281 pts ยท May 24, 2016
knows two facts about ducks and both of them are wrong
Same for "purrkour"
As a NoVA native, minimal tourists, cooler temps, & brightly lit monuments made D.C. at night feel so much more special
Wrap it before you tap it
Your wife is a minor?
Your koch photographs nicely
"They say apples don't fall far from the trees so that must mean your mom's hot too"
"Goodbye, cruel world"
Thank you for coming
I tried them in Maine about two weeks ago. Maybe it's more prominent in the states that mingle with Canada
Pope-r with puppers
Modern Day Ratatouille: being controlled by a minion instead of a rat
mein bamf
Badass motherfucker
be still my beating heart
Impressive cleavage
Turtles all the way down
Shaun the Sheep!
I'm in love with your cats
Meowel
A patty is a patty
Me trying to get any guy's attention
Half-assed "head shoulders knees and toes"
Born & raised in Virginia, currently in my second year @ college in Minnesota & I love talking about the time we got 14 snow days one winter
This dog is so talented :')
"Sharks with frickin' laser beams"
Sneesus
I'm in love with you and your cats
Say it louder for the people in the back
Shoot me a message perhaps?
Same for "purrkour"
As a NoVA native, minimal tourists, cooler temps, & brightly lit monuments made D.C. at night feel so much more special
Wrap it before you tap it
Your wife is a minor?
Your koch photographs nicely
"They say apples don't fall far from the trees so that must mean your mom's hot too"
"Goodbye, cruel world"
Thank you for coming
I tried them in Maine about two weeks ago. Maybe it's more prominent in the states that mingle with Canada
Pope-r with puppers
Modern Day Ratatouille: being controlled by a minion instead of a rat
mein bamf
Badass motherfucker
be still my beating heart
Impressive cleavage
Turtles all the way down
Shaun the Sheep!
I'm in love with your cats
Meowel
A patty is a patty
Me trying to get any guy's attention
Half-assed "head shoulders knees and toes"
Born & raised in Virginia, currently in my second year @ college in Minnesota & I love talking about the time we got 14 snow days one winter
This dog is so talented :')
"Sharks with frickin' laser beams"
Sneesus
I'm in love with you and your cats
Say it louder for the people in the back
Shoot me a message perhaps?