I enjoy puns. If you're wondering if I was being sarcastic…I am. Almost always. Things tagged 'irony' and 'sarcasm' probably mean it's a joke. Though i do genuinely enjoy puns. Ooo and rhyming. A rhyming pun would probably give me a lady bone.
I enjoy puns. If you're wondering if I was being sarcastic…I am. Almost always. Things tagged 'irony' and 'sarcasm' probably mean it's a joke. Though i do genuinely enjoy puns. Ooo and rhyming. A rhyming pun would probably give me a lady bone.
Taking a break myself;been about 2 weeks now and feeling much more awake and less anxious already
Men will never know the awkward feeling of slowly letting a clot slide out of you during a nice dinner
Anyone else start singing...'Got a moose and his, name is bruce and he, stands 8 feet tall in his stoking feet! '
My reactions are usually on a gradient; the closer to raw and pure the worse the reaction, more processed the lesser the reaction
Me too...and the whole damn family including garlic. How do you get around it when cooking?
Im allergic to 2 of those things....cooking is damn hard. Most common response to my cooking is "its missing...something..."
Aren't you a cute 'glass half full' type!
I found it http://asphodelon.com/post/93918247897/a-prologue-to-bringer-of-spring
commenting so I can know too!
Damn, me too! And I just want to suckle...
This is one of those choices where there's no 'between' area...I hope it never comes up for you too. The supports are out there either way
Glad you see it through. Too many people think life's done once it's born. Good on ya! There are lots of organizations that help.
And paying taxes to support the long term disability claims?
You must believe in govt subsidy for the parents then right? So they can get through their life while caring for another full time?
It's the parenting that's the problem. I wouldn't be strong enough to care for a kid who's low functioning at home and at work.
please do :)
Y'all were raised right.
Did you have all 6 vibrators yourself, or did you awkwardly ask friends to borrow theirs for the day?
I do it. I am lazy, but also when I was a cashier, returns were the best way to get out of real work.
...or, "I finally did it"
everyone fibs in unemployment...but when did the stats there start lying?
whisky, vodka or GTFO
I....don't get it.
outdoor cat on the mice, indoor cat with lice.
and the doopy drops of drunken adults....well, now anyway.
And in soccer you kick the ball, but sometimes instead you kick the ground and land on the ball with your face.
Oh Jack Black, where did you go? You were always so adorably awesome.
I remember that day. That was the day I decided to stop posting my relationship status.
Thank goodness you helped me with this! System32 was eating up my RAM and hard disc space. Phew!
Very impressive crochet work! Even one lopsided testicle, how realistic. Keep it up, OP!