a2s2020

41827 pts · March 4, 2020


He’s not gay. But a lot of the guys he sleeps with are

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Still must appreciate the Thresher Shark for going all in on the tail, and the Whale Shark and Basking Shark for big cruisy style

1 day ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Agreed. Other sharks are cool but they are

shark shark ˢʰᵃʳᵏ shark SHARK ₛₕₐᵣₖ

And then HAMMER TIME

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What’s a password salt?

1 day ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I’m guessing you know more about this than I do, so what makes a random string of words more secure than a cheeky string of words? Eg (and I’m making these up on the spot) why would say, “devour fund basket legs” be more secure than “stroke my immense orbs” ?

1 day ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Use swear words or sex terms. Even euphemisms. Easier to remember

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Make it dirty. Swears and sexwords are easier to remember

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More likely what was in the head was “Aaaaaahhh! Do all the things!!! Aaaaaahhhh!!!”

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Remember: an OSHA compliant Molotov cocktail has the rag tied around the neck of a closed bottle. Not stuck into the neck. Safety first!

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It was the most expensive machine that goes ping. It cost three quarters of a million pounds!

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If you had a better scanner you could see the comment above you was made by a dick

2 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Good on you and I hope you have fun. You deserve it!

I am a simple man and I like simple things. But now I am wondering how a pretentious cocking would go…

3 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is not directed at OP, but at pretentious cocking poets

3 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Drumsticks for all my friends! All we have to do now is catch one…

(Chickopede nyooms off)

3 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#18 Tits or ass? Bro, ass. But tits are great too. Fucking poets can fuck off. Go wear a pirate shirt and annoy a woman until she becomes a genius science fiction pioneer. At least then you’ll have done something useful

3 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I referstood that underance

4 days ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

/a/FWRy6yz

6 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That’s not mine. That’s the guy behind me!

6 days ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

And I pity
Any girl
Who isn’t me
Tonight!

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#1 Is a silmarillion more than a gazillion?

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#1 “Oh. I promise this is exactly what it looks like.”

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Middle name Iii-Eee-Iii-Eee-Iii
Middle name Will
Last name Alwaysloveyoooooouuuu

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think this is funnier if one character says both lines. Doesn’t matter which one

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I can see that. I suppose drugs and/or shock could also explain it but AI seems more likely

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I reading every comment in that guy’s voice. Cool, confident, premulous and pre-fabulated

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Preemptive Execution Dominance Operations!

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Magnificent dadding

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