She nose she messed up.

Apr 17, 2020 9:58 AM

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She nose she messed up.

Coke is a hell of a drug

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If you play it backwards it’s about snorting coke

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And she did it indoors.... INDOORS!!! O_O

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Not even a single letter?

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Is that the God of War font?

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Sorry. I was eating a milky wayyyy.

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I kind of like the fact that the tattoo is misspelled. Shows a commitment to not regretting idiotic decisions.

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*ragretting

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n'am saying?

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Scotty P, a true legend.

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The best character in that movie

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You know that shit burned but hlshe powered through it what a champ

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She went..

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Lessons were learned. Hopefully.

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Like Diet Coke works better for this.

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We’ll see if she remembers that incident when she is 18.

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Gotta squeeze the base

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Wait 10 more years...

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If not, then on the bright side we can expect more entertaining clips in the future.

6 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Nope. I have watched it for a while and she just keeps doing it!

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I learned that i'm gonna try it

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For science!

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Yeah, next time she'll use two mentos instead.

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this is part of the lesson unfortunately

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Experience is the only teacher that gives the exam before the lesson.

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#1

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Coca cola dragon

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Looking at all the deleted comments, just wanted to thank the mods for doing a great job.

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

So like, what would a success have looked like here

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straight in, straight through, & her pants are immediately filled with a fizzy brown liquid?

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Warrrbbbbblllll

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Some use a net pot, some use a co2 pressurised full fat coke. Similar results, just more sticky.

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"how to get a yeast infection inside your sinuses"

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No you'd need carbonated bread for that duhhh /s

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Forbidden neti-pot.

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*super effective

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There's a joke here I'm not going to make. Thanks for ruining me, internet

6 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Was it about an angry dragon?

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We want it with sound.

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GARRRRBGRLBLBLBLBLBL COUGH COUGH BLBLBLBL. . .

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I sneezed a spaghetti noodles out my nose once. It only came half out and I had to pull the rest through.

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The dog was happy.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Got one better. Speed eating in BMT, coughed and got a piece of burger lodged in my sinus. Hocked it up like the worst loogie ever.

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Lol nice. I got a bean stuck in my throat and tried to cough it up but it went straight into my sinuses, so I shot it out of my nostril

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What exactly was her plan here? I mean - what did she envision was the best case scenario?

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She's a kid. Let her experiment. Not all play has to have a plan.

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Drink coke so fast

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This actually once kinda happened to me. Promised my wife "A romantic evening" and I started the whole thing by opening a bottle of... (1/4)

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...Champagne I had. She was blindfolded and all and I popped the bottle open all romantic. But the fucker bursted like this one, so... (2/4)

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... I quickly thought: "Can't spill any of the good stuff", so I tried to do just like she did in the video. The results were same... (3/4)

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...But my wife was still blindfolded, so all she heard was: *pop* "Oh shit...HRRRRRRRNGH". 5/5 date. Still married. (4/4)

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Why?

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Because kids

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Why not

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Science isn't about "why". It's about "why not?"

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Talk about backwash

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What is the context here? Why is everyone so nonchalant about this

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It's a reference to their early video "history of wooing women" where they drink champagne after singing. freaking weird in my opinion.

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Its the end of a music video, I'm not sure if the champagne was supposed to work out that way or if they just went with it.

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It was totally planned.

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You can see she's damp from previous shoots, so it had to have been planned.

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It's not from previous shoots. In the vid, she sprays them with champagne as they are opening theirs and it back-sprays on her, too.

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I've been looking for this video for ages, think it was musical flirting through the ages or something but can't find. Do you know source?

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Postmodern Jukebox on YouTube.

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No, it's not them. I can't get to YT right now so I can't share the actual link.

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https://youtu.be/NgigpC-xAB8

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Thank you!

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Anyone?

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Oof

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She's famous now

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At first I thought the title was a spelling error. Thank you for correcting me.

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like a tab

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Yup that's what I was looking for in the comment section.

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I can feel this in my soul

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A sincere thanks for this. Much appreciated in these trying times.

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I think I've seen that Image on a different site...

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You’re on a list now.

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An angry dragon is the term.

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The usage of this gif will never not crack...literally everyone up.

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Someone had to take it there

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God, I just remembered projectile puking like this in college. My nose burned like hell.

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Did it one night after a vindaloo and too much alcohol. Omg felt like razor blades coming out my nose

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Not entirely sure what the hell is wrong with me, but EVERYTIME I puke it comes out of my nose. It's a nightmare. Bits of food get stuck.

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I've never had vomit up there, but after a good root beer if it goes out the wrong hole it's like liquid fire.

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I had pneumonia and was eating chicken noodle soup and drinking orange juice. Plus that nasty pink shit they give you. All 3 out the nose.

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Chicken noodle soup and orange juice at the same time? No wonder you puked.

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Have you ever puked a noodle out your nose in a stream of orange juice? I do not recommend.

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No but I have refluxed out pizza, oatmeal, fish and chips, vodka and orange juice... and so many more........

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BRB

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Well?

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Coca Cola through the nose. ouch

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She's gonna feel that for a few days...

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i can feel the burn from here

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your mucous membranes say hi

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cold-free for 2-3 weeks, I'll bet!

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Try adding some jalapeño juice to it and drinking through a straw from your nose. The burn is real. Don’t ask me how I know

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Well atleast there is no corona in the nose anymore,

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Helps against any type of nose sickness

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thats hwo you counter the Virus. just burn it with th acids of a cola

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Thats how you vaccacinate against sodas

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A Tehuacanazo is mineral water and chili powder shaken, and shot up someone's nose as a means of "interrogation" in Mexico.

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As a parent. She already got her punishment. No need to clean up. It's online and got cola up her nose, so that's enough of a lesson.

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what would you punish her for- not understanding physics? You only learn that by experiment.

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"Always Coca Cola~" "TASTE THE FEELING!!!"etc.

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You can't beat the real thing

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No brain, no headache

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Wanna know what's worse, bourbon, rail bourbon out the nose. Like being maced.

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She took it like a champ.

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Ya forget burping the wrong way. She probablly watched a bit too much YouTube to just attempt this.

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Coca cola through your isn't as bad as a dry dick in your ass.. but that is something she won't learn for a long time

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Hopefully

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I think she took it like a champ!

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100%, I’m pushing 30 and I’d be crying like a little bitch if I did this to myself

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I sneezed and had to go blow my nose watching it

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Nasal cleanse :)

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must hurt like a mofo. the amount and pressure made wonder if this could even be dangerous?

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Definitely if it hadn't gone through the nose but down to the lungs.

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Coke through the nose...

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Welcome back to the eighties

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painful way to die

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Or to have a fun night

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A friend once managed to laugh so hard he shot half-chewed bits of raw carrot out through his nose. We were like 10 years old at the time.

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holy shit ?

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I did that with crispbread. Not that funny when it happens to you.

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For real though, laughing while eating is DANGEROUS!

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I sneezed a big chuck of sushi warp out of my nose.

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Almost hiss-laughed some vodka/soda out through my nose reading this just now. +1 you gem, you.

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I realized that meant 6:45am here and still didn’t bat an eye. No limits on day drinking anymore. A pina colada is a breakfast smoothie now.

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I work overnights :)

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Are you living in the States? it's 9 am in texas

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Yep, I work overnights.

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No rules in the house during quarantine you snitch

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Another fake cure for COVID19. She's gonna grow up to become a chiropractor.

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There is a chiropractor in Michigan leading a anti rest in place group atm

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Or a politician

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Both

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Quacks exist in all professions. I've known antivax doctors and nurses.

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Not as quacky as chiropractors

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You're free to your feelings, just realize they are not facts.

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Why chiropractor?

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They don't believe in vaccines!

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None of them?

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they're not doctors; check their rates for permanent injuries or deaths.

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They are about 100% bullshit. Have a look around, prolly have a family member, whose being “treated” by a chiro, with no healing for years.

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I've been treated by one,and they definitely helped me.

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Some chiropractors are great. Unfortunately, so many of them also push a lot of fake cures and homeopathy and similar bullshit.

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For some reason most imgurians hate chiropractors. Not all are crazy voodoo healers though. Some are realistic and help manage pain w/o meds

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Bullshit, chiropractic medicine is what happens when you buy politicians. It’s bullshit they’re not MDs! May as well be essential oils...

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Yeah,I just read about a few giving covid advice. Pretty appalling. There are definitely good ones and bad ones. I've been to both.

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I've known antivax nurses and doctors. It's unfortunate, people know how to spot a bad doctor but not a bad chiropractor.

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The first one I saw was a quack,for sure. Yossed around hokey sounding lingo and then offered up an expensive treatment plan with a discount

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There are also many incompetent MDs. Comes with every profession. The most incompetent in all fields generally become politicians

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Or get their own tv shows

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Some people are unaware that there are rigorous, science based schools for becoming a DC. So they bash them out of ignorance.

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No it’s the nonsense and fuckwittery of an industry continuing to fuck their “patients” out of money and chase ambulances without healing.

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Most of them that I know use rigorously peer reviewed medical research and collaborate with MDs. The supplements they sell are medical 1.

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2. grade, clinically tested supplements. It's functional medicine with a primary goal of fixing diet and lifestyle.

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Some of them are charlatans,no doubt. Been to one. But the one I settled on was was awesome and helped me with my knee and back problems.

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Because the basis of chiropractic is unscientific and after rigorous study shown to not work. Mixers add science based stuff to confuse ppl

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That's whty they're not caalled doctors here, but some RNs are.

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I dunno, i pinched a nerve in my back, they sent me to chiro, and they fixed it. Seemed straightforward to me. Didnt seem crazy or psuedo.

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You got lucky. I'll go to a Physiotherapist, tyvm. . .

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Looking it up, it seems theyre both similar, but with different focuses. And the physio is the one more likely to be into holistic stuff.

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I dont think chiros are the issue, i think its "people who believe in homeopathy"

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I think chiropractors are also a problem. What’s unique about chiro doesn’t work, what does work isn’t unique.

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I agree there, but many people mix the two and consider the practice to be the same.

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Source?

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It's a load of horseshit. studies have shown its efficacy and extremely low rate of side effect and injury compared to other treatments.

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No. You’ve confused chiro scumbags with actual doctors, you know Osteopaths, Orthopods, REAL not delusional garbage fed to the ignorant.

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big one from a few years ago on blood pressure. https://europepmc.org/article/med/3075649

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