Jul 27, 2020 2:41 AM
Nofassio
90899
1237
130
Hate me later
Pandwan
Quick get me a lighter..
molenziabeancurd
Now I'm all itchy. Thanks.
TitsandDragons
CundingFutback
Horrifying insect? Tick.
tocfanke4
Get an Opossum
kirsty419
Is that Trump in his natural form?
lynnpie
Okay this seriously freaks me out
But take my hesitant upvote
mmckee44
Ticks engorge themselves like this to make eggs and then die. So do we know that putting them on their backs changes that outcome?
Pixzapotatopiebrocolli
njkckbxr
Burn it
jesusisherelookbusy
v
petresun
Just bite into it already! I wanna see it pop...
Do it.
TripUpStairs
There is this fairy tale movie, with intersecting stories, and one of them has a king who feeds a tic. I can’t remember the name! argh!
hroper452
Is it Tale of Tales? It has the king feeding an enormous flea until it's big? ?.?♀️ *Shudders*
That is it!! Thank you so much, I couldn't find it on a search.
Ilivedpast30thatsenough
This post kinda ticks me off.
shootingstarsareburningrocks
I see what you did there
ChickenChickenBurningBright
Me after the Chinese Buffet
TubeofPringles
dogbeachesarethebestbeaches
Thats my favourite movie of his
Treforce
I dont recall this scene... what movie is this from?
The Birdcage. Such a perfect movie.
HighFlyKai
Really? It’s so short
Lol
P0G0THECL0WN
vahnn
Sometimes ya just gotta keep on truckin'.
SavageGoH
I'd go Gallagher on that melon.
001AwwVillain
CidColetti
featherinit
stonerhino
m0oktakul0us
God damned fucking monsters. Fuck you ticks.
DrippingWithSarcasm
Forbidden gusher..
DerpyPannycake
This made me shiver
dirrrtypiratehookerrr
I picked one up thinking a grape fell on the coffee table...... and squeezed it
PocketCleric
The worst part is not knowing where it came from
ZombieDK
therealNorrinRadd
FreggDillmilker
Do you think itd taste like lyme?
AdmiralAlbatross
TheAnswerWasAlwaysMoreLube
BoomerSooner767
My first lol of the day. I can hear the popping sound now...
johnzaku
Beardologist
No. The Tick is nigh indestructible!
PleaseDoNotThrowHandsAtMe
I hate you. +1
badpetrock
I heard they taste like lyme.
AnniCannibal
Goes well with a Corona
Leonon
Cosmicvonbunbun
ThreeEyedG0at
ISniffedGinOnce
Try it with some milk and cereal.
Grier2217
HandoB4Javert
Is that the current spirit animal of the USA?
YesmynameisGreg
FiendishDoctorWuTangClan
Could have went your whole life keeping that to yourself. But here you are.
preemptiveenema
dammit! i just posted the same thing.
Gotta be quick on that draw.
rosshell2718
*hurk*
Gonlaug
PunkOfSteam
Why! Why would you make this!?
DonkeyGoat
abarak
I was thinking about getting a cat. Now I remember why I don't.
tonalstates
FreudIsMe
Make it reverse!
Lakeylake
Well thanks for the slo-mo
GeneralBLUE88
I must be tired cause this made me crack tf up lol
OMFGWhatHaveWeDONE
Been waiting to use my new gif: (w/sound)
torp
Source ? (asking for a friend) :-)
The Gentlemen. Fun movie
thanks !
Chiselednicknac
What's that from?
flowofsilence
The Gentlemen, now go watch it and enjoy.
MachoEggs
The Gentlemen. Worth watching.
agg79
Definitely worth the watch.
snipercanadian
How do we convince Guy for 2nd and 3rd Man from Uncle
YaBoyJohnorrhea
Idk man I'm still waiting for The Real RocknRolla.
Kvothefefe
You know, I feel like this is a perfectly reasonable response.
angryannotations
The most logical “reason my kid crying” I’ve ever heard. Narrowly beating out “she just woke up”.
tanebot
I'm with the kid. I don't mind most arthropods but ticks can fuck right off.
pinanimal
Is it a tick?
DigitalMau
ba dwee da da dwee dau
Lurkerdraegon
Yes a ThiCC
MagicOrpheus310
It has 8 legs so it's a spider... (It's a tick)
edoublep
No, it’s Becky
DarPhyve
SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON
Toderdj
Hans, get da flammenwerfer
MatthewJohnsona
Thicc Tick.
BannedForSFW05
Kahneolus
Wow, that's some high level armor.
YoudontneedakeywhenyougotMrT
.
bartman2014
Yes, a tick of approval
inahighstupor
Its the forbidden gusher
theghostwholurks
Nah dog it's a ❌ from me.
jay20003000
Well this could have been on a dog....so it's a yes from him
Sheptard
Yep. Recently fed well, too
andaWoss
Zerolyzer
Its THIC.
SPOOOOOON!
retroman688
Thank you. Was hoping this would be here.
RenaissanceFaireMan
Looks like a quarter.
AvatarTommyBee
MoreAwesomerDan
4vie
Ticks are nature's way of keeping larger mammals in check. Just... the ways they do it in! Only nature can be so cruel.
TakeTheStairs
what do you mean, AFAIK they dont kill out wipeout populations or anything.
Read up on tickborne diseases. Revert medical science and tech... a hundred years. what's what I mean.
But! You're right. But that's not cruelty in the same sense... only human are that... unethically.... efficient. There's a difference.
weerdo
Nothing is more cruel then humans
IinsultCats
Bears
Hobbes777
Lol, then go out and live in the wilderness.
Nature is nature.. humans are cruel by choice.. so yes I wouldn't mind living in the wilderness, even if there is a high risk of dying.
Anonaru
Plenty of animals exhibit traditionally cruel behavior. Ever seen what cats of all sizes do when they don't need an immediate kill? 1/
DaisyfromDownunder
Maybe a Tock. They go together well.
IncognitoPanda
They absolutely do not
Samja192
And when both are parasites
qtRaven
Is that a Xanth reference?
ThePerhapsnaut
I read demons don't dream 5 million years ago and forgot I even forgot about it until just then. Weird how some stuff just stays with you.
Only if Xanth is a clock
Ah bummer. Read Xanth by the way.
MCFUDDLENUTS
You've gotta inject a little hydrogen peroxide in there.
TupacAintDead
Hellstorm99
Just use a hammer
vanelanjenkins
pergh
That's too cruel for me. Even for shits and giggles
[deleted]
Fairypowers
I am with yeah on that. So many down votes goodness, I dont understand humans.
magicianofmissin4
Just pop 'em in your mouth. Quick death and a quick snack
RocketNewman
It’s not waterboarding if you use diesel.
Covidnineteen
Totally legal, totally cool
TheMajesticHarpyEagle
As one of the most devout biophilists you will meet, fuck a tick. Ill take mites and mosquitoes and any number of other parasites.
dancinshroom
Not many organisms that small even have the nerve capacity for pain. Hardly torture
only90skidswillgetthis
We're concerned about the pathology of somebody who wants a tick to suffer rather than the feelings of the tick
ThanosWasNotWrong
Fuck you. Those things kill so many people. Fuck em.
So do humans
technically correct. Fuck us too! We suck! Fuck you! Fuck me! Fuck us all!
They ain't trying to kill anyone. They just want to drink some juice
Galaxus
A life is a life. Do rocks cause disease? Yes. Is it up to us as a higher studies to ensure we are humane in our actions, including 1/2
Killing of parasites? Also yes. Torture is cruel and lessens those who commit it to a sub-primal level.
Ticks, not rocks.
taivaanporttiteoria
I have more sympathy for rocks than tics. I could never torture a rock. But those disease-spreading suckers, fuck 'em.
What would happen?
QuiteHugeMegaPlusUltra
memeofficer
whipitrealgood
I’ll take “risky click of the day” for $1000
sonicthemariomasterchief
BROOM
ChromeDome86
As long as you document your findings, it’s science.
L0rdRandTV
Boom
SaItyEuropean
CheapAss
Some psycho with a needle. Why would you even do that
Lward53
Its a tick, fuck em
SnarfyMcSnarferson
well I wont be sleeping tonight
ultradongle
https://images.app.goo.gl/jpuBJqvgAcxjXxzy5
pixelartsometimes
Y doe
stgsteve
Thanks I hate it
Okay this is terrifying and i should have never asked. I’m no longer a lady
I feel like the down votes are from people not wanting to see the shit, rather than me not supplying the correct shit to see. Right?
HedbergAndTheAngryInch
I went ahead and upvoted you for doing the lord's work, but there's no way in hell I'm clicking that link.
thescarby
That is absolutely disgusting. Thank you.
thisusernameismeaningless
Blood decomposes H2O2 into H2O and O2, bubbles, boom. Same thing happens when you pour it onto a wound, those bubbles are oxygen.
iamshocked
What if we injected h20 into 02!?
onlyhalfghost
very little happens when you put water in oxygen. Now, if you actually put 20-hydrogen in anything, you're breaking enough physics to be fun
mstalltree
Pro-tip: nothing cleans blood stains like hydrogen peroxide.
SkynetWithAPoopKnife
kikiohearts
Yeah too bad teenager me didnt know it would eat through underwear too.
peruvianfightingmidgets
Sodium hypochlorite is better as it breaks down DNA
xizar
I find this information useful.
I find it kinda creepy +1
Pandwan
Quick get me a lighter..
molenziabeancurd
Now I'm all itchy. Thanks.
TitsandDragons
CundingFutback
Horrifying insect? Tick.
tocfanke4
kirsty419
Is that Trump in his natural form?
lynnpie
Okay this seriously freaks me out
lynnpie
But take my hesitant upvote
mmckee44
Ticks engorge themselves like this to make eggs and then die. So do we know that putting them on their backs changes that outcome?
Pixzapotatopiebrocolli
njkckbxr
Burn it
jesusisherelookbusy
petresun
Just bite into it already! I wanna see it pop...
petresun
Do it.
TripUpStairs
There is this fairy tale movie, with intersecting stories, and one of them has a king who feeds a tic. I can’t remember the name! argh!
hroper452
Is it Tale of Tales? It has the king feeding an enormous flea until it's big? ?.?♀️ *Shudders*
TripUpStairs
That is it!! Thank you so much, I couldn't find it on a search.
Ilivedpast30thatsenough
This post kinda ticks me off.
shootingstarsareburningrocks
I see what you did there
ChickenChickenBurningBright
Me after the Chinese Buffet
TubeofPringles
dogbeachesarethebestbeaches
Thats my favourite movie of his
Treforce
I dont recall this scene... what movie is this from?
dogbeachesarethebestbeaches
The Birdcage. Such a perfect movie.
HighFlyKai
Really? It’s so short
dogbeachesarethebestbeaches
Lol
P0G0THECL0WN
vahnn
Sometimes ya just gotta keep on truckin'.
SavageGoH
I'd go Gallagher on that melon.
001AwwVillain
CidColetti
featherinit
stonerhino
m0oktakul0us
God damned fucking monsters. Fuck you ticks.
DrippingWithSarcasm
Forbidden gusher..
DerpyPannycake
This made me shiver
dirrrtypiratehookerrr
I picked one up thinking a grape fell on the coffee table...... and squeezed it
PocketCleric
The worst part is not knowing where it came from
ZombieDK
therealNorrinRadd
FreggDillmilker
Do you think itd taste like lyme?
AdmiralAlbatross
TheAnswerWasAlwaysMoreLube
BoomerSooner767
My first lol of the day. I can hear the popping sound now...
johnzaku
Beardologist
No. The Tick is nigh indestructible!
PleaseDoNotThrowHandsAtMe
I hate you. +1
badpetrock
I heard they taste like lyme.
AnniCannibal
Goes well with a Corona
Leonon
Cosmicvonbunbun
ThreeEyedG0at
ISniffedGinOnce
Try it with some milk and cereal.
Grier2217
HandoB4Javert
Is that the current spirit animal of the USA?
YesmynameisGreg
FiendishDoctorWuTangClan
Could have went your whole life keeping that to yourself. But here you are.
preemptiveenema
dammit! i just posted the same thing.
DrippingWithSarcasm
Gotta be quick on that draw.
rosshell2718
*hurk*
Gonlaug
PunkOfSteam
Why! Why would you make this!?
DonkeyGoat
abarak
I was thinking about getting a cat. Now I remember why I don't.
tonalstates
FreudIsMe
Make it reverse!
Lakeylake
Well thanks for the slo-mo
GeneralBLUE88
I must be tired cause this made me crack tf up lol
OMFGWhatHaveWeDONE
Been waiting to use my new gif: (w/sound)
torp
Source ? (asking for a friend) :-)
OMFGWhatHaveWeDONE
The Gentlemen. Fun movie
torp
thanks !
Chiselednicknac
What's that from?
flowofsilence
The Gentlemen, now go watch it and enjoy.
MachoEggs
The Gentlemen. Worth watching.
agg79
Definitely worth the watch.
snipercanadian
How do we convince Guy for 2nd and 3rd Man from Uncle
YaBoyJohnorrhea
Idk man I'm still waiting for The Real RocknRolla.
Kvothefefe
PunkOfSteam
You know, I feel like this is a perfectly reasonable response.
angryannotations
The most logical “reason my kid crying” I’ve ever heard. Narrowly beating out “she just woke up”.
tanebot
I'm with the kid. I don't mind most arthropods but ticks can fuck right off.
pinanimal
Is it a tick?
DigitalMau
ba dwee da da dwee dau
Lurkerdraegon
Yes a ThiCC
MagicOrpheus310
It has 8 legs so it's a spider... (It's a tick)
edoublep
No, it’s Becky
DarPhyve
SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON
Toderdj
Hans, get da flammenwerfer
MatthewJohnsona
Thicc Tick.
BannedForSFW05
Kahneolus
Wow, that's some high level armor.
YoudontneedakeywhenyougotMrT
.
bartman2014
Yes, a tick of approval
inahighstupor
Its the forbidden gusher
theghostwholurks
Nah dog it's a ❌ from me.
jay20003000
Well this could have been on a dog....so it's a yes from him
Sheptard
Yep. Recently fed well, too
andaWoss
Zerolyzer
Its THIC.
Beardologist
SPOOOOOON!
retroman688
Thank you. Was hoping this would be here.
RenaissanceFaireMan
Looks like a quarter.
AvatarTommyBee
MoreAwesomerDan
4vie
Ticks are nature's way of keeping larger mammals in check. Just... the ways they do it in! Only nature can be so cruel.
TakeTheStairs
what do you mean, AFAIK they dont kill out wipeout populations or anything.
4vie
Read up on tickborne diseases. Revert medical science and tech... a hundred years. what's what I mean.
4vie
But! You're right. But that's not cruelty in the same sense... only human are that... unethically.... efficient. There's a difference.
weerdo
Nothing is more cruel then humans
IinsultCats
Bears
Hobbes777
Lol, then go out and live in the wilderness.
weerdo
Nature is nature.. humans are cruel by choice.. so yes I wouldn't mind living in the wilderness, even if there is a high risk of dying.
Anonaru
Plenty of animals exhibit traditionally cruel behavior. Ever seen what cats of all sizes do when they don't need an immediate kill? 1/
DaisyfromDownunder
Maybe a Tock. They go together well.
IncognitoPanda
They absolutely do not
Samja192
And when both are parasites
qtRaven
Is that a Xanth reference?
ThePerhapsnaut
I read demons don't dream 5 million years ago and forgot I even forgot about it until just then. Weird how some stuff just stays with you.
DaisyfromDownunder
Only if Xanth is a clock
qtRaven
Ah bummer. Read Xanth by the way.
MCFUDDLENUTS
You've gotta inject a little hydrogen peroxide in there.
TupacAintDead
Hellstorm99
Just use a hammer
vanelanjenkins
pergh
That's too cruel for me. Even for shits and giggles
[deleted]
[deleted]
Fairypowers
I am with yeah on that. So many down votes goodness, I dont understand humans.
magicianofmissin4
Just pop 'em in your mouth. Quick death and a quick snack
RocketNewman
It’s not waterboarding if you use diesel.
Covidnineteen
Totally legal, totally cool
TheMajesticHarpyEagle
As one of the most devout biophilists you will meet, fuck a tick. Ill take mites and mosquitoes and any number of other parasites.
dancinshroom
Not many organisms that small even have the nerve capacity for pain. Hardly torture
only90skidswillgetthis
We're concerned about the pathology of somebody who wants a tick to suffer rather than the feelings of the tick
ThanosWasNotWrong
Fuck you. Those things kill so many people. Fuck em.
only90skidswillgetthis
So do humans
ThanosWasNotWrong
technically correct. Fuck us too! We suck! Fuck you! Fuck me! Fuck us all!
Covidnineteen
They ain't trying to kill anyone. They just want to drink some juice
Galaxus
A life is a life. Do rocks cause disease? Yes. Is it up to us as a higher studies to ensure we are humane in our actions, including 1/2
Galaxus
Killing of parasites? Also yes. Torture is cruel and lessens those who commit it to a sub-primal level.
Galaxus
Ticks, not rocks.
taivaanporttiteoria
I have more sympathy for rocks than tics. I could never torture a rock. But those disease-spreading suckers, fuck 'em.
lynnpie
What would happen?
QuiteHugeMegaPlusUltra
memeofficer
whipitrealgood
I’ll take “risky click of the day” for $1000
sonicthemariomasterchief
BROOM
ChromeDome86
As long as you document your findings, it’s science.
L0rdRandTV
Boom
SaItyEuropean
QuiteHugeMegaPlusUltra
CheapAss
Some psycho with a needle. Why would you even do that
Lward53
Its a tick, fuck em
SnarfyMcSnarferson
well I wont be sleeping tonight
ultradongle
https://images.app.goo.gl/jpuBJqvgAcxjXxzy5
pixelartsometimes
Y doe
stgsteve
Thanks I hate it
lynnpie
Okay this is terrifying and i should have never asked. I’m no longer a lady
ultradongle
I feel like the down votes are from people not wanting to see the shit, rather than me not supplying the correct shit to see. Right?
HedbergAndTheAngryInch
I went ahead and upvoted you for doing the lord's work, but there's no way in hell I'm clicking that link.
thescarby
That is absolutely disgusting. Thank you.
thisusernameismeaningless
Blood decomposes H2O2 into H2O and O2, bubbles, boom. Same thing happens when you pour it onto a wound, those bubbles are oxygen.
iamshocked
What if we injected h20 into 02!?
onlyhalfghost
very little happens when you put water in oxygen. Now, if you actually put 20-hydrogen in anything, you're breaking enough physics to be fun
mstalltree
Pro-tip: nothing cleans blood stains like hydrogen peroxide.
SkynetWithAPoopKnife
kikiohearts
Yeah too bad teenager me didnt know it would eat through underwear too.
peruvianfightingmidgets
Sodium hypochlorite is better as it breaks down DNA
xizar
I find this information useful.
lynnpie
I find it kinda creepy +1