When you're hungover and you wake up because your roommate's wank sock starts slippin

Oct 1, 2016 9:09 PM

+1 for new content.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I guess you could say that cat was... catatonic.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Waking up with my roommate's wank sock on me is now my life's goal.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ive been that fucked up before.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

That cats mouth is dirty af

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Is this cat okay?

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Nothing a few cups of black coffee and a bloody mary won't cure.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

well i wanted to be an outdoor cat until i saw this

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

why?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

All these comments on the sock, you gun learn today

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

i thought that cat was dead xD

9 years ago | Likes 259 Dislikes 11

The snail did too

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He kinda looks like what my cat looked like when he died :(

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Absolutely disgusting. +1.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That poor cat is dehydrated. It's in the sun, lying down and panting. Not a good sign. Maybe give it water rather than record it.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 7

Panting? Nah, cat was just sleeping. Cats like to sleep in the sun.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Reverse it

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I cannot be the only one who thought that was a huge snail and a tiger ??

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

I thought it was a tiger until I saw this comment and had to double check and yea...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I thought it was a tiger until it moved.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I have never seen this before. +1

9 years ago | Likes 379 Dislikes 6

Marvelous to say the least.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The title plus something unseen is magnificent

9 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 1

Why is this FP worthy? It's cringe worthy!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That snail is more wasted than the cat.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That cat is not a pretty sleeper...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is sooo fucking funny

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I would not want to stroke that cat for a week or 2

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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9 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 2

Oh my god. He was just assaulted

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It is the season(ing)

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Snails and slugs are known to carry lung worm which is fatal if it goes untreated.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

what the fuck is this?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Slipping from where? Why are you in the vicinity of his wank sock? Why didn't he hide it like every man? So many questions.

9 years ago | Likes 404 Dislikes 2

Maybe the roommate is a friend with benefits?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Why any man would use a sock is beyond me. So gross.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Bunk bed

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yeah I don't understand that title at all

9 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 0

The leaf... is the sock.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Spent 2 years in boarding school, top bunks would through their socks/rags/gloves on bottom bunks face. No homo though.

9 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 6

Throw

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I don't know why you got down voted, you actually explained what the title meant. I mean it's gross, but thanks for the explanation +1

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Possibly because I spelled throw as through. In my defense, I have been drinking.

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Ahh, I was too tired to notice I guess. My brain autocorrected it

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

If someone passes you, you put your wank sock on their face as an eye mask. It's called manners

9 years ago | Likes 129 Dislikes 1

I'm remembering this for next time I'm on the motorway.

9 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 0

Oh my God...

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

passes you?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah, that part has me stumped too. Like passes you on the road? Or passes you the bong? What?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

On the road, naturally.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0