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88wut
Does Sudoku count?
BusinessManager
Runescape
DragonBapt
Also RuneScape.
4d69636861656c
Bank sale
crystal5213
Left 4 dead 2... fuck
Mynameisamess
*Tank music starts playing*
PaddyJD
You mean smash mouth
ishouldprobablybeplayingpokemonATM
Stanley parable.....
omen964
Your poor soul. I guess maybe the closet ending might be your only way out.
ishouldprobablybeplayingpokemonATM
Nah, I've got a while to go before he let's me out of the serious room...
Kelroth127
Hatoful Boyfriend. Just end me.
Kehy
Just pretend you were born as a beautiful pigeon. That has no connections whatsoever to Shuu
TheDustyOne
Dark Souls 3... just my fucking luck
vudak
DS1 here, guess I'm off to find Priscilla and chill.
kaashaa
Dark souls 2... Not so fucked if i weren't playing pvp in the undead purgatory
Fuzzlebutt
I'd love if life were like Dark Souls 3. Flipping around nude with a symbol of avarice, being fucking un-permenantly killable too.
HeadlessBodyOfSpiroAgnew
At least you just keep coming back. Unless you go hollow of course.
Fuzzlebutt
Can't go hollow if your unkindled ash.. I think? THEY DONT EXPLAIN BEING UNKINDLED GOOD
HeadlessBodyOfSpiroAgnew
THEY DONT EXPLAIN ANYTHING GOOD! I think they are same though. Being undead evolved over the millennia with the first flame being kindled1/2
HeadlessBodyOfSpiroAgnew
Several times over for however long it's been changing the curse and the dark soul as entropy brings about the heat death of the universe2/2
HeadlessBodyOfSpiroAgnew
That's just my interpretation though
Darkspire
lol me too. Wrecked.
zerothealien
Just be like hawkwood and just chill
CyborgScribe
And how did that work for him?
Fuzzlebutt
Dragons, not even once.
zerothealien
Some other guy died a hundred times and linked the fire for him while he sat back and relaxed
ImgurChocobo
Rainbow Six Siege. Fuck me.
ImJustASalad
Me too. And I main fuze
ImgurChocobo
You'll be fine. The hostage, on the other hand...
ImJustASalad
That's what I'm saying. My life will be a living hell
OxyEmphasisontheMoron
You'll just be rescuing hostages the true Russian way
PuckingBigSenis
Ocarina of time bitches!
HowToTrainYourMadel
Same here! Small world
Askingforafriend37
Jokes on you! I don't need to be in OOT era hyrule to have a maniac acting as my ruler
stelladevil
Warframe...
LucidPariah
3 years ago that would have been a good thing! But sadly not with what the game is turned into now
LyricChae
Woo! Warframe. You get to be a badass OP parkour space ninja!
stoopidmonkey90
With the new update you can be a space ninja dj.
Trollslegur
You're a goddamn SPACE NINJA. And it's a remote control suit. Also, you're not old.
Auvdas
Keeps your blades sharp, tenno
RegisteredInsanity
Skyrim special edition, heavily modded. *evil laughter*
Desomega
*horrified screams*
RegisteredInsanity
Good times
AstrologyR
Plot twist, you're an NPC. Plot twist twist, you're Maiiq the Liar
RegisteredInsanity
*kajiit voice* no, i am not, i have no idea what you mean
NorfolkBoy
I am.... actually fucking awesome. I want to go live in remote Canada, hunt and fish and live, and I'm playing the long dark.
NorfolkBoy
And my last save was my pilgrim game, where I have a fuckton of supplies stocked up.
ApparentlyDaAsianIsTakenByOtherAsiansThisIsSad
You're completely fucked
NorfolkBoy
It helps that I'm already a bowyer, fletcher, flint knapper, furrier and general survivalist as a hobby. And I'm in pilgrim mode. :D
DrRobotNicht
Fallout 4. Oh no.
KobeBurger
Same, playing it on Survival difficulty. I'd probably die to a mole rat.
IwishKimPinewasmygirlfriend
THE BEES ARE THE BEESIEST, THE TREES ARE THE TREESIEST, THE KNEES ARE THE KNEESIEST, THE KEYS ARE THE KEYSIEST etc etc
rezpawner
I'm glad you stopped by. Another settlement needs your help.
SonicBoomYourFamily
Stars the shootiest!
sangheraj
War thunder, guess I'm a member of the Luftwaffe now
ApparentlyDaAsianIsTakenByOtherAsiansThisIsSad
Me too man
ApparentlyDaAsianIsTakenByOtherAsiansThisIsSad
Planes or tanks?
sangheraj
Luftwaffe, german for "Air Force"
ApparentlyDaAsianIsTakenByOtherAsiansThisIsSad
Shh I'm not a very bright Asian
PrincessLeliana
Modded out the ass minecraft in creative mode. Ez.
ohHiMark2000
"Modded out the ass" +1
davisboy42
it says you're in the game, not that you are the protagonist, you could easily just by a villager waiting to be slaughtered.
givemedownvotessoifeelterrible
Wants 2 emeralds for an enchanted shovel
Iankill
Until there's a glitch and reality collapses
givemedownvotessoifeelterrible
Yeah that makes you a literal god
EminentLine
Eternally building and destroying. That is fucking maddening, because I can only play that game for 30 minutes or so at best.
Marick2Die
I've clicked over 2k hours on Minecraft across all platforms. I lost myself in that game. Creative is BS, but Survival and modded are great.
fe1od1or
If in creative, it can get boring very quickly. Survival with automation style mods makes it very fun.
PrincessLeliana
yeah but i have mods that give me computers. So I can just make a computer and browse imgur all day, while still being a god.
TheMARSK
The Ultimate God, holy shit.
faptheChap
Destiny
Soulwindow
Destiny is one of the shittiest universes to be a normal person in, besides our own.
gigigear21
But would you be a guardian or just some random npc like sweeper bot
2Scoopsofuh
Same here. Can't wait for the update.
thefatb0b
They ruined this game with the special ammo patch
Soulwindow
One could argue it was ruined with the taken King, because it rendered everything moot.
Randomman96
Prepare for thy update hype to be smashed by new hype: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rQ4i0AT8c-M
TheFirstCurse
HOLY FUCKING SHITBALLS
?noredirect
2Scoopsofuh
The only thought I had during that teaser was why is Cayde acting like Deadpool?
Bojangles157
Ark: survival evoled. Looks like I'm going to have to start a dodo bird army
MadGunner9085
I'll be right there with you, except I would use an army of Vultures ????
Tikityler
Yeah, I'm just gonna go back and live on my raft, k thanks bye.
theNilbogTroll
I'll be there with you!
LyricChae
I was looking for this comment. Compy army all the way!
Bojangles157
Whoop whoop. I just got back in to this gem. Last time i played was well before "the center" was launched. Pretty damn impressed so far
LyricChae
You play PVP? Alpha on my server has it PvE basically. No raiding as long as you follow the rules. I'd love to have an Imgurian there.
LyricChae
My tribe has a Scorched server too. We'd be happy to help you get started on that.
MyBigMouth
The Oregon Trail.... Fuck... I'm dying of dysentery, aren't I?
SerFapalot
Terry? That's a GIRLS name!
buttoncamus
On the bright side, at least it's not cholera, amirite?
ImNotCreativeEnoughForAGoodUsername
Borderlands. ...Well at least I get a cool robot companion, and no not Claptrap I'm talking about the Mechamancer
RyanAndTheQuestForWorldDomination
I WAS JUST PLAYING AS KREIG! ILL MAKE YOU MY MEAT PUPPET!
ImNotCreativeEnoughForAGoodUsername
I thought it was a meat bicycle?
trigirl48
Borderlands was also my last game, but the first one.
givemedownvotessoifeelterrible
Unts Unts Unts Unts Unts Unts Unts -claptrap
Elroydb
Wubwubwubwubwubwubwubwubwubwubwubwub -Claptrap
energygremlin
Witcher 3
Bumcivilian
Nice
ASideOfRice
Me too. Right at the end of B&W too. I'm set.
energygremlin
I havent started B&W yet. Is it good?
ASideOfRice
Beautifully well done. I can't wait to get back to it on my NG+.
poronkusemania
Same!
stickemwiththepointyend
Elder Scrolls; Skyrim.
Dralic
Me too!
UserguyMcMister
Morrowind for me.
Deanscream
This was mine as well.
rockworm7
Same
Blah314
Saaaammme bruh same
CityYeti
Yooo, with console commands
madradglad
Time to eat sweet rolls all day and live a quiet life with farkas.
Darkspire
*unzips console*
TheCouldHaveBeenKing
no loligagin
HandyHarry
ESO for me!
IwishKimPinewasmygirlfriend
I was just thinking about replaying this earlier.. but I have the xbox version and seeing all the sweet pc mods makes me sad.
rockworm7
You can get most of the PC mods on the Xbox one now
IwishKimPinewasmygirlfriend
Xbox one! What am I some sort of billionaire space robot from the future can that afford next gen? I'm so far behind the curve..
EmporerDragon
Ones and PS4s are pretty damn cheap now though. You can get them for around $200 new when they go on sale.
tex81024
You could get into playing skyrim with most mods on pc for very cheap, my laptop even will play it on low
RustyNeX
no man's sky
eightbitnoise
Condolences.
thatguywhoisnttoowitty
Nice man
pfshfine
There are dozens of you! Dozens!
JunkbatmainOberbatch
hope you're antisocial
Banananutmuffins
RustyNeX
dude i am on a planet inhabited by retardosauruses, i am very social https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vupCgB8H9Og
butmahitsjustmebooo
Overwatch.
Panteraftw
We're all beep boops now.
BaldBandit
Beep boop son, beep boop.
wlfman
would have been ME:A but I got on Overwatch last night just to do some arcade haha
TheLeafVillagesHandsomeDevil
Hey, me too. Am I me or a character tho?
TongueTiedLabourerfromtheLandoftheLittlePeople
Just you i think
NotJamesMay
So much toxicity...
Apridge
I like how the fanbase is so toxic they downvoted you for saying it
NotJamesMay
Someone understands me
butmahitsjustmebooo
The game, not the fandom.
GoldenVoltZ
The world could always use more heroes...
jeffeljefe
Same here, pretty good TBH just don't be a former agent of overwatch.
AndIThinkToMyselfWhatAWonderfulWorld
Think of the booty. THINK OF IT
OPmakesOC
Genji?
LatchHookRug
And Mei, and Mercy, and Blackwatch Reyes, and D.va, and Tracer and Widowmaker, and Symmetra, and Hanzo's probably hiding a nice one too.
OPmakesOC
Roadhog=T H I C C
AbridgedKirito
Think of how much it's just regular life but in the future! THINK OF IT!
Khalgrom
XanWithoutAZ
World of Warcraft... nothing like having Khadgar tell me about the demons while I get ganked
dangereece
Sorry D:
Memnoch112
I stopped playing on a pvp server years ago for that exact reason.
XanWithoutAZ
Worst part is I'm on a PvE realm
Memnoch112
How can you get tanked then, the whole point of a pve server is there no world pvp unless the players activate it themselves
Memnoch112
*ganked obviously
XanWithoutAZ
Cross realm. Since mines low pop we get to see others and one of them is a PvP realm
Memnoch112
Damn I would be pissed ????
NobodyisCTE
BF1 ... well then I guess I'm in a trench now
TheDireRire
I'll watch your back if you watch mine
NobodyisCTE
Why wouldn't we have each other's backs ?
TheDireRire
Good point
BillBraskyisasonofabitch
Same...It's a new type of warfare boys, gotta be careful.
givemedownvotessoifeelterrible
Enjoy trench foot and eating rat
NobodyisCTE
Oh yeah and then charging so woohoo
LeakProofBob1
I thought we were talking about the trenches not Croydon?
HD226868
Subnautica. I may be unbelievably screwed.
minionsandbananas
where is the island gone?
kingjamesversion2point0
I would be in heaven!!! I am a marine biologist and it has fulfilled my dream of building underwater laboratories.
HD226868
Well sure, except for the whole 'deadly bacteria' thing.
Yorou
Enjoy your lazer dried fish
HD226868
The future of dried fish.
realGeorgelucas
Be on the look out for crashfish
HD226868
No kidding. Underwater explosions are nasty.
Duk3Light
Same lol. Too scary when it becomes dark and nothing but open water with giant whale jellyfish things and that BIG red snake!
jizzbiscuits
Same
Aquagrunt
Just live a nice life in the shallows
GasBandit
Hope you like fish. Every day. For every meal. Forever.
HD226868
Not true! I can get fruit and veggies from the floating island.
GasBandit
Well, sure, if you're some kind of granola crunching hippie who can eat things that never had a face.
HD226868
I feel like this is a reference to something, but I have no idea what.
HD226868
Well I can't, because of the death disease.
Memnoch112
Eww, that sounds like a very nasty disease
tonyret5199
He said nice life, not long lol
LyricChae
I LOOOOVE THAT GAAAMMMEE
GasBandit
I'll love it when it stops fuckin crashing all the time and locking up for 15 seconds every other minute.
LyricChae
Mine doesn't. But I play on console.
GasBandit
Huh. I didn't know Xbox did Early Access games.
LyricChae
A few. Not all of them. But a few.
HD226868
That's probably an error with the caches. Clear the caches and you should be fine; there's multiple tutorials online.
GasBandit
Yeah, but from what I read, doing so resets things like resources as if they weren't used, which kinda defeats the "game."
HD226868
Yeah. The solution I use is to show no fear and only save once every 1-2 days.
dwheated
Shadows of Mordor... yikes
TheLordTachanka
Same. I would be most worried about having to fight the black hand of Sauron, but hey, at least I have Celebrimbor.
EatingFiftyBagels
Yeah me too! Awesome though.
506f696e7477686f7265
I cant download the second region on playstation...RIP
nikarig
Grand Theft Auto........ Online.
LizardEnterprises
So, basically America in 3 years? Eh.
caboops
I'll be there too, and I'm never leaving my kuruma.
EmergencyAbortionSavingsAccount
NP, I have Proxy mines.
MyUnoriginalNameWasTaken
That's casual stuff. I'll just toss my sticky bomb in the direction he's driving and then explode it a meter above his head.
CyborgScribe
That's how some anti-tank weapons work
TheWealthyOligarchs
Me too. Guess I'm never leaving my (some how impervious) luxury high rise apartment.
He11ra1zr
Just bought a crack house, where will my life lead????
monsterhunter4lyfe
Told my friend I didn't want to buy because of modders, he told me there are barely any. I have played for 45 hours and have yet to find
monsterhunter4lyfe
A room with more then 5 or 6 people and no modders. Its a fucking shit show. If the storyline wasn't worth the $30 I would have refunded it.
forthefour
I've only seen one modder and I've been playing for a couple of years. Story was great and free dlc is awesome
monsterhunter4lyfe
Maybe it's a recent thing? Do you still play a lot?
forthefour
I do! It definitely comes in waves, but I've been playing a lot these last few weeks. The Import/export update has been so fun
TheCouldHaveBeenKing
dear god, you might already be dead
hitlershairydick
So you're banned?
Bumblebreezy
I'll meet you there
rabbittron
PS4?
He11ra1zr
Ps4 here
Bumblebreezy
PC
TheShusher
You poor bastard. If that is your life now you have only minutes to live.
TestingYourPatience
"rocket launcher battle in there, twUGGH" *ch ch waaah POW*
spookytwigg
It's fine. They'll just end up in hospital.
Derpmano47
Is it worse than rust though?
Biccolo
ME: Andromeda
Grubenwolf
I'm sorry http://imgur.com/kMdWyJv
LizardEnterprises
Not that bad a place, actually. Sure, all that time in cryo gave everyone post-sleep-botox-syndrome, but there's still plenty of asari
SirGabberdale
I will be in Andromeda for life as well now, lost asf in the Helleus Cluster, masturbating fiercely to the pathfinder's successes.
NoeCarrier
Quarian DLC in 5, 4, 3...
cacuin
Trying to get an asari to notice me for the rest of my life wouldn't be that bad.
haIreallysigneduphere
I guess it'll be up to us to find a suitable planet then cause I'm stuck there too.
Lickycat
I just had no strings sex with peebee. This is turning out to be great
Talmorean
Me too. Cora gonna be gettin some space dick.
parttimebombtech
So it looks like we are all gonna meet for an andromeda party? I'm down. Nexus or Kadara?
grumpyzuza
Same here!
UmmmPhrasing
How do you like andromeda so far? I loved the old ones but all the hate is kinda discouraging
CarVersus
It's fun, feels a lot like me1. It's weird getting over not being Shepard fighting reapers, but once you get the Tempest its all good fun.
CarVersus
Huge worlds, lots to do\explore. Sure some animations are janky as fuck, and I still miss joker, but don't let internet haters get you down.
Kyman201
Really the hatred is overblown. I put the game at a solid 7 or 8 out of ten. Room for improvement, but honestly? (cont)
Kyman201
The game feels like the result of a passionate team that didn't quite make it, rather than a lazy cash grab. So maybe I'm more forgiving.
Biccolo
It's a great game but it's different than the previous trilogy. I think it's a good thing though.
IHaveAMemeForThis
Fuck all the aliens!
strakur
that's ME:3 tho
Mijikoi
Doesn't matter. Still can't dance.
Lefthandturnsignal
At least he didn't say me3, everyones dies or gets magic space herpes in that game
LizardEnterprises
Any Mass Effect is worth a quarian dance party dammit! >.<
Biccolo
You're mass effect 3
SirFeatherbottom
Well I'm in Mass Effect 3 myself, I'm sure it'll be fine once the Reapers leave, right? RIGHT!?
BigSnicker
Oh ya, it all turns out to be a terrible misunderstanding and the Reapers are quite apologetic about it.
itsPixie
Same. Last thing I did was hunt down the sick aunt. I let her get shot cuz her mission was really time consuming.
Thatoneguywithanalarmclock
Ha ! So there was another who did it to spite the dumb biddy! Seriously you got the thing that's worse than space herpes-cancer-ebola and
Thatoneguywithanalarmclock
It's in remission totes safe to go to the fledgling new galaxy
TheThirdKindofHeat
It was dormant. Slightly different. I still let her die, though. Couldn't risk that sample getting out, no matter how degraded it might be.
Thatoneguywithanalarmclock
Well I mean still that's really freaking dumb of her and her what was he cousin? And yeah I take all the threats like they would destroy the
nirach
I wanted to shoot her myself after making me traipse over half the pissing galaxy. Fucking old people, holy shit.
itsPixie
It was like 4am I was up another 15 mins following her bitch ass. I said I'd shoot her and her nephew if I had the chance
nirach
Party on Kadara?
TestingYourPatience
Nah I'm good on the Nexus
LizardEnterprises
Only if you're bringing a frickin army to save our asses. No way am I going there a-slone.
nirach
Whaaaat, Kadara seems like the happening place of the galaxy!
LizardEnterprises
Yeah, and the thing that's happening is random murders >.>
WarUnicorn
Hey, meet you guys on the nexus soon, im on Eos and lost the nomad, but im too stubborn and wont fast travel or use my map/HUD to find it
Kyman201
Just head to a forward station.
WarUnicorn
Cant come, nomad in wall
Kyman201
Yeah you're boned there buddy. Who the hell parked that thing, Cora?
WarUnicorn
.... me :( but at least i didnt jump jet off the cli-aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh
tangopianista
Portal 2. Yes, I'd just suck my own dick all the time.
cheeseguy3412
Corruption of Champions and Trials in Tainted Space. Dirtiest games I've seen.
patstoffy
Wheatley: "Okay. What you're doing there is sucking your own dick. You just...you just sucked it. But nevermind. Say 'apple.' 'Aaaaaple'"
Astrangeimageeveryday
Somanyquestions
I coudl do that when I was younger, it's really meh actually.
OutLaw2583
iamalreadyaghost
You know they make girls for that now?
CalmYourDrosophila
Well you'd be in the Half-Life universe then. You could tell us what happens in HL3!
tangopianista
Gordon dies.
SPICYDlCKMlLK
I can do that, it feel like having a dick in your mouth... not worth it
HitlersArtCritic
Are you sure it was your own?
HowCurious
Apparently it feels more like sucking a dick, than having your dick sucked...
tangopianista
I'm cool with both, actually.
AwhatNwhatAwhatMwhatE
Sounds like y'all just don't know how to give good head
indridcold37
Lemme guess your "friend" told ya that
caboops
Confirmed.
PrincessLeliana
Eyyy Official podcast bros
cocksparkle
Ayyyyyyyy
Nooott
Board burgers?
cocksparkle
Ha
Somanyquestions
Have not sucked other dicks, but it's really more like masturbation than getting sucked for sure.
SPICYDlCKMlLK
No it's not...
Hitlersbulgingmilkybreasts
This raises questions
Somanyquestions
Such as? I think the implications here are pretty clear ;)
givemedownvotessoifeelterrible
Wait what dude all the things you could do and you chose that
indridcold37
I mean if thats not the first thing you think of...
givemedownvotessoifeelterrible
Surprisingly I can think of alot more fun things to do than swallowing my jizz
pedrotbear
You don't HAVE to swallow, you slut. Just polish the knob a lil.
Kronoak
no one said you had to swallow
givemedownvotessoifeelterrible
Well I feel like if your at the point of sucking yourself off you may aswell cleanup
Bliss412
Stardew Valley. I think this could be okay.
itsPixie
Fucking love this game
ExtraordinAri
Me too. I'm addicted and would love to live there. But the lack of concern over the mines worries me.
tiniweiner
HEY me too
Marick2Die
This is another game I fell in love with. It took all my favorite aspects of games in my childhood, combined them and then made it better.
Elroydb
It's coming to Nintendo Switch this summer and multiplayer hopefully by the end of 2017
Kehy
Shane is bust husbando, followed by Sam
ExtraordinAri
My two favs as well :)
Exactually
Same, can we become business partners and overtake JojaMart?
Bliss412
Let's make it happen.
Exactually
Note for future me to get in touch when Stardew Valley has co-op so we can take over the town with our shinanigans
NoDakGirl
Me too! I'd be okay with it. I have exponentially more money there than I do IRL.
anubisfike
Well one bus ticket in Stardew costs 500 money. What's a bus ticket in the real world? 3 dollars/2 euros? Stardew money is heavily inflated!
NoDakGirl
This is true... but my dream is to own a hobby farm, so it's a perfect life for me!
anubisfike
True that. My long term goal is to own a property where I can grow food, try stuff out. Just have a little cultivation to take care of.
thecolonels
That would be wildly pleasent. Id love to work with my friends to build a strong community.
Bliss412
Same here, Comrade.
58weasels
Stardew valley is confirmed in Russia so
Desomega
Abigail best girl.
Elroydb
Leah. I gave that bitch a salad. Bitches love salads
GoldenVoltZ
WHICH OTHER GRILL EATS GEMSTONES? THAT'S RIGHT. NONE. IF THAT ISN'T PERFECTION I DON'T KNOW WHAT IS.
Umaroothehorsearoo
I thought Emily was really cute. Gotta love those quirky ones.
Bliss412
I'm more a Penny kind of guy myself cuz uber sweet, but to each their own.
Desomega
Surely we can agree that the only real romance option is Elliott?
Mynameisamess
All I can say is that Elliot is fabulous
Trollslegur
Especially if you get the turn-male-romance-options-into-chicks mod on Nexus.