Duke likes scalping tennis balls.
My heart is broken, imgur.
Butt stuff and City Barbecue
Merry Christmas from the CVICU. I'm half asleep and ready to go home.
MRW I scroll through one more GODDAMN parrot.
When the drugs finally kick in
"I sleep here hooman."
Thanks, practice NCLEX questions.
All tuckered out, give him some lovin'
My neighbor's face when he tries to stop me from masturbating in his sprinklers at 3:32 am on the third Tuesday of every month, but I do it lefty.
"Dad, stop gaming and rub my belly"
BONESAW IS READYYY!!!
Hey Imgur, I got my first nursing job!
Hy Imgur, I'm finally a Murse!
Shitty shitty shitty, cant you see...
"I don't give a shit"
No one probably cares, but thanks imgur!
Hey Imgur, I graduated nursing school today!
OP takes a hot mouthful of meat
Hey imgur, I got my wife a Christmas puppy.
I was a shitty kid.
Guys, I did it.
I know I'm a little late to the party...
He's a goddamned animal.
How did the heroin epidemic come to be?
More like THICK Ross, amirite?!
The picture that got me hooked on imgur.
The Krusty Krab Penis...
Teaching my patient to use their new suppository.
MRW 1/3 of my nursing class fails the class and I don't.
Thanks, nursing notes. That made it clear.
What did I just put on my burger?
My chicken laid a mega-egg.
At some point you just have to say "Oh shut the fuck up."