11611 pts ยท December 17, 2014
I'm a dude. I like video games and gross jokes. I'm a murse.
You must be fun at parties.
I highly recommend cardiovascular ICU. But I'm biased.
A lot of these hit home for me, too, but I'm an ICU nurse. Mostly the ones about "what's the worst thing you've seen."
Anyone who's ever done CPR knows your hands don't go on the titties.
It also helps with pulmonary hypertension. But at lower than boner-inducing doses.
Just because you're a raging cunt doesn't mean you aren't either.
I stopped watching TV news years ago and my life is fifty times better for it.
Yeah dude I'm a fucking retard, good thing I recover people who just had open heart surgery. Ooooweeee, am I dumb, or what?
Maybe spend less time on Tumblr and more time in the real world. I've not heard that basically ever.
Might be a bit of an over-generalization, mate.
Found glasses with a co-worker when she was putting a catheter in a lady. The glasses were in her lady parts.
As a nurse, I can unfortunately tell you all about the yeasty underboob.
*sucks air in through teeth quickly*
Yeah dude, I'm a nurse and I've killed so many people. (OP, tell your roommate to come have his surgery here so I can recover him)
I didn't upvote this, not because I didn't like it, but because you had 1337 points and I didn't wanna ruin it.
Lack of competition is the problem here. Most markets have one or maybe two ISPs.
This makes me absurdly depressed
Being a nurse is kind of like that too. Except sometimes they're enough of an asshole that I get to give them haldol.
HAHA BUTT CUM
Pray for a nurse to flush that damn IV before it clots off!
I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE!
Great, I'm a nurse, so they're gonna make me be a medic aren't they?
Just rub honey, cayenne pepper, and olive oil on your taint. Works wonders. /s
Activate that fuckin Cath lab. Stay strong @OP
That's how I react when people wake me up at 11:30, too. But I work night shift.
Fallout 4
"Let's talk business, gentlemen."
He could get hypotensive if you had to cut his leg off and he bled out.
I'm a nurse.
You must be fun at parties.
I highly recommend cardiovascular ICU. But I'm biased.
A lot of these hit home for me, too, but I'm an ICU nurse. Mostly the ones about "what's the worst thing you've seen."
Anyone who's ever done CPR knows your hands don't go on the titties.
It also helps with pulmonary hypertension. But at lower than boner-inducing doses.
Just because you're a raging cunt doesn't mean you aren't either.
I stopped watching TV news years ago and my life is fifty times better for it.
Yeah dude I'm a fucking retard, good thing I recover people who just had open heart surgery. Ooooweeee, am I dumb, or what?
Maybe spend less time on Tumblr and more time in the real world. I've not heard that basically ever.
Might be a bit of an over-generalization, mate.
Found glasses with a co-worker when she was putting a catheter in a lady. The glasses were in her lady parts.
As a nurse, I can unfortunately tell you all about the yeasty underboob.
*sucks air in through teeth quickly*
Yeah dude, I'm a nurse and I've killed so many people. (OP, tell your roommate to come have his surgery here so I can recover him)
I didn't upvote this, not because I didn't like it, but because you had 1337 points and I didn't wanna ruin it.
Lack of competition is the problem here. Most markets have one or maybe two ISPs.
This makes me absurdly depressed
Being a nurse is kind of like that too. Except sometimes they're enough of an asshole that I get to give them haldol.
HAHA BUTT CUM
Pray for a nurse to flush that damn IV before it clots off!
I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE!
Great, I'm a nurse, so they're gonna make me be a medic aren't they?
Just rub honey, cayenne pepper, and olive oil on your taint. Works wonders. /s
Activate that fuckin Cath lab. Stay strong @OP
That's how I react when people wake me up at 11:30, too. But I work night shift.
Fallout 4
"Let's talk business, gentlemen."
He could get hypotensive if you had to cut his leg off and he bled out.
I'm a nurse.