agg79

362 pts ยท May 30, 2016


Life's short! Don't be afraid to try new things and make time for family and friends.

Great. Now let's see you do one about Fauci and Beagles.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 12

Thank you. IMO, 12 years wasn't long enough but it did produce a lot of memories. We're gonna miss that goofball.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thanks. It was hard to make the call but he is in a better place now.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well, fuck you too, lestrade. I hope that no one would be as petty or douchey if you or your family would be stricken. Way to stay classy.

5 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 25

Mind blown.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Definitely worth the watch.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The corollary to this is: "The customer is always right".

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Snake: I can't believe I ate the whole thing, Anyone got an Alka Seltzer?

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

The way things are going lately, this makes perfect sense to me. If I see a flying Delorean or a TARDIS, I'm asking for a ride.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Damnit! I said the toilet was backed up and not to flush!

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's one magnificent dog, bear spray, and one serious smoke wagon. Respect man. Love to know details. .357 or .44? 6" or 8"

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Damn if you don't play with that good ol boy, I'm fixin' to slap you into next week.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don't know half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less that half of you half as well as you deserve.

5 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

This landing is gonna get pretty interesting.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I am a leaf on the wind - Watch how I soar.

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Chicks dig guys with cool wheels...

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ah, the mating dance of the low rider. One of the first signs of spring.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Well, that's one way to clean your sinuses...

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Her: Me Want Snu-Snu!

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

True enough, but I've seen plenty of ass hat drivers doing exactly what Camaro was doing and there wasn't any emergency.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Spartacus!

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nah, dude, the dick in the Camaro started the deal. The truck driver was being a passive-aggressive dick.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I feel your pain. My old Golden is over 13 and slowly declining. Not sure how much longer he has but will cherish what time we have.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

So very sorry man. No matter how much time we have and how much we love them, it is hard to say goodbye. Run free, Dylan.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The hero we never knew we needed...

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How to wash your bike (International version)

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

For a moment, I thought this was going to be end like Asiana Flight 214. That didn't end very well.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Nice looking house. Congratulations. Welcome to the dark side (of debt).

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

We ain't one-at-a-timin' here. We're MASS communicating!

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0