ayayrontaco

48 pts ยท January 10, 2017


Fuck you! REST IN PISS!

6 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Mexican mother logic. "If you're fat, you're warm!" It's science

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The good ole days of 240p

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Please stop talking and go fart in a jar. I shall send you the address post haste!

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 7

It's almost like you're trying to say 'No' and not 'Nauuur'

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Gawd...shut up. 1st time owning a cat?! They leave for weeks

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

Bagina....

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

CISSP time

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He felt threatened!!!

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This is why you don't send Europeans to America for training

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Geeeeeesus Bob, pull it together mate!

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Damn....*insert Uranus joke*

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is it weird that I can hear it?

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hahaha! Welcome to America BOTCH!!

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

Just fill up my cup! Why even have a cone??

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sooo, how about 1.5 mil?

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I need a place to hide drugs...or, umm...spices

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The people that made and served you that food can't afford that

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Anything stupid and racist, probably a southern thing...

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Staff Sergeant...?

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I felt the same way when I shot marksman...

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 6

3 months from now you will shit yourself, thank us

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

When a cocky asshole biker rider meets his match. Magical!

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Am I the only one that didn't see a Hula??

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But I'm a old, white, American man in the south. IDGAF about anything that isn't a gun and white Jesus!

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Humans: ohhhh, let's shoot it so I can love it!

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Too heavy....can't land. Take a dump

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sooo, why didn't they shoot her? I'm so confused...

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thanks, now I have a boner while sitting on the toilet trying to poop...gawd! I hate it here!!!

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0