ChocoTacoHat
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Even reading it in Yoda's voice, i can't figure out what its really supposed to say... #what #imsoconfusedrightnow
Jun 9, 2021 4:15 PM
ChocoTacoHat
97944
1948
23
Even reading it in Yoda's voice, i can't figure out what its really supposed to say... #what #imsoconfusedrightnow
parasitoid
Grimmy32
Photoshop that's what.
icommentwithsteveharvey
"Hit yourself you will, yes" - yoda probably
kalinsovrin
*insert Jontron stroke out clip here*
MajMalfunction2
rainjwilk
invaderzimgirgir365
"Hit yourself at 3rd floor, you'll thank us 3 months from now " it's a fun way to distract people from their physical pain to make progress
anerdwithaknife
"HIT yourself at 3rd floor, you will thank us in 3 months". Guessing it was meant as High Intensity Training (HIT) wordplay for a gym.
ILikedTheirOldStuffBetter
Trying to process that...
Blackistan
I expect to be more than three floors up in three months. fucking shit gym
Gwaeron86
Took the stairs for exercise. Thought I had an aneurysm when I read this then decided the elevator was a better choice.
SenorMacaroni
ToolPackinMama
rosshell2718
Thank you
UnhelpfulAnswers
Wait it hasn't been 3 months from now yet
Kirah32
ChallengerDeep
I think it means "Education is important. Big biceps are importanter."
Jaqdakloun
Am I having a stroke ?
cryborg
ParalysisOfWill
well if you decide to punch yourself in the head on the 9th of September at least you'll know why now
Jaqdakloun
How, high am I right now ?
jrabbitmusic
ayayrontaco
3 months from now you will shit yourself, thank us
ProperPlanningPreventsPissPoorPerformance
"At 3rd Floor you will thank us 3 months from now. Hit yourself."
theavatrol365
Hit yourself at 3rd floor you will thank us 3 months from now?
attentivebooby
TremendousDude5
Mellayellafella1441
TheHaGuy
Ha!
GazongaGizmo
yoda, your bondulance is here
ahhhsurelook
Toast i smell
oldmanflags
ProppaGanda
Hitting yourself with your hands stop, mmmm?
ahhhsurelook
Rocking back and fortwith
ahhhsurelook
Stroke he had
Abearinthezoo
1) The bottom stair is missing and someone messed with/up the order. Probably supposed to say something like "push yourself or you will
Abearinthezoo
2) hit yourself 3 months from now. Thank us at the third floor"
frischcode
Random encouraging bullshit. Just run like the maniac painting those steps is chasing you.
WaterUnderTheRocketAppliances
KoolStoryBrah
Briqs
ce crop shitlor
KoolStoryBrah
Yeah yeah I know. I searched and this was the only one I could find. Too lazy to fix it or find a better one.
Briqs
Haha no worries. Saw an opportunity to make a jab and couldn't resist
PutThePRNDLinD
Best Guess: "Hit yourself at 3rd floor. You will thank us 3 months from now." Is there a gym or martial arts studio on the 3rd floor?
ceceoh
Maintenance guy dropped the decals, scooped them up randomly, then finished the job before lunch.
GuthixWraith
Low ceiling 3rd floor. You'll thank us in three months. Brain should be scrambled enough to read by then
FrancisFulloffrenchpeople
I think "you will" and "hit yourself" are switched. Thank us at the 3rd floor. You will hit yourself 3 months from now.
Twinklepot
My guess too. HIT sessions upstairs, probably on the 3rd floor.
Wsurower
Possibly, but should be HIIT
NotQuiteBlonde
Hope it's not CrossFit...need to be on the ground floor when you're slinging weights around like that!
NowhereMan313
Something something upstairs neighbors.
pyreofthegods
Turns out it is actually a BDSM dungeon, and you WILL hit yourself, slave
PutThePRNDLinD
Also: "What a stupid concept." -- Michael Palin.
ToolPackinMama
And you will ask "why am I hitting myself?"
PithyCommentBelow
This is not my beautiful house!
StevoDivo919
My God, what have I done??
AManCalledAMan
Trentski
BonoboBoBoNobo
Water flowing underground
dunimal
*Why're you hitting yourself? Why're you hitting yourself? Why're you hitting yourself?*-your older brother, probably.
MariusRhinox
And you will say to yourself “This is not myself!”
jjw9
HIT =High Intensity Training (fitness routine). Large gains in fitness & health are claimed in just 3 months
jg03278888
I'm asking can I do something about this or will I be hitting myself no matter what?
ButterfaceTaintClown
PooPculture
And you may yourself say "this is not my third floor and you say yourself may "this not is hitting myself"!!
nonickname23
Ever as was, same it.
Icantbeli3vethisisstillavailable
And you will find yourself, living in a shotgun shack
NotTheTruck
Days go letting by the.
ShipOfFate
Where is my wife beautiful
GanjaPlanet
She’s not your beautiful wife and she’s getting banged three floors up
WaterUnderTheRocketAppliances
I choose also wife this guy's
ath1337e
Best I could come up with: "Three months from now you will hit yourself. Thank us at 3rd floor."
toastandjam
its clearly "Thank us at 3rd floor. Hit yourself; You will 3 months from now"
KismetCrew
"Three months from now you will thank us at 3rd floor. Hit yourself."
ImJustSoFckingSickOfThisBllsht
H.I.T. yourself at 3rd floor. You will thank us three months from now.
ValkyrieDoot
"At 3rd floor you will hit yourself. Thank us Three months from now"
sha13
"Thanks us, you will, three months from now. At 3rd floor, hit yourself"
nitemancometh
HIT (High Intensity Training) yourself at 3rd floor. 3 months from now you will thank us.
allysuzumiya
Giving you a brain exercise before the physical one.
FukcTedCruz
I feel like you will hit yourself before you even begin because they didn't put a yellow banner on the first step
xcopperx
Hit yourself, you will thank us 3 months from now at 3rd floor
OnionWaffleBoy
That muscle figure could just be a weird S if you look at it sideways and squint, which in that case, I'm being told to shit myself.
LrrrRulerofThePlanetOmicronPerseiVIII
For the last time, nobody is telling you to shit yourself. Now cut it the fuck out, I’m tired of changing you!
pumpkinpiepatch
S13 months Sfrom on Syou will Shit yourself.
jjw9
HIT = High Intensity Training (fitness routine). Gym is @ 3rd floor.
stolie
I thought it was HIIIIIIIIT?
LrrrRulerofThePlanetOmicronPerseiVIII
Wait, is this one manipulated, or is the OP? Is this how it was supposed to be installed?
AtlasLongjaw
Check the reflection!
LrrrRulerofThePlanetOmicronPerseiVIII
yoyo42
Ah, the classic 3-2-4-5-7-6 order. Obvious really.
xahsio
Could be the firing order of some weird engine.
Avocadoboi69
Ah yes the classic American Sonnet form.
cepacolusmaximus
Isn't that the firing order of a '68 Nova?
yoyo42
Yeah, missing on 1 and 8 sounds about right.
cepacolusmaximus
ath1337e
Oh actually here's maybe a better one: "Three months from now you will thank us. Hit yourself at 3rd floor."
anerdwithaknife
I actually think this is right, but opposite sentence order. I think "Hit yourself" = "HIT" = High Intensity Training pun.
suzkon
That’s what I came up with too
theDogter
Close, Hit yourself on the 3rd floor, three months from now you’ll thank us.
PeterTried
That’s the only one that makes some sense that I could come up with.
SchwiftyGameOnPoint
Maybe it is, "Hit yourself! Three months from now you will thank us at the 3rd floor."
brickforpresident
Or theyre psychic saying "3 months from now you will hit yourself at third floor, thank us."
Cole2999
Tbh this was the first sentence that popped in my head
Cole2999
All of these make as much sense as the others, and there's not much sense to be made
Colopty
It'd be easy to form a sentence that makes sense if not for the "hit yourself" throwing it all off.
HissyElliott
Maybe they meant "shit yourself"
realGeorgelucas
That's probably it. Maybe it's H.I.T. - High Intensity Training
SchwiftyGameOnPoint
The only thing about that is that I think it is HIIT(High-Intensity Interval Training) with 2 i's.
q2grapple
I’m only used to Super High Intensity Training (SHIT)
realGeorgelucas
"SHIT Yourself Sideways!"
YayItsMillerTime
I shit myself at least twice a week... Hell im bout to shit myself right now