asterisk09

11611 pts ยท December 17, 2014


I'm a dude. I like video games and gross jokes. I'm a murse.

Duke likes scalping tennis balls.

Points 15
Comments 5
Views 1185

My heart is broken, imgur.

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Comments 209
Views 3724

Butt stuff and City Barbecue

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Comments 8
Views 1323

Merry Christmas from the CVICU. I'm half asleep and ready to go home.

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Comments 4
Views 193

MRW I scroll through one more GODDAMN parrot.

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Comments 2
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When the drugs finally kick in

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Comments 3
Views 498

"I sleep here hooman."

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Thanks, practice NCLEX questions.

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Views 134

All tuckered out, give him some lovin'

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My neighbor's face when he tries to stop me from masturbating in his sprinklers at 3:32 am on the third Tuesday of every month, but I do it lefty.

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Views 533

"Dad, stop gaming and rub my belly"

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Comments 1
Views 86

BONESAW IS READYYY!!!

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Comments 8
Views 84

Hey Imgur, I got my first nursing job!

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Comments 6
Views 92

Hy Imgur, I'm finally a Murse!

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Views 525

Shitty shitty shitty, cant you see...

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Comments 2
Views 82

"I don't give a shit"

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Views 60

No one probably cares, but thanks imgur!

Points 100
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Hey Imgur, I graduated nursing school today!

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Views 28893

OP takes a hot mouthful of meat

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Views 120

Hey imgur, I got my wife a Christmas puppy.

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Views 57

I was a shitty kid.

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Views 39

Guys, I did it.

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Views 76

I know I'm a little late to the party...

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Views 36

He's a goddamned animal.

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Comments 8
Views 42

How did the heroin epidemic come to be?

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Views 1498

More like THICK Ross, amirite?!

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Comments 6
Views 164

The picture that got me hooked on imgur.

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Comments 4
Views 25

The Krusty Krab Penis...

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Comments 3
Views 2116

Teaching my patient to use their new suppository.

Points 12
Comments 1
Views 590

MRW 1/3 of my nursing class fails the class and I don't.

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Comments 12
Views 203

Thanks, nursing notes. That made it clear.

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Comments 1
Views 48

What did I just put on my burger?

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My chicken laid a mega-egg.

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Comments 12
Views 30

At some point you just have to say "Oh shut the fuck up."

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Comments 18
Views 596
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