marijuana
rbudrick
Michael Jackson.
Arcian
Mike Wazowski
ImPickleRRRRRRiiiiiiccccccckkkkkk
Put that back where it came from, or so help me!
StarPal
Michael Jordan.
ChipCSkyrocket
Mary Jane Parker
Nigthshadow
Mick Jagger
fairybug
Food or other drugs?
CapnJackSparrow
Most likely munchies kinda food
WrongUn
Alright, Heisenberg
Soach88
Food I was a chef
fairybug
Cool!
Dannytraxis
These are 'pink teddies' obvious, I know, but they have to be hands down the best pill I've ever had, so be gratefull kids
Eunjae
Those look like very poor quality presses. Don't joke about bad drugs. There's probably a lot in there but not MDMA.
RoutemasterFlash
Lol, someone thinks you can gauge the purity of ecstasy by the 'quality of the press'.
BenedictSycamore
Agreed. Got a hold of them in Nottingham, had an incredible night and next to no comedown.
bshens
In this 3D printing era, anybody can duplicate a hot pill shape (and color) within days of it breaking out. But these oldies? Everywhere.
planetbullshit
Right?? These things are amazing
mokisaur
I thought the mitsubishi ones were supposed to be the best
mokisaur
dayum. idk since i've never taken any (sadly, dont have any connections) but that was just what i read. what are ones to avoid for sure?
DeafDesertRat
Bitches baked bad batches'a 'Bishis, broiling brains of bois, babes, and boys. Happened in the early 00s in FL, I know for sure.
governmentgavemeagun
If I remember right, there was a bad batch, killed some people. Hearsay only, though
NoWisdomWithoutRegret
Wait, this is actually real and not just scare lore?
hadtochangemyusernamesomyhusbandwouldntfigureitout
I highly doubt someone is "handing" this stuff out regardless of what cute shape or pretty color they made it into.
NoWisdomWithoutRegret
You're probably right.
rekcilthis1
MDMA will often come shaped like sweets, but this is so they can exchange hands without drawing suspicion. Getting hooked without your (1
rekcilthis1
2) knowledge is extremely difficult, and that goes the same for children.
Dannytraxis
Ye this is very much real. It isn't a scare lore as such because the only way a child can get ecstasy is if they intend to obtain it
ratfaceddog
Then, wouldn't that mean it IS scare lore?
IllegalDuckling
Why does someone give out expensive drugs to people they don't even know? If that isn't charity, I don't know what is.
RoutemasterFlash
Pretty sure no-one ever does that outside of the fevered imaginations of cops and DARE campaigners.
SlammingItUp
Yeah, because drug dealers are totally going to give expensive drugs to kids as a cruel joke, instead of selling it to their customers
Berberer
...Okay, the reason drug dealers give free drugs to kids? TO MAKE MORE CUSTOMERS!
Vambee
....except it wouldn't make more customers, it'd just get them arrested. (Although any dealer dumb enough to do that was gonna be anyway.)
AlkeneThiol
That doesn't happen though because kids don't have enough income to buy drugs regularly. It makes zero sense.
Berberer
Well, you never know. Offer drugs to a rich kid with a good allowance...
rshini
elementary school kids rich enough to buy MDMAs tend to go to fancy schools with security to keep 'riff-raff out'
KlatnYelox
And 'riff-raff' on the inside that look just like the rest selling small scale shit to people like addies.
PastaMeCrazy
If my friend gives me 300$ worth of ecstasy.. I'm keeping it.
RoutemasterFlash
I used to get 3 for £10 off this one guy, and they were fucking strong. Good times.
Zakn3fein
Thats 200$ worth, are you buying for 30$ a pill? You need a new dealer, or order via dark web like I do, much cheaper.
HuxleysValve
Hate to be a bearer of bad news but for $20 a pill your getting ripped off. Here I n holland prices are usually $5 a pill.
Zakn3fein
Prices will fluctuate based on location. However I am super jealous :(
kdm36
Max 5 bucks haha you fools :D
letsstealahouse
If anyone knows how much it is in Denver... I definitely, absolutely, positively do not want them to post it in direct reply to this post.
DeathclawSanctuary
Thats like 30 bucks in Belgium
bshens
So are you on the East Coast or just some spraytan shithole like Santa Barbara...
WrongUn
You pay $30 a pill??? Damn, glad I don't live in your corner! Anything over £10 here and Id expect a free blowjob
spookyjeff
Well, if someone is giving you free drugs, they probably aren't the drugs they're telling you they are.
DoctorGoldfish
Is this how they test them out? I know nothing and I've been curiously reading through the comments.
spookyjeff
I was thinking more along the lines of roofieing someone by just giving them the pill.
keoghberry
10 pills is €100 on this side of the pond. Maybe €80 if the guy is sound.
Flowmeyo
Ireland to the max
justasmallgiraffe
Irish?
HKSpooks
Sounds like he is
imispeledmyusername
That's only about $50 of extacy at a push
Damienlikesdinos
You can buy it by the gram for $70 here
parttimebombtech
Spoken truer than ever
Glittershart
God damn bro, where do you live?????????
ehhh
he lives in high school
Mcilroy
Or your a hippy and run into the right crowd at the entrance of a concert
SwagicalYololord
Lol here come all the Imgur drug users crawling out of the woodwork to talk about drug prices again.
Jimbotron4000
5 euros per pill in the netherlands. So 50 for 10 pills. Damn its cheap here
eltoro215
Shops have em?
SirSastonSquatch
Nah, but they make a ton of them here.
drbeavi5
Can get them cheaper if you buy off the internet.
DoomGuysCousinKenneth
Probably cause most pills are made in the Netherlands lol.
SalisburyShuffle
Where are ecstasy pills like this anymore? All I've seen in a few years is mdma crystal.
drbeavi5
I get my drugs off the internet, plenty of pills available *best prices come from Amsterdam and Germany.
BarmanderG3722
Ive been getting blue Gameboys that are so detailed its rediculous
WrongUn
Fairly frequent in Europe. Get yourself to a festival
Shultspoo
President Obama looked cool but sucked.
MichaelScar
Same, I remember getting little marios and luigis in High School, ever since it's been crystals or powder.
WhatTheFunkBro
10 pills are 300 where you are? Fuck thats expensive, its usually 10 where im from
Sweetnlowdaddy
$5 for me and gel caps so can see what's in them, top quality.
Seraphcomb
5€ a pill in the Netherlands, straight up MDMA 20€/gram
HerpesFree
Tenner a pill in England
rushingnothing
That must be some piss poor shit with the shortest of highs.
TastyTacoNinja
20 near me
shmekie
Depends how good they are
Iwastherewhenithappend
I pay 3,50€ where i'm from??
itstyko1er
20 near me
BoredSpaghettiMan
In England?!!! Where do you live?
itstyko1er
U.S
skeltal
Damn I'm in the US and theyre $10 here (or they were 10 years ago last I did one)
elementofdisaster
10$ a cap for MDMA in Montreal. I get a discount if I buy 10 or more. :)
MyOriginalUsernameWasTakenSoIHaveToDealWithThis
$40 a cap in NZ :(
methamphetamemez
My mates payed 80
hoggyrs
Fiver for 1 in Ireland
zomnoms
I was going to say the same. They're cheap.
LandoCalrissiano
Those bears look like euros, they go for about 15-20 in la. Some people sell em for more because they always claim they hit like quad stacks
LowerLands
Had these before, fucked me up, got them about £7 each
Airbear360
I can see it by purchasing pills. My advice is get a g for like 100-130 and split it up yourself. Waaay cheaper
AccountCreatedToUpvoteDogs
So that it goes from a possession to a distribution charge? No thanks.
Airbear360
Not sure how it would change anything since 10 pills should contain a G anyway. 100mg per pill is pretty normal.
AccountCreatedToUpvoteDogs
Because cops are assholes and have charged people with distribution just for having Ziploc bags on them.
Imthinkingmaybe
Damn that's more than I've seen paid
MichaelScar
Fuck pills, buy the pure mdma crystals and shove em up your butt. You'll be rolling for days.
GunnersMateFirstClassPhillipAsshole
https://media2.giphy.com/media/12w34itb881DDW/giphy.gif
AmArschdieRaeuber
you get a g for 50 arround here and 200mg pill for 5
FriendlyNeighbourhoodCanadian
Lol g's are 50 here.
LifeWithoutMadnessIsMundane
This.
sikzik
Then rail that shit so it feels like a spikes going thru the back of ur skull
thelittlecalum
railing MDMA is such a waste. parachutes all the way
sikzik
Agree to disagree pal
BlackWhiteGrey
Always
sikzik
nerdguy99
Here on imgur, we shame people for their methods of cutting ecstasy instead of giving it out
causality
Small amounts of MDMA are really good at treating depressive episodes.
BreastInspector
Its Schedule 1 and therefore "has no currently accepted medical treatment use in the U.S." - so it must be EVIL!!!
CrackHitler
How many people who take extasy take small amounts to treat depressive episodes?
HEYBECKYLOOKATMYBUTT
Gs of e around my area is like 80...
anonymous6366
Or go on the dark net and buy 100 pills for 300 bucks
sikzik
Of that brown shit? Pass
CharlieHoxey
Do you think there are only brown pills on the dark Web?
anonymous6366
I got 10gs of MDMA for just over 300 about 4 years ago. I promise it was quality, the darknet has some really nice really cheap drugs.
Sweetnlowdaddy
"that brown shit" is closer to the original precursors.
TheLumbrax
You can get like a g for 50 if you know where to look honestly
Snotty128
They are super expensive in NZ and Aus because of the border control.
dspek
which creates the hoarder control (artificial inflation due to percieved rarity)
samendlessJardine
I heard its expensive in NZL but u shouldn't pay anymore than 25 in Australia
GiantEarlobe
Depends where you are living. In Tasmania for instance it was usually $30 but Melbourne around $20-25 and better quality
MyOriginalUsernameWasTakenSoIHaveToDealWithThis
I don't know about pills, but the price for a cap here in NZ is about $40
EmoBacon
i've heard that it almost always is definitely not ecstasy can't tell you first hand though
supergreenpasta
"ecstasy" is sort of a flexible term, it might not be straight mdma but it's probably got some in it... Molly is better for the purists.
TurbulentShart
Ecstacy(XTC), X, E, Adam, and Molly are synonymous… They're supposed to be MDMA but often MDA or something unrelated; http://ecstasydata.org
HuxleysValve
Ecstasy refers to a pressed pill thought to contain mdma but often cut with other subs. Molly is meant to refer to Pure crystal mdma.
LookingForWorkInColorado
It'd be safer and more likely to be 'ecstacy' if it was legal and regulated. Like your milk and food etc
rekcilthis1
I can't speak for the rest of the world, but my city has a shitload of 'MDMA' use and I can tell you for sure that it is mostly speed.
grandmasdealer
Search what you're getting - http://www.ecstasydata.org/
jurjclooners
This is a very, very useful website. If you do ecstacy, I mean. Cause I don't
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ZombieDreamcatcher
I've always heard that if it's shaped like something (such as this bear or transformer or something) it's not really exstacy.
ZombieDreamcatcher
*ecstacy. Fucking phone.
OhDeerLorde
It's ecstasy just not pure mdma, usually meth or heroin based depending on the color
KittenMittensofSteel
In the states you'll mostly get Meth or Coke based. Heronine is more expensive and kinda rare, but it is around.
rekcilthis1
Nah, not heroin. Most imported drugs are way more expensive than lab-made ones. You'll sometimes get meth, but more often speed. It'll (1
rekcilthis1
2) usually be the cheapest stim adulterant apart from caffeine, but caffeine doesn't taste anything like an amp.
JodyHighroller
Yeah it wouldn't make sense to cut it with Heroin even if it was cheaper, amps make sense because they do something similar; give you energy
lilbabykendylbear
How would a person know the difference? Or would you have to take it to find out?
eskamobob1
some will tell. Especialy x cut with RCs will have names depeanding on whats in them. Other than that, just testing it unfortunately
Stigl
U can do a quick test, they're fairly cheap and u can order online also if u avoid buying from sketchy dudes there shouldn't be a problem
aWiseSageOnceSaid
There are test kits you can buy online, for the most part dealers won't cut with expensive drugs like heroin but meth pops up now and then:(
darkhazard
Cheap meth is super cheap. MDMA is harder to manufacture so meth dealers sale it as mdma
Leithoa
Heroin is dirt cheap these days. There's an epidemic of heroin & fentanyl ODs (& sadly, also HIV) across the Midwest US
mineovermatter
Now this is interesting. Got a link or search term?
Leithoa
Marquis reagent is a common one, you could, in theory, make your self. it's formaldehyde & H2SO4. A couple grains are all you need to test.
Airbear360
Mdma test kits are not usually detailed. A lot of the ones I use at festivals use a Marquis reagent where you take a bit and put a drop on
aWiseSageOnceSaid
Ehh... kinda, the whole myth about it being laced with drugs is BS, no dealer will cut a drug with a more expensive drug. There are a lot (1
vegeta420gokublazerbieber
Alot of stuff in Canada being cut with fentanyl and causing Od's. It makes no sense to me
aWiseSageOnceSaid
Cut with caffeine, very rarely but sometimes meth or other amphetamines, for the most part dealers will go cheap to increase profits
TurdQuadratic
We were at a fest, friends bought M and had it tested. It was mostly meth. Person that sold it had no idea
BarmanderG3722
A lot of pills have been cut with methylone and other shit like that because its cheaper and similar effects but its dangerous. But today
BarmanderG3722
There are european pressed pills around google orange Tesla, and they have about 250mg real mdma.
bingobot
those are incredible. tried them in bangkok
elementofdisaster
We're having a fentanyl crisis in Canada. E and M being laced with it. Difference btwn getting high and death is SUPER slight.
HuxleysValve
This is so insane to me, why would you cut mdma with an expensive potent opiate. Great way to kill your customers.
Bigbore
its actually quite simple, MDMA doesnt have a high chance of chemical addiction, an opiate as strong as fentanyl? almost guaranteed. 1/2
Bigbore
keep em coming back for more because you're the only one they know that has the stuff to stop the itch 2/2
JodyHighroller
Mostly amphetamine which can be cheaper and easier to get and it's similar enough that a new-comer wouldn't know they're being duped.
HuxleysValve
Yea it's pretty hard to pass off dried amphetamine paste/powder on its own for mdma unless it's pressed but amp is also ridiculously cheap
JodyHighroller
But it is most certainly not the same thing, "amps" fuckin suck in my opinion. I've been around the block, so to speak, and I fuckin hate em
notcreativethennumbers
In my high school days, there was a "molly" dealer (where I'm from, molly = pure MDMA). He made the pills himself. They all had meth in them
HuxleysValve
Yea from my understanding that's pretty common in North America. You should try ordering from here in holland over the dark web.
Leithoa
It's a huge problem at music fests most X is Meth, bath salts, or unproven designer drugs not yet on the DEA list. Always use a test kit.
syddevious
X is actually in itself a type of meth from my understanding. If you Google it it's classed under a methamphetamine.
AmArschdieRaeuber
it´s an amphetamin, but the effects and risks are completly different from meth and speed
Leithoa
In the same way that a luxury yacht is a boat.
syddevious
Yes. True. It is a boat. Lol. Albeit a nice boat that's lots of fun. But it's still a boat. And ur still at sea.
gmdave
It has methamphetamine in the name but is not a type of meth. "Methamphetamine" refers to Methylamphetamine which is a different category.
sunlitglo
You only get free drugs if you're a pretty girl!!
fearandloathinginaz
I've been offered weed hundreds of times. Granted I live in NorCal, but the princicple stands.
rickmortyjerrybethsummer
"... with very large breasts." A Child's Garden of Grass
applesforjuice
Nah I get drugs for free all the time. I've never actually paid for drugs and I'm a dude
JohnnyWalkerTexas
Or just hold your hand out at a crossroads at Burning Man
DigitalWaffle
As a guy, I can confirm.
FrecklesIRL
Pretty girl here, and not the case :(
FrecklesIRL
Ok, one time I was given free drugs, but I wasn't told about it D:
TwoOreoesOneCup
That's horrible.. I would go to the police.
HungLikeTheVirginMary
0_o why did this get downvoted?
FrecklesIRL
Oh, I forgot, I'm not allowed to believe im pretty. Self confidence is frowned upon *eyeroll*
Youguysmademyday
Life must be horrible for you.
breakfastburner
Regular dude here. Last day of a festival you can find lots of free drugs from people who don't want to leave with them. I call it trash day
SacrificesForCthulhu
FractalShadows
Except now you can also be a 7 year old and get them free...life is so unfair
HorribleWifey
Can confim, never gotten free drugs
alwaysupvoteitsalwayssunny
MerpMaDerp
One man's roofies are another man's free drugs.
SerialChillinSpree
Holy shit, I made a comment in this regard a while back and was downvoted like a sexist. Just calling spade a spade.
Trickynic92
Yeah and if you boof it.
LoudBirb
Sometimes you get them even if you didn't want them!
helpim18whatshappening
Sometimes unwillingly!
dontcallmeplath
Oh....... I've been paying all this time. Damn. Late in life for that sort of realization.
TheTitsOfThisGuy
Just be a chill dude then you get some
gribblet
As a girl: They're not always "free"... Often expect something in return :/
wearymalaise
I've mostly only had guys who were really genuine and didn't expect anything back from me which is nice. There's always creeps though :/
liliantbn
The exception to the rule.
mentallychallengeaccepted
LIKE A GOOD BACKRUB, DAAAAMN GIRL THAT'D BE SWEET. A JOINT FOR MY NECK?
IHaveNoIdeaAnymore
https://media.giphy.com/media/cu5bDziydffUs/giphy.gif
InvaderCristi
Naoooooomiiiiiiiiiii~
stairwelltoronto
Or in a band... of gypsies
icanpickanyusernameiwant
As a girl, can confirm
JudgeNotByTheColorOfOnesSkinButByTheContentsOfOnesDumps
Once i went into a smoke shop to buy a bowl and the dude behind the counter just gave it to me. Didn't expect anything just being nice
blonx
:(
Ninjainslippers
Or if you say you don't smoke weed around stoners. They'll be so stoked they got you to smoke they won't even realize it's the 4th time.
Vansauce
"Yeah I don't smoke, never enjoyed it" Dude, you never tried THIS! it;s the greatest ever! You gotta try. "well, if you insist..."
IAMCRAIG
Even then, it's a social thing so people will usually be passing it around.
Technocratic
rshini
but those free drugs aren't free, the guys have an unspoken expectation of sex, whether willing or after the drugs make you too high to 1/2
rshini
refuse. 2/2
Mayyybe
Me too
StNickCage
Says the pretty girl on drugs she got from her 5/10 hookup
36roentgen
Time for a sex change
mkingi
Gonna keep your "big banana"?
36roentgen
Yeah, it's my sexiest part
CorporateThug
They said pretty.
Youguysmademyday
Savage
36roentgen
Are you assuming my attractiveness?!?!?
TheMightyCowSnatcher
I have been offered plenty of free drugs and im an ugly man. O.o
vegeta420gokublazerbieber
I feel like you have to quantify if you mean just weed though. Never met a pothead who wouldn't get you high with them if you wanted
vegeta420gokublazerbieber
I'll be generous with coke until like the last few lines. Then I get bitter
ChilledOutEntertainer
Can confirm. People on drugs generally want you to be on drugs too.
HuxleysValve
My philosophy had always been that drugs are meant to be shared. It's more fun that way.
provemywifewrong
Ugly is subjective. You might be a very dashing man for all I know!
teddyboops
Are we proving your wife wrong that you are not straight?
randonguy305
Same here I never paid for weed before.
bbbldr8
Ahh yes, i too have a car and lazy friends.
TheMightyCowSnatcher
Haha oh I meant from strangers, I dont count friends because it's usually just weed.
JeRMP
Weed isn't a drug!
TruAmerican
No, the but THC inside is an opiate, which is most certainly a drug.
ProudAussie
Even gay men pay for sex no matter what you look like.
Scottchr
TheMightyCowSnatcher
Are you offering?
ChiefzZz
Yah except not always when they want them or with their knowledge. PSA: never take an open drink from a guy at a bar or party!
futtbucked
PSA: Don't do coke in front of chicks
harliqueene
Always trust your gut feeling and have someone ready to come get you too. Ex best friend's boyfriend had her slip me something in an attempt
mkingi
You're best friend colluded with her boyfriend to rape you? What?
harliqueene
Yeah. Trusted her, she made me a mix drink. Before I lost all motor function I texted my sister to come pick me up. She got there before 1/2
harliqueene
I blacked out 2/2
aWiseSageOnceSaid
BornstellarNomad
Last time I (a guy) was at a club some dude gave me a drink claiming that he was just leaving, I took one sip and it tasted funny. 1/2
BornstellarNomad
The reason I tasted it was because I was pinging and that made me too trusting. My throat was a bit numb and I started tripping. Free k! 2/2
MOTHERFUCKINGLUCIFERMORNINGSTAR
Or a woman... It happens more often than you think. PSA: don't take open drinks from anyone you don't know or trust.
harliqueene
And be very careful who you trust!
RoutemasterFlash
I don't get how 'drug rape' is meant to happen. All roofie pills are bright blue and GHB tastes strongly of salt.
RoutemasterFlash
Though drug rape of course happens all the time, it's just that the drug involved is usually alcohol.
liliantbn
One girl, according to the news, died because the amount of alcohol they force fed her was too much for her system to clear Alcohol can kill
BreadyStinellis
Perhaps if someone is already drunk? I was drugged and didn't know it. I was also 16 and inexperienced with the taste of alcohol.
llamalibrarian
Someone roofied my beer that was in a bottle so if it changed colors, I didn't know
RoutemasterFlash
Ugh, shit, sorry to hear that. It's a vile thing to do even if nothing else actually happens.
llamalibrarian
my friend & I were lucky, we felt weird & walked home. I remember leaving, and then waking up with the worse headache but we made it home!
USERNAMESMUSTBEFOURCHARACTERS1NLENGTH
And if you feel unsafe or too drunk to get home call me: I'm the rapewalker.
ICarpeYourDiems
You need a costume
ChiefzZz
No SHAME in that *wink wink*
USERNAMESMUSTBEFOURCHARACTERS1NLENGTH
IdRatherBeSkateboarding
I'm a guy and got drugged by a girl at a nightclub last weekend
idkmanitskindadumb
lucky you
CloseupCaptionReaction
Also 2 women did the same thing. Kept sticking to my ass, but ignored all my "flirting". A bit to obvious I'd say
HitlerHadItRight
congrats! she's a keeper.
IdRatherBeSkateboarding
I thought this was funny but I guess most people didn't lol
somewhatwiseguy
Shit you alright?
IdRatherBeSkateboarding
Yeah, I'm good. I went with a friend and he kept tabs on me all night, I didn't do anything stupid
liliantbn
Did she take your wallet?
CloseupCaptionReaction
Same happens to me. Gay guy was hanging around me all night and then I noticed the effects. Good thing I was around good other folks
amomaxia
Guys drug girls to get in their pants. Girls drug guys to get in their pockets.
Wolfendesign
Their pockets, which are in their pants. By the transitive property, shit's still fucked.
AirBorneArmyGuy
I thought it was to get their kidneys.
pancreas
as long as they stay away from the pancreas
amomaxia
Oh god, ever see Hostel? Where the girls lure the guys in so they can be tortured by angry Germans and shit?
BiIICosby
Hey now!
Eldibs
Pill Cosby handing out those free Cosbypolitans.
Fukyu2dei
This should be much higher....
LifeWithoutMadnessIsMundane
Yessss
JesusSaysTheDarnedestThings
TitsMcGee1993
You're an all star
HungrehHippo
Hey hey!
Beepity
Get your game on!
amomaxia
I've been waiting for the "first taste is free" drug dealer to come along for 25 years since seeing them on Growing Pains. Still no.
kylter
While working for metropcs I was once offered heroin that way. (Did not take it, quit job next week fyi)
KingVegetaSama
Come to Seattle, I'll break that stigma for you
brizzle4202624
I do that. Gotta get the customers in.
Combatmatt
Legit, if drugs weren't taught to be "super scary" i probably wouldn't be interested in them
futureman3000
True, but they can't very well teach that people get addicted to drugs because they're fucking awesome at first.
Combatmatt
Teach the long term effects, scare the shit out of them with the fact you lose the interior of your nose with coke
KotimainenKayttajanimi
28 years and counting. I'm starting to believe that I'm not gonna get the free drugs I was promised. Fuck you mom and dad!
liliantbn
My next door neighbor is a dealer and gives free to 2 people who act as his lookout for him I had a better opinion of that subculture before
SwagicalYololord
Literally the first party I went to in college, I was given ecstasy by a total stranger.
gabbermatt
Me and my friend went to a club and got some... party favors... guy wanted no money... just handed em to us and walked away....
hakunamatatas
Dude, go to New Orleans, 3 different guys offered me cocaine, 1 said "try before you buy". Yeah, I didn't take that deal.
BoDidly
30 bucks for one fucking tart? No I don't want your candy creep
BritishRebelSurvivorandVictor
Wtf? I never paid more than 5...I mean praise the lord.
NiceCatchBlancoNinoTooBadYourAssGotSacked
Or the really aggressive drug dealer who is very proud of his product and will JUST NOT take no for an answer.
cypress2012
I've had a few first taste is free wish is usually going to be the party stoooof
ImNotUsuallyThisErect
I've seen him, it sucks... Afterwards
ImNotUsuallyThisErect
I'm being serious, by the way
DruggedSloth
Outside I can hear em bussin n bussin
Thisismyusernamenotyoursitsmine
Lmk when you find this elusive person
MissLadyPants
Come to fl. They give you dope like that.
KingDingus92
go to camden and look for some dope m they'll give you a freebee
Jupman
I don't even know where people get weed from.
TakeTheStairs
actually, its mostly coke and pepsi that do that :)
TheRealRavnos
i was the guinea pig for mine for a few year, e, mush, mdma, pot, lsd. Good times
JDashR
Come to Austin. The first bumps free but that after it'll be tree fiddie
Alvatore
You god damn loch ness monsters.
Haviduck
This
houseofprimetofu
Dude, same.
scooterific
This happened to me once got. Gram of the spooky grass for free but next time I saw him he tried making me pay $30 cause "I owed him one"
royalrepromandrancourreprieve
+1 for spooky grass.
unscot
Go to better parties.
Batonrougeisnotsobad
True that! I was promised the offering of free drugs and a hook-up. So far the Just Say No campaign has told me more lies than any dealer.
NiceCatchBlancoNinoTooBadYourAssGotSacked
I just have a bunch of people say "Man, I'm gonna get you high" and I say "no you're not" and that's it.
WholesomeCrackwhoresForSale
lol ive gotten that from almost every dealer ive met
SuicideSausage
My Coke dealer always gives me a rail before buying. Nice guy
GuestChrist
Ha! Exactly. Still looking for the trench coated "drug pusher" who hangs out at the schoolyard offering free "reefers".
pelusita35
I didn't get offered marijuana until I was 35 years old.
TalkingOutOfMyAss
Am i actually the only one who have been offered free drugs by dealers on several occasions?
TheBufferkiller
My first time on acid was like that. Guy asked how much I wanted, and when I said it was my first time, he gave me a strip of his personal
TheBufferkiller
stash for free and told me to enjoy my night. And I did. It was fucking epic.
identityx2013
They probably don't exist because they've all been caught. Met one two weeks ago and declined when I found out he propositioned everyone.
STGxDante
That was my neighborhood. When I was 10 you could tell they were losers and they're losers now.
hencethequeef
Show me that smile agaiiiin...
wanderingsibyl
I've met them at music festivals, free samples and will get you loaded before you leave their tent
Totono
Sums up my experiences at Bonnaroo.
wanderingsibyl
That sounded way more creepy than I meant it to.
Sheldonian
JstAnothrLurkr
comacomacomacomachameleon
They started giving free samples outside of rehab facilities. They found it more lucrative.
theappsucks
Same. Drugs are never free. Dare is a lie.
whatbuttondoipush
I get offered pot on an almost daily basis. I do live in Washington though.
flippywizgig
Mine was free, because I was dating the guy who gave it to me, with strict warnings to not do it again for a long time (e).
woopwooppulloverdatasstoofat
a few years ago I knew someone who would always give free bumps of coke at parties to show off his wealth lol. i ended up buying from him
SuicideByAccountant
find a meth dealer.
DonnaNobleInTheLibrary
I probably wouldn't even get a free sample from the weedhead students. Well, maybe that one girl who said she'd like to see me high.
BobLeeSw4ger
My guy does it randomly. It's amazing showing up and leaving with a basket of goodies for the gas it took to get there
Woddee
I actually found this guy. I was out one night and this insane african man had a bag of white powder that he kept pulling out and offering.
Woddee
Being drunk enough, eventually I caved and went to the bathroom to do a couple lines with him and the bouncer.
Whiteoak789
If you do heroin that's easy uses to use got free testers all day.
BardicLasher
Mostly what I've seen is the friends offering to share with me. So that first taste was free.
chupathingy99
I knew a dumb-ass drug dealer wannabe who sold $5 sacks for $4.20 on April 20th. Also would hook people up with "introductory prices".
chupathingy99
his weed tasted like dog shit. And not the good dog shit, like Chong's, just straight dog shit.
saintnicklaus
Careful what that first taste is. I got a free bag and ended up regaining consciousness in an ambulance with no hearing
liliantbn
Did your hearing came back? Did doctors find out what it was?
saintnicklaus
Yeah it slowly returned over the course of a few hours. Side effect of the multiple doses of Narcan used to revive me. Drug free since.
liliantbn
Good for you, no need to place chemicals into your system.
HighlySexualLobster
Did you know World of Warcraft is free for the first 20 levels?
daedalusprospect
Pffft. FF14 lets you get to 35. On all classes on one character. Then you can pay if you want.
borgmaster
Get your filthy ass out of here you. Passing out drugs like its candy and making it seem normal. Why yes this game wont eat your lifeforce.
Alvatore
Between FFXIV, Elite: Dangerous, EVE, Overwatch, Heroes of the Storm and Black Desert Online, who can possibly reach Lv20 on WoW?
houseofprimetofu
Those who have no soul.
TMStage
Psht, Final Fantasy 14 is free for the first THIRTY-FIVE levels!
SenpaiHentaiOppai
Ffxiv is soooooooooooo awesome!
Vaanhalen
I quit the FF after 6. It's freed up a lot of time in my day.
AfroSamuraiRM
14 is an MMO though. A very well received one at that.
PenisOfDeath
Legitimate WoW contender in my opinion.
Alvatore
And unlike WoW, you can be every single class on just one character.
CptRobotNinja
Im already hooked you bastard
LittleTas
Try ESO. Great rehab for wow addiction
AlexisWalker
How about warframe? Different format entirely but just as grindy. Also completely free and easy af to install and run.
MildTiger
Still cheaper than cigarettes. By a lot.
littleadoabouteverythingorsomething
Including the cost of internet and a computer?
Pyrority
By a long shot
TheBreadlord
Even worse.. there are goddamn private servers that are completely free. Last year I spent 1100h in 3 months on one. That's 50% of all time.
TheBreadlord
Add an extra 400h in the following few months and then I managed to quit because I had done mostly everything worth doing that worked on 1/2
TheBreadlord
that broken ass server. The people were nice tho. I just hooked myself again on tbc. I fear for my life. Send help. 2/2
TheBreadlord
Well I was in the process of obtaining all the mounts but managed to bullshit myself that hitting the 50 mount milestone was enough in wotlk
Garouken
You could check all your played time on alts with altaholic addon.. I looked once and had spent over a year of real time... A fucking year
ThisUsernameContainsNoCreativity
So like half an hour in the current WoW
relicen
More like 2 - 2½ hours, if you have heirlooms, but I get your point. However, if they kept leveling at the speed it used to be, no one >
ImNotAnOrange
pretty sure if you're on the trial you don't have heirlooms
Alwayskneph
https://imgur.com/3eNG88B I used to hold the world speed run record at 51m but even that was beat now. No heirlooms record around 2hrs
relicen
That's nice.
relicen
> would even consider leveling an alt, since it would take several months to reach max level.
Combatmatt
I still dont even want to make an alt. 110 levels? Fffffuuuuccckkk
ShyNynaeve
Switched mains in Classic WoW. Such a painful experience.
robmehplz
Thats the entire fucking point though... Play the game and enjoy it. There's a reason there are so many story lines.
Darkspire
At vanilla rates? Nobody would be 110.
DTNemes
Nobody considers leveling alt since Legion. Hello AP grind.
hillywut
Go to Baltimore
DrHerpes
Also Asheville, NC. I've never paid for drugs here.
Jowrdan
As a fellow marylander, yes.
noturaveragepunk
I've lived in Baltimore County(for those not familiar there is a difference between County and City)for 34 years and I've never seen it.
noturaveragepunk
I've had people ask me if I wanted to buy some weed, and some kids asked if I was selling weed but that's pretty much it
Slander7
I got a speech at the bus stop the other day about how white heroin is too good to be true (fake or cut), so I should always buy brown, 1/2
Slander7
Which is cheaper anyways. 2/2
VodkaReindeer
Wanna know more? http://www.economist.com/news/united-states/21721960-deaths-drugs-say-more-about-markets-about-white-despair-inside-opioid
RustyNeX
i was taught drugs would be a real danger, i am disappointed how they weren't
KNDBS
Depends where you live
javer80
Sadly depends on where and how you live.
pineapplepuppy
Who you know also helps.
Rheios
I inadvertently protected myself from a lot of that until college by snitching on anything even resembling an acquaintance who had any(1)
Rheios
sort of drug. Hell you could have had a bag of oregano and you'd be in the Deans office by end of day. Some I thought I was saving cuz(2)
javer80
"Helps" lol. But yeah.
OriginalNameDoNotSteal
... So I hear you guys want to buy some drugs
Snooj
Our secretary once had to bring her kids to the office because the police let her know they were raiding her building. They are.
amomaxia
Remember when Pee Wee had that PSA about crack being deadly? I know some crackheads that are fkkn bulletproof.
JayEnfield
And my area is averaging 200 fatalities per year to this fentanyl bullshit. God damn the pusher man.
aflarge
Man this is why I'd say weed should be legal even if there were no health benefits, whatsoever. It's easy to grow, and relatively harmless.
aflarge
Let anyone grow it and it can't drive people into debt, and you don't have to worry about people overdosing. Sounds fucking great, to me.
RustyNeX
what doesn't kill you makes you stronger. you keep doing it you'll either die or become superman
Baccano2015
pyrrhlis
TIL a buggy killer robot from space was a crack addict
derito23
Too soon
degenerator
Do you have a good dealer? Good shit is a good high.
mirroredexpression
Depends on the drug, ones usage, and said person
wabitgirl
I was taught that drugs would be handed out. I have been offered weed on a few occasions, that's it.
ClimbThemCrimps
I partied a lot in some rough areas, and at colleges. I have been offered a lot of free drugs.
wabitgirl
Everyone always asked me for drugs at college parties cause I have long hair and dress sloppy.
GreedyJungle
They are though. If you do a handful of cocaine you'll die no doubt and could murder someone in your high easily.
UncleAce
To be fair a handful of cocaine is a shitload
SocoFox
Not if you got experience.
PenisOfDeath
helenkeller69
Salt lake city homeless corner. They practically give herion away..at first.
dannymac63
Do people really not know how to spell heroin? I see it spelled herion way too often for it to simply be a typographical error.
altrdgenetics
Watch cops/drug shows on TV and you see it pronounced 'Hair-Ron', doesn't take a leap to figure that there will be difficulty spelling it.
helenkeller69
I'm fucking Hellen Keller
dannymac63
Congrats? Moved on from oral? You still can't spell.
DoctorGoldfish
Alvatore
Like 'em old and decomposed, do you?
helenkeller69
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