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Aug 7, 2015 2:55 PM
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WhoIsCarter
beeny
Very impressive crochet work! Even one lopsided testicle, how realistic. Keep it up, OP!
slurpuffeveryday
Crotchet
valhallaresident
I can haz?
MarkHallMark
http://imgur.com/tgryThL
dickjaso13
Front page !!!
Zinc771
So painfully accurate
flustrator
Knit Butt.
morrose
*Crochet Butt
CaponNC
This where we find out that Camp Imgur is really a a sweat shop pumping out cheap dickbutt dolls.
MarkHallMark
http://imgur.com/tgryThL
sbmmmommy
Do you make a pattern to follow? :-)
Fjorgyn
I think I'll keep the pattern to myself, but I have thought of making an Etsy shop and selling these cheap. :)
PiranhaLI
This is glorious!
Cynistera
How the hell do people make things like this?!
Fjorgyn
Boredom, time and patience.
craigopotamus
Yep! Il check the mail everyday until this arrives
daithimac
Dickbutt made adorable
astreah
10/10 OP. Your skills and the dickbutt.
SindarElla
You should make more and sell them at Camp imgur!
Fjorgyn
That would be cool, if I weren't on the other side of the planet.
birg
you should start selling these OP. +1
Fjorgyn
I'm thinking about making an Etsy shop. :P
FentonCrackshell
Please do! I want one of these!
Bot17629A98001
No candy! Only cash! How much?
Fjorgyn
Haha, no idea. I haven't thought that far yet. But I'll make an Etsy shop soon-ish.
Bot17629A98001
nipplepanties
Crodick buttchet
AppleEater01
Could I interest you in some sweets from the coast of Connemara from County Galway in Ireland?
CaptainCheers
Time well spent.
slurpuffeveryday
Crotchet
Brambones
I can't decide if I should be angry that there is more dickbutt in the world or happy because this is awesome
morrose
There can never be enough.
morrose
I want to make this. Send us the pattern!
Fjorgyn
It's a home made pattern and I'm keeping it a secret. Muahaha!
morrose
Nuu. ;_; I totally get that, but I still can't help but be sad.
AppleEater01
Mwuhahaha!..... I can't knit...
Fjorgyn
Neither can I, that's why I crochet. ;)
valhallaresident
OPs FW everyone wants one
Fjorgyn
Haha, not at all. I'm kinda excited about the interest, I didn't expect that at all! :D
valhallaresident
I mean, this is awesome real world OC, we normally just like fake internet OC.....
Fjorgyn
A downvote fairy came by, so I upvoted all of you. Have a nice day!
kluza
Op can you crochet me a mini freeza ?
Fjorgyn
I don't know what that is, but probably not. :P
kluza
http://cdn3.volusion.com/o37eo.toug5/v/vspfiles/photos/dbz-Frieza-2.jpg?1347885420
Fjorgyn
Nah, I think I'll pass. :)
Gendry
Seriously though, how much candy? I will trade candy for dickbutt. From England by the way.
Fjorgyn
That's entirely up to you how much you send. I still don't even know what it's worth!
Gendry
Where do I send it to?
Fjorgyn
I'll PM everyone who requested it when I'm done making them. :)
Gendry
Well God's speed home slice.
Fjorgyn
Does anyone want this? I can mail it to someone but ONLY if they send candy back from their own country. I like candy!
Pencillin
murrica
diamondduck
How about English candy? :)
meester7ons
Do you want any dutch candy?
TheSolitaryCyclist
Love that sentence
LorYLeY
Love this! do you want candy from Germany? I will send you something home-made :)
Fjorgyn
I went to Germany two days ago to buy candy (as we Danes do), buy homemade sounds good. It seems I have to crochet more Dickbutts. :P
LorYLeY
Then I will send you some more candies AND something home-made ;)
Thegreenmonkeys
I wants one. I can send you Mexican candy and other such goodies.
kins327
No one wants Mexican candy, even Mexicans
Sylviopolis
Yes, yes! I want one. Lots of candies will be coming your way!
Inappropriator
Switzerland?
Fjorgyn
Does that mean some good quality chocolate?
Inappropriator
That means the best god damn chocolate you've ever eaten!!!
Fjorgyn
I don't know man, we have some pretty good chocolate in Denmark as well. :P
gingerfuck
Are these hard to make? I have an excellent taste in candy and I'll send you heaps.
Fjorgyn
I just need more yarn, then I'll make thousands of them! Or ... dozens!
0Lambda0
British candy maybe?
JRubin
I know I may be late, but I would also like one of these. US candy and all that...
smudgymc
I want in! Maple candy from canada sound good?
ScreamimgGoat
I want it! or just the pattern!
PigeonFace
How 'bout Irish sweets? :D
DougHardle
yes please!!! how?!?!? what kind of candy?!?!
JayLion29
By candy, you mean money.. Then yes.. Shut up.. And take my money...
herdarkeyesflash
Oh ya.. Canadian candy. You know you want it!
cakebiatch
From vegas! Would love to send you a bunch of odd trinkets
Grapesocks
I'm so in. Plus I'm from the U.S., all our candy is gigantic.
themobileappisbroken
The size of American candy is intended to make up for the horrible taste.
Detox208
*dumps tea in harbor
Fjorgyn
So is candy in Germany, which is right next to Denmark. :P
jellyonrooster
Which is in Europe
valhallaresident
On earth....for clarification
LifeSiphon
Which is the third planet from the star in our solar system... Extra clarification.
jbrandon
I want this. I will send you local candy from Oakland, California!
DasLoupBlanc
fair enough, hope someone from Turkmenistan replies :D
0Lambda0
British candy maybe?
MessageMeYourHamsters
No one has offered mexican candy...
josephinebaxter
Where are you from? Im Australian, we have malteasers :)
Fjorgyn
And Tim Tams. I love your Tim Tams! (I'm Danish, by the way)
DownFallOfUsAll
I'll send you something fun from California.
KisOrsolya
Need this in my life.
AverageSexGod
You want Norwegian candy? Because this is how you get me to send you Norwegian candy!
Fjorgyn
What kind of candy do you have in Norway?
AverageSexGod
Seigmenn is my go to for introducing newbies.
AverageSexGod
They're gummy/jelly men coated in sugar
Draggonflies
I would love one. I would get SO much candy for you in return.
idoubtanyonehasthisusername
I'm from New England! I can send you NECCO wafers! They have a terrible flavor and consistency!
Never mind.
Fjorgyn
It seems like I have a lot of work to do, crocheting Dickbutts to everyone. @Inappropriator wrote first, but I don't want to disappoint 1/2
Fjorgyn
2/2 any of you, so I'll probably just make lots and mail them to you guys. :)
HarryHamwallet
I want one and ill send something from Saskatchewan!!!!!
DasLoupBlanc
and so begins the dickbutt factory
Fjorgyn
It's not like I have anything better to do.
DasLoupBlanc
hahahaha didn't think so but still funny as an idea for a business :P
WeeblesWobble
OMG, I want one too! I have candies!!!
valhallaresident
Do you have any idea how much diabetus your gonna get?
Fjorgyn
I don't have to eat it all at once. I can control myself! ... most times.
valhallaresident
I for one am not comparable with being controlled.....really,i just have ADHD....Ooooooo a dickbutt
zuruzuruzuru
Candy from Japan?
limpingknaptoft
I'm from the US, want to do a candy exchange?
zuruzuruzuru
From the U.S. also, just living in Japan. Want some candy? Heh heh heh...
limpingknaptoft
Heh... I'm trying so hard to get my hands on those different flavored kit kats :D
zuruzuruzuru
Only ever saw the green tea ones, but I can prolly find some.
GreenCham3l3on
I would pay for this!!
Fjorgyn
I have an idea about an Etsy shop, want me to send you a message if I do it?
GreenCham3l3on
YES! That would be awesome!
motittiesmoproblems
Yes yes yes!! What kind of candy do you like?
Fjorgyn
Chocolate, caramel and mint. :P
motittiesmoproblems
Ooh fun! Maybe I'll just send you some candy without getting the dickbutt (assuming you already have that away)
Fjorgyn
The Dickbutt in the picture is almost on its way to Switzerland, but I'm working on making many more! :)
motittiesmoproblems
What if instead of making me one, me and you just exchange candy!
Sixxyczm
Sweden? We have..... Marabou? And..... Surströmming?
Fjorgyn
We have Marabou as well (I love the Daim one) and I don't want to be in the same room as Surströmning!! :P
Sixxyczm
Lies! Who doesnt love surströmming!? Its like.... Like... Very.... Smelly!
Fjorgyn
I can't even stand pickled herring, so I am willing to bet all the Dickbutts in the world that I won't like surströmning.
Sixxyczm
Well, dang. How about some... Uhh... Ok, iv got nothing D: